blasphemy r so kewl!!!!1111 I masturb8 with a crucifix!!!!1111
(WARNING: Possibly not wank.)

Here are some gems that come from a community called Jesus Loves Me where a bunch of Satanists and/or Atheists make "clever" comments that makes them so "blasphemous."

Like this guy here who Masturbates with a crucifix.

Or this chick here who writes goth poetry.

Or this guy who says Buddists or Mormons did that WTC shit.

Personally, I feel like this is very weak blasphemy. But they seem so damn proud of themselves. :-)