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sidewinder (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} sidewinder) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2003-06-30 13:29:00 |
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Send Your Wank
Sting/Police fandom has to erupt in fresh wank every few months. I could resist sharing this one no longer.
The stage is set when an mp3 of Sting's new single, "Send Your Love" (not to be confused with "Sending Our Love Down the Well" from The Simpsons many years back), starts spreading around P2P-land. Is it the actual album cut, a single edit, or a 3rd-party remix? No one knows for sure. No one really seems to care. They just want to wank all over the place about it. Between those who want to call him a greedy sell-out for "going techno" to those who will defend him blindly to those who mock the blind followers, it's all just too over-the-top to believe.
Just a few prime quotes:
"We didn't want limericks from Hemingway. We don't want pornography from Kurt Vonnegut. And we don't want techno from Sting."
"OK, it's crap... But come on, IT'S STING'S CRAP! ;-)"
"Looks as though a beaver has taken on the role of blind loyalist defender, ready to attack any negative opinion that makes it way into it's world filled with notions of Sting as a "genius". How sweet. "</i>
"It is superb!
A journey ,a fly on top of some magic tapestry!"
"I may have to become a U2 fan................ :("
As if all that wasn't enough, a beautifully wank-worthy excerpt from Sting's upcoming biography shows up, threatening to set off a whole new wave of pain. Oooooh, looks like it's going to be a very fun few months.
Sting/Police fandom has to erupt in fresh wank every few months. I could resist sharing this one no longer.
The stage is set when an mp3 of Sting's new single, "Send Your Love" (not to be confused with "Sending Our Love Down the Well" from The Simpsons many years back), starts spreading around P2P-land. Is it the actual album cut, a single edit, or a 3rd-party remix? No one knows for sure. No one really seems to care. They just want to wank all over the place about it. Between those who want to call him a greedy sell-out for "going techno" to those who will defend him blindly to those who mock the blind followers, it's all just too over-the-top to believe.
Just a few prime quotes:
"We didn't want limericks from Hemingway. We don't want pornography from Kurt Vonnegut. And we don't want techno from Sting."
"OK, it's crap... But come on, IT'S STING'S CRAP! ;-)"
"Looks as though a beaver has taken on the role of blind loyalist defender, ready to attack any negative opinion that makes it way into it's world filled with notions of Sting as a "genius". How sweet. "</i>
"It is superb!
A journey ,a fly on top of some magic tapestry!"
"I may have to become a U2 fan................ :("
As if all that wasn't enough, a beautifully wank-worthy excerpt from Sting's upcoming biography shows up, threatening to set off a whole new wave of pain. Oooooh, looks like it's going to be a very fun few months.
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