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Gun o' the Pants ([info]gun) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-11-22 18:44:00


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Entry tags:fandom: harry potter, oppression, religion

Christians + HP = totally not my OTP
Ladies and gentlemen, you may remember my charming wank of a couple of months ago about Megarouge, who, back then, thought it fit to jump over people for not being as OMGTOLERANT as her by labelling anyone with a dissenting opinion to her as some sort of crazy fundamentalist Christian. And when I say 'crazy fundamentalist Christian', I mean anyone who has less-than hateful views about Christianity in general.

All was quiet after she got banned the first time, and apparently she was unbanned a little while back too, because she accused Gwendolyn Grace of having some kind of crazy vendetta against her. But once again, I get ahead of myself.

Megarouge is back with her particular brand of live-and-let-live Liberal(tm) tolerance and philanthropy with a charmingly entitled FAP thread called Can't Stand Christians (in relation to HP), stating:

I would like to add my Can't Stand thread. I despise Christians' views on Harry Potter. Yeah not all of them hate it, true, but the handful that do never STFU... If I happen to offend any Christians...well I don't care, actually.

Some Christians over there, including some Christian slashers, object. So Megarouge responds with her omgoppression post:

Don't worry about being off topic, Fairy. Only the non-Christians get penalized for that.

Unfortunately, the thread is closed now. But fantastic, given the history, and I give it eleven thumbs up for great family entertainment.




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[info]fevered_ego
2005-11-22 11:49 am UTC (link)
Luka's Special Christian-Wank Song:

Oh, there's no wank wankier than religious wank,
It's the wankiest wank of all!
There's just no cause to big to wank,
And nor, it seems, too small!

So join us in the fapping, friends,
Whatever church you're in--
It feels so nice to fan the flames,
It has to be a sin!

(Audience: burn books or deny Christ during refrain)

Religion-bashin' is in fashion,
And hysteria's the king,
So whip it out and wank with all
that pent-up heathen passion!

(Start arguing about whether past injustices make it okay to persecute each other)

The truth here is you won't go to hell
For reading Harry Potter
If God exists, I'm sure he knows
The flamewars here are hotter.

(Cue sound of Baby Jesus crying; shoot lightning at audience until end of final chorus)

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(no subject) - [info]gun, 2005-11-22 11:57 am UTC
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[info]drakyndra
2005-11-22 11:56 am UTC (link)
People are stupid.

That is all I have to say.

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(no subject) - [info]amxjm, 2005-11-23 08:22 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-11-22 12:01 pm UTC (link)
I don't know what religion/ideology Megarouge is following, I cetainly hope it has nothing to do with mine.

In the scale of batshit crazy: OMG CHRISTIANS R ST00PID = OMG NON-CHRISTIANS R ST00PID

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-11-22 10:58 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-11-22 12:01 pm UTC (link)
I'd just like to say that your icon made me sporfle my drink :D

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[info]doomsday
2005-11-22 12:31 pm UTC (link)
Please make that crazy leave my non-religion.

Does she honestly think you have to be homophobic to not like slash? And she really can't see the difference between not liking a physical thing and not liking an entire group of people? What a whack job.

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[info]eilan
2005-11-22 01:04 pm UTC (link)
Or it may be the fact that members of those faiths don't go after harmless stuff like Harry Potter, nor do they try to force their beliefs on others.

Yes, because Christianity is the only religion on Earth that ever tried to convert others or convince others of their beliefs.

Sure...

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Totally OT... - [info]saleha, 2005-11-23 04:41 am UTC
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[info]jim_smith
2005-11-22 02:31 pm UTC (link)
Christian slashers

*spittake* whaaaaaaaaaaa--?!?

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dracothelizard
2005-11-22 03:06 pm UTC (link)
Ssh! As long as the crazy Christian fundies (TM) go after Harry Potter, they're not going after The Sims!

Seriously, WHY aren't there family groups whining about the blantant homosexuality in the Sims? And the cheating and all that? Shouldn't they be worried about family values and stuff?

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[info]waterfront
2005-11-22 04:21 pm UTC (link)
But what would Jesus think?

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[info]wrongly_amused
2005-11-22 04:24 pm UTC (link)
She's a keeper all right.

Or it may be the fact that members of those faiths don't go after harmless stuff like Harry Potter, nor do they try to force their beliefs on others.

LOL, what? Right. Because no other religious group has tried *that* before.


Look at the threads that bash slash on this forum. Most of the ones posting the homophobic stuff are Christians. I don't have to generalize, it's right there. If you're offended by what I say then don't fit the generalization, pretty simple.

"I HATE CHRISTIANS AND THEY ARE INTOLERANT AND I WILL PROVE THIS BY GENERALIZING A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE...MY OPINION OF WHAT CHRISTIANITY SHOULD BE IS ONLY WHAT MATTERS. THUS SAYS THE WANKER."

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[info]narcissam
2005-11-22 05:47 pm UTC (link)
Megarouge is really promising in the FAP troll department. She has some stiff historical competition but she's got off to a great start!

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[info]senor_pinata
2005-11-22 05:50 pm UTC (link)
Um. Wow. Apparently piss x her cornflakes = otp.

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[info]doroc_sabah
2005-11-22 06:15 pm UTC (link)
I would say the bloody obvious, but I shouldn't, really.

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[info]rotten_fish
2005-11-22 06:38 pm UTC (link)
Wow... that's some grade-A quality Issues right there. And a screaming, wanking pile of FLAMEBAIT.

I'm a Christian and I don't give a shit what Megarouge thinks, because she is quite obviously a very silly person.

FAP Can't Stand threads: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and stupidity. ...If you're only looking at FAP, that is.

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(no subject) - chief, 2005-11-22 11:08 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-11-22 07:28 pm UTC (link)
Religion... it's like the ultimate fandom.

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redwarrior
2005-11-22 07:30 pm UTC (link)
Asshole.

I want to go bury my head in the sand. People like Megarouge make me ashamed to bew a liberal.

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[info]narcissam
2005-11-22 07:35 pm UTC (link)
Btw, you might want to edit your post to make it clear it's not locked in the usual way we mean locked here, so that no one can see it. It's just closed for further comment.

*goes back to marvelling over AnjieJ/Ebony's latest contribution to Icon!Wank*

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(no subject) - [info]gun, 2005-11-23 12:59 am UTC

[info]here4tehwank
2005-11-22 08:27 pm UTC (link)
*points to icon*

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(Anonymous)
2005-11-22 08:43 pm UTC (link)
Or it may be the fact that members of those faiths don't go after harmless stuff like Harry Potter, nor do they try to force their beliefs on others.

Except for the whole blowing people up and chopping off their heads thing.

This girl needs a serious helping of STFU.

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[info]elektra3
2005-11-22 08:49 pm UTC (link)
Or it may be the fact that members of those faiths don't go after harmless stuff like Harry Potter, nor do they try to force their beliefs on others.

Uh huh. All those Muslim fundamentalists who've been giving us so much trouble (and have been breaking Mohammed's directive to not go after civilians and not commit violence until the prospective targets of said violence have had a chance to convert to Islam, but that's another story)? Don't exist. Every evil, intolerant person in the history of humankind has been a Christian. That's why Christians were originally persecuted!

Wait...

And it's not as if Jesus preached about loving thy neighbor and not being a hypocritical asshole. What's next, claiming that some overzealous/intellectually lazy whackjob radically misconstrued his message and did awful things in the name of Christianity that Jesus would never have condoned?

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[info]misswindy
2005-11-22 09:13 pm UTC (link)
I despise Christians' views on Harry Potter.

Well, I'm a Christian, and since apparently we all speak for each other and all our ideas are 100% interchangeable and synonymous, I'd now like to clarify that my our view on Harry Potter is that Hermione/Ron = MFEO.

Clearly Megarogue is a Harry/Hermione shipper.

... FIGURES!

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GIP - [info]memii, 2005-11-22 11:08 pm UTC
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[info]slackerbitch
2005-11-22 09:30 pm UTC (link)
I despise Christians' views on Harry Potter. Yeah not all of them hate it, true, but the handful that do never STFU... If I happen to offend any Christians...well I don't care, actually.

I'd like to take this opportunity to say that I, personally, Can't Stand Megarouges. I despise their views on Christians and their inability to STFU and I hate how stupid and wanky they are.

True, some Megarouges might be decent folk, but why risk it? The ones I know are batshit twats, so let's kill them all on sight.

If I happen to offend Megarouge - I will get over it, somehow.

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(Anonymous)
2005-11-22 10:13 pm UTC (link)
"Or it may be the fact that members of those faiths don't go after harmless stuff like Harry Potter, nor do they try to force their beliefs on others."

... Hahahahaha!

Megarouge, if you really believe that extremists Jews or extremists Muslims are any more tolerant than extremist Christians... Well, you need to open a newspaper from time to time, little girl.

*has fond recollection of the time the religious nuts prohibited dinosaur stickers for kids in Israel - cos dinosaurs don't exist, no sir no!*

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[info]qem_chibati
2005-11-22 10:18 pm UTC (link)
*ponders* I almost became banned, for three petty little minor mistakes that were the result of staying up too late and posting too quickly. Damn. If only I knew that by giving them my Christian ID that would of negated the problem!

Also, I thought all the various Christian groups hated all the other various Christian groups.

Like the methodists & the Presbyterian ganged up to form Uniting so that they could both beat down on the Babtists. Except some of the Presbyterians said, screw this the methodists - they SING. And some of the methodists said, dagnabbit I'm joining the Salvation Army.....

And the Anglican versus Catholic wars. The insults they fly!

.... And of course everyone edges away the orthodox Christians.

....J/k. Or am I?

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[info]jynaalisabeth
2005-11-22 11:45 pm UTC (link)
ah glorious xtians r soo 3v!L and totally oh!noes homophobic wank.

*waves her chistian slasher flag proudly*

~Jyna (who finally got a jf account yayz!)

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