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Pip's Sister ([info]pipssister) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-06-30 09:40:00
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Current mood:annoyed

blasphemy r so kewl!!!!1111 I masturb8 with a crucifix!!!!1111
(WARNING: Possibly not wank.)

Here are some gems that come from a community called Jesus Loves Me where a bunch of Satanists and/or Atheists make "clever" comments that makes them so "blasphemous."

Like this guy here who Masturbates with a crucifix.

Or this chick here who writes goth poetry.

Or this guy who says Buddists or Mormons did that WTC shit.

Personally, I feel like this is very weak blasphemy. But they seem so damn proud of themselves. :-)


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[info]rann
2003-06-30 05:01 pm UTC (link)
Blasphemy as fashion statement, for when you want to eradicate that last bit of doubt that, yes, you ARE a poser.

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[info]zannechaos
2003-06-30 09:42 pm UTC (link)
::smooch!:: I'm filing this comment away in my memory for later usage. ::giggling::

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[info]feenix
2003-06-30 06:17 pm UTC (link)
OMG OMG 3DGY

...and then they wonder why people laugh at them.

(Actually, this does remind me of a button I saw..."Jesus loves everyone, but I'm his favorite.")

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[info]zannechaos
2003-06-30 09:45 pm UTC (link)
(Actually, this does remind me of a button I saw..."Jesus loves everyone, but I'm his favorite.")

That buttom makes me giggle; under the... uh... terms of the religion (or something - haven't had my coffee yet.) everyone of the faith is family in Christ.

It just so makes me think of brothers and sisters squabbling over who daddy likes more. "Daddy loves ME more!" "Nuh-uh! He loves ME more!" "Mommy loves ME more than either of YOU! SHE gave ME the bigger slice of cake last night!" "She did not!" "Did too!" "NOT!"

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[info]jfpbookworm
2003-06-30 07:50 pm UTC (link)
I hung out on alt.atheism and talk.atheism on Usenet for a while. There's definitely at least two types of atheists there: the sort there to debate theological points and argue over church-state separation, and the rebellious types who I assume just see Christianity (maybe other religion too, but that's their focus) as another authority figure to attack.

Google Groups returns 1,080 hits for atheism + "fuck the skull of jesus". (Point being you have to try hard to be original when you bash a milennia-old institution.)

And as far as the onanistic blasphemer goes, hasn't he heard of Divine Interventions?

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[info]iris
2003-06-30 09:12 pm UTC (link)
People who are all "OLOLO I R TEH REBELIUS ATHEIST!!!1111" because they make those of us who take it seriously look like idiots. No wonder my mother freaked out when she found out I was an atheist...she's probably afraid I'll be one of those.

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[info]iris
2003-06-30 09:14 pm UTC (link)
Uh, remove that "because they." Guess I need to turn my brain on.

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[info]kerikeri
2003-06-30 09:36 pm UTC (link)
Google Groups returns 1,080 hits for atheism + "fuck the skull of jesus".

Um, do I want to ask how you came to find this out? :P

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[info]soy_latte
2003-06-30 11:02 pm UTC (link)
And as far as the onanistic blasphemer goes, hasn't he heard of Divine Interventions?


I <666 that site. I was thinking the same thing...

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[info]tempslut
2003-07-01 02:54 am UTC (link)
There was one message board I stopped hanging out at because the atheists on the board would say, all the time, that all religion was stupid and that those who believed in God (or a god) were somehow hoodwinked. (That's the gist of it, anyway.) As an agnostic who often wavers between militant and open to the thought of a higher power, that attitude both offended my sensibilites and caused me to eye-roll over their naivete and idiocy all at once.

And hell, I was raised Catholic, so if anyone has license to slam religion, it's me! ;)

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[info]pipssister
2003-07-01 03:46 am UTC (link)
There was one message board I stopped hanging out at because the atheists on the board would say, all the time, that all religion was stupid and that those who believed in God (or a god) were somehow hoodwinked. (That's the gist of it, anyway.) As an agnostic who often wavers between militant and open to the thought of a higher power, that attitude both offended my sensibilites and caused me to eye-roll over their naivete and idiocy all at once.

There was actually a message on "Jesus Loves Me" that was along those lines. "How can people say that they want freedom and yet they buy into religion?" or something like that. (I wanted to post it but I couldn't find it.) Got me kinda peeved (I'm Jewish). Big way to misunderstand the opposition. >: -(

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[info]pipssister
2003-07-01 03:40 am UTC (link)
And as far as the onanistic blasphemer goes, hasn't he heard of Divine Interventions?

I thought of mentioning that website, but I thought my icon above spoke for itself. But yeah, the latex cross seems like it would be much more comfortable than the metal/wood thingie I assume he's using. Maybe it's too expensive... :-/

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[info]aruru
2003-07-01 10:01 am UTC (link)
Jackhammer Jesus! Man, I'm glad someone brought it up - I originally saw that site a few years back, and it still cracks me up.

I love that one and The Devil, though I think my favorite now might be the Buddha. I dunno why, maybe it's because they picked the fat jolly version of him to depict. It's like "yeah man, you know what Nirvana he's grinning about there" or something. XD

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[info]moonjaguar
2003-06-30 08:21 pm UTC (link)
Whatever happened to [info]ideology_wank?

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[info]pipssister
2003-07-01 03:36 am UTC (link)
[shrugs] :-)

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[info]chash
2003-06-30 09:38 pm UTC (link)
I like how the cross masterbater responds to himself. That's always classy.

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Oh, How pathetic.
[info]zannechaos
2003-06-30 09:54 pm UTC (link)
Not only are they screaming out loud and clear that they're poseurs, they're also screaming "HEY WORLD! LOOKIT ME! I have no life, and no intelligence, and no purpose! ...I don't get laid either! ...Unless you count the family dog!"

-_- I mean, rilly.

I have no problem with mocking pretentious, poseurs of ANY faith (or nonfaith). I do have problems with people mocking faith in general (within intelligent bounds; there's a big difference between someone who's a Christian, a Wiccan, a Buddist, or a Mormon and someone who worships old underwear they think belonged to Elvis, and has the secrets to the end of the world and helps them fly...)

Yah, yah, yah, kiddies: look, it's been done. It's been old for 1,985 years. But I suppose you're not that intelligent that you could ever hope to come up with something even slightly original. Hell, reused tripe can be funny when done well. Y'all got none of the above. Why not go back and devote your energy to worshiping Marilyn Manson or something? We laugh at you. Really.

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[info]rhi_silverflame
2003-06-30 10:06 pm UTC (link)
My best friend, who really is a Satanist, would probably be embarrassed and disgusted by these idiots. And I, as a pagan who often gets mistakenly tarred with the same brush by the ignorant, resent 'em too.

Bleah. So laughable.

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