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greyscale ([info]greyscale) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-11-18 06:08:00


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Current mood:Unrepentant

Amendment #893: When Wanked, Attack The Wankas
UPDATED!!
InuGrrrl has posted a rebuttal author's note in TWO of her fics (One that was not even involved in the issue), demanding that her minions review (both here AND here)or else she will cease to update (the net should be so lucky...) among other amusing things. And if I hear the term 'My Lovlies' one more time, there WILL be murder. Naturally, her actions have prompted abundant ass kissing on the review boards. Also, Morbide Mind has managed to reconstruct some of the original replies to F_W that have since been deleted.


Inugirl informed us all that we need 'fucking lives' and to be laid by several small children boys or girls. She then proclaimed herself a woman several times and deemed F_W beneath her because she has hit puberty.

This message was promptly followed by Kagaga no Subaba restating everything InuGrrrl already had, and adding a few lame insults of her very own. To this? Mediaminer.org actually threatened to ban her if she doesn't stop fighting 'Kiki's battles for her.

Lady Blade and our very own troll Lucient also threw in their opinions of us; 2 rants which lasted more than the allotted 1500 characters per review. And *WE* need lives when most of us toss off a one-liner and are done with it...


</b>This is basically an extension of a recent wank, but it has blossomed into a whole new kind of wank!

After some friggin troll posted the link to the newest wank on both InuGrrrl’s staggering ego and the neurotic fans that ardently fight for her right to suck, the fanbrats declared war on Fandom_Wank. (Note: Granted, InuGrrrl and several drones already knew about the wank, but this post is apparently what kicked it off…)

Unfortunately, most of the bitching was deleted from the review boards, but fret not! It seems that their war has turned into an invasion. Since their effort on their own turf was deleted, they have conveniently come to us. I imagine that we should be expecting several more revelations from the masses over the next few days. And considering that we are all asshole children with identity crises and no lives, we should have plenty of time to point and laugh.

Oh, and for the record, none of us are fluent in Japanese, write stories of our own, have a right to critique others, and we all think we’re better than everyone else.

Okay, so that last part is valid, but we only think that because it’s true.

Any thoughts?




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[info]rotten_fish
2005-11-18 07:43 pm UTC (link)
Who is this person and why should I care?

=/

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(Anonymous)
2005-11-18 07:53 pm UTC (link)
God dammit, is anonymous posting going to be turned off again? D:

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(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-11-18 07:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-11-18 08:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-11-19 01:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]damien, 2005-11-19 10:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]qem_chibati, 2005-11-21 11:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]damien, 2005-11-21 10:01 pm UTC

[info]issendai
2005-11-18 07:55 pm UTC (link)
Any thoughts?

Is there a way to make them read the userinfo first? Maybe with some sort of Clockwork Orange setup? 'Cos damn, the "OMG that's not constructive criticism!" wanks are getting old.

Children, children, please--we're not here to crit fics. We're not here to mock fics. We're here to crit and mock YOU.

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(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2005-11-18 08:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-11-18 09:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]azhidahaki, 2005-11-19 04:27 am UTC
Remind me again - (Anonymous), 2005-11-19 05:18 am UTC
Remind me again - (Anonymous), 2005-11-19 05:19 am UTC
Re: Remind me again - [info]issendai, 2005-11-19 01:50 pm UTC
And with one voice, Fandom Wank said...
[info]kadath
2005-11-18 08:11 pm UTC (link)
"Who?"

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Re: And with one voice, Fandom Wank said... - [info]morbide_mind, 2005-11-18 08:33 pm UTC

[info]gorogoro
2005-11-18 08:33 pm UTC (link)
Oh noes, random person attack! How the anonymous comments make my heart ache with grief oh woe, someone thinks we are bad WHATEVER SHALL WE DO?!!!

I think this calls for porn. And the obligatory boobies, of course.

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(no subject) - [info]morbide_mind, 2005-11-18 08:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]white_serpent, 2005-11-18 08:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]morbide_mind, 2005-11-18 08:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_terrific, 2005-11-18 09:13 pm UTC

[info]frequentmouse
2005-11-18 08:40 pm UTC (link)
we all think we're better than everyone else.

Okay, so that last part is valid, but we only think that because it's true.

Any thoughts?


(distracted by apostrophe induced quote aphasia, and fixing same)

Oh. Thoughts?

Yeah: we're better than everyone else because we know any one of us is capable of a being wanky idiot at the drop of a hat.

I'm as big a fool as any wanker anywhere, I'm just willing to admit it. Which is why we eat our own, yes?

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(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-11-18 08:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2005-11-19 05:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2005-11-18 08:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]morbide_mind, 2005-11-18 08:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2005-11-19 01:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2005-11-19 04:02 pm UTC

dracothelizard
2005-11-18 09:00 pm UTC (link)
Wait, if we're at war, do we get uniforms?

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(no subject) - [info]here4tehwank, 2005-11-18 09:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-11-18 09:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wal_lace, 2005-11-19 02:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-11-19 04:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2005-11-19 06:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-11-19 10:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2005-11-19 08:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - dracothelizard, 2005-11-19 08:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2005-11-20 12:30 am UTC
(no subject) - dracothelizard, 2005-11-20 01:08 am UTC

[info]funkyhelix
2005-11-18 09:06 pm UTC (link)
*yawns*

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(no subject) - [info]wildelamassu, 2005-11-18 09:10 pm UTC

[info]phosfate
2005-11-18 09:55 pm UTC (link)
I don't know how it can be a war when they're in Moscow, using Kalishnokovs with bent barrels to shoot at imaginary tin cans, and we're at a sidewalk cafe in Paris enjoying little fruity drinks and brie.

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(no subject) - [info]morbide_mind, 2005-11-18 10:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-11-18 10:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]morbide_mind, 2005-11-18 10:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-11-18 10:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2005-11-18 11:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-11-18 11:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2005-11-18 11:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-11-18 11:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-11-19 12:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-11-19 12:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-11-19 12:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ymfaery, 2005-11-19 01:26 am UTC
AAaiiieee! - (Anonymous), 2005-11-19 05:21 am UTC
Mao - [info]phosfate, 2005-11-22 04:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-11-18 11:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cornedbee, 2005-11-18 11:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mooncalf, 2005-11-18 11:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-11-18 11:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mooncalf, 2005-11-18 11:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]princessdot, 2005-11-19 07:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-11-22 04:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]embyquinn, 2005-11-19 04:46 pm UTC

[info]alina_kalime
2005-11-18 10:01 pm UTC (link)
So they're posting anonymously 'invading' f_w based on the strategy of adding more splooge to the place?

Yea, that's going to work about as well as marching your army through the minefield while the opposing side watches on the sidelines with popcorn.

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(no subject) - [info]gunshou, 2005-11-19 03:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alina_kalime, 2005-11-19 02:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-11-19 05:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alina_kalime, 2005-11-19 10:14 pm UTC

[info]taiga_ameca
2005-11-18 10:04 pm UTC (link)
Correction

Asshole children with identity crises and no lives and whose university has been on strike for three weeks therefore giving me, we should have plenty of time to point and laugh.


/stupid

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[info]sorchar
2005-11-18 10:53 pm UTC (link)
I noticed in one of them that Lucy called himself a "sly devil." Here's a hint: if you have to tell us yourself, it's probably not true.

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The mediocre piano-player - [info]angora, 2005-11-19 12:03 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-11-18 11:14 pm UTC (link)
For someone who isn't a BNF, she's certainly taking on the wanky characteristics of a certain Big Diva. I'd suspect they were one and the same, except InuGrrrl's fics actually contain sex scenes.

- The Big Q (who longs for a Journalfen account)

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(no subject) - [info]morbide_mind, 2005-11-19 12:00 am UTC

[info]snacky
2005-11-19 12:35 am UTC (link)
If I never see or hear the word "fanbrat" again, it will be too soon.

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Poor Lucient still does not get it.
[info]morbide_mind
2005-11-19 12:43 am UTC (link)
The critic, who gave CC to InuGrrl a.k.a Kiki and got hammered for it said in a previous review that he/she does not give her email because of how the Legion of Terror would overreact think that wasn’t such a bad idea.
When Lucient was all done ranting here he went back to MM and posted this review.

Reviewed By: Lucient [MediaMiner Member] On: November 18, 2005 16:15 CST
Comment/Review:
I specifically don't give out my personal information because I don't feel like spending my free time sifting through e-mails from irate authors and manic fangirls that disagree with my analysis/////////AKA you're a fucking pussy, just like the rest of your fanwank friends! I came to them, but funny how they never got back to me. Tsk tsk. I don't log ip addresses, I'm not paranoid. I think any person who's too much of a coward to stand behind their work is not worth a damn. Kiki does stand behind her work. Fancy that...


Ignorance is indeed bliss. I so hope you read this Lucient and come back to us, we wankas are not going anywhere, in fact we never did. And if you would pay attention ‘The Critic’ isn’t a wanker.

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Re: Poor Lucient still does not get it. - [info]theamazingrando, 2005-11-19 02:19 am UTC
Re: Poor Lucient still does not get it. - [info]out_bottle, 2005-11-20 05:20 pm UTC

[info]saralina25
2005-11-19 01:56 am UTC (link)
Is it too much to ask that when you 'take on' F_W you read the rules, or at least pay attention to what the hell we're saying?

And you'd think that they'd eventually learn that wank is forgotten in 48 hours (Caina, Crystal Wank and Anne Rice not withstanding) and by feeding us, they just make it that much more likely to become one of the above mentioned.

I'll stop giving them credit now.

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(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2005-11-19 04:57 am UTC

[info]drworm
2005-11-19 02:59 am UTC (link)
I love watching When Fangirls Attack, tonight on FOX!!!

Hahahaha. Inuyasha.

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[info]khym_chanur
2005-11-19 03:21 am UTC (link)
Inu-Yasha related wank shows up here every once and a while, but I don't recal seeing wanks related to Rumiko Takahashi's other works. If Ranma 1/2, Maison Ikkoku, and Urusei Yatsura (a.k.a. Those Obnoxious Aliens) were broadcasted on Adult Swim, I wonder if the wanks they brought would be the same-old-same-old, or if there might be something new and shiny.

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(no subject) - [info]reinhardt, 2005-11-19 05:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2005-11-19 05:45 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-11-19 04:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]riah_chan, 2005-11-19 05:58 am UTC

[info]frequentmouse
2005-11-19 04:24 am UTC (link)
Haven't they attacked yet? My elbows are getting tired from keeping my fingers poised on the keyboard waiting to reply to their stinging wit.

Except for the part where I've actually been cleaning and running errands most of the day.

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(no subject) - sharonapple, 2005-11-19 04:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]morbide_mind, 2005-11-19 11:44 am UTC

sharonapple
2005-11-19 04:41 am UTC (link)
Awww... can't we keep them?

Chained to a wall, frothing at the mouth, shrieking obscenities, trying to prove that are all asshole children with identity crises and no lives?

They'd be such a hit at parties. I mean it would be all,

"Why hello there Fred! Have you seen my new crazy, Japanese wannabe, sub-ar porn-writing teenybopper?"

"By Jove! I've been trying to find one of those for ages!"

"omg u r so meen and my pr0n is hawt and sexi and vry meanging full!"

"Ha! Ha! Très amusant isn't she, eh Fred?"

"Oh do poke her again! I'm on absolute tenterhooks as to what she'll say next!"

Or maybe not?

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(no subject) - sharonapple, 2005-11-19 04:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2005-11-19 04:58 am UTC
(no subject) - sharonapple, 2005-11-19 05:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkeyes, 2005-11-19 10:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2005-11-19 10:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-11-22 12:57 am UTC

[info]riah_chan
2005-11-19 05:49 am UTC (link)
::is fluent in Japanese::

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[info]shockfluff
2005-11-19 06:32 am UTC (link)
Any thoughts?

Either Inugrrl is Sueric's understudy or Sueric's sockpuppet.

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(no subject) - [info]childofares, 2005-11-19 08:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shockfluff, 2005-11-19 11:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]childofares, 2005-11-19 12:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]greyscale, 2005-11-19 01:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]childofares, 2005-11-19 01:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]morbide_mind, 2005-11-19 01:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]greyscale, 2005-11-19 01:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]childofares, 2005-11-19 02:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2005-11-19 10:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shockfluff, 2005-11-20 11:38 am UTC

[info]annabelle_lee
2005-11-19 11:00 am UTC (link)
I wonder what would happen if someone actually tried to inject logic into their arguements. I assume the explosion would kill us all, but at least we'd die mocking, right?

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I wouldn't be so lucky - [info]childofares, 2005-11-19 02:41 pm UTC
Re: I wouldn't be so lucky - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-11-19 03:14 pm UTC
Re: I wouldn't be so lucky - [info]childofares, 2005-11-19 04:47 pm UTC

[info]damien
2005-11-19 11:05 am UTC (link)
You know, since none of them are fluent in Japanese, what exactly is stopping us all from pretending to be fluent and typing up gibberish because they wouldn't get it anyway?

Apart from the fact that I just suggested and blew our cover, of course.

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I've been HIT
[info]morbide_mind
2005-11-19 11:45 am UTC (link)
"That punk tried to cock block me

Does anybody know what this means?"

--Let's see, if I were you, I would just die crawl in a hole and die. I guess it is hilarious but if you literally have NO IDEA what this MEANS then I think you're MENTALLY CHALLENGED. Ever heard of reading between the lines? Or even taking it literally? It basically means that the guy blocked her...Duh!!!!


So does that mean if it was a girl that she had been pussy blocked?

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Re: I've been HIT - [info]childofares, 2005-11-19 12:34 pm UTC
Re: I've been HIT - [info]morbide_mind, 2005-11-19 01:27 pm UTC
Re: I've been HIT - [info]childofares, 2005-11-19 02:46 pm UTC
Re: I've been HIT - (Anonymous), 2005-11-19 05:10 pm UTC


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