Because being prepared for the inevitable zombie outbreak is serious business....
Over on Zombie Survival community on LJ, its generally pretty wank-free. Its all about the love of zombies and what one would do should the dead begin walking the earth. Well, at least it was until Stonnerchick (word of warning: her journal layout is rather difficult on the eyes) makes what would generally be thought of as a harmless "how was your thanksgiving" post. Other members attack her like....well, like a ravenous group of zombies.

She comes back 2 days later with a poignant goodbye post. </ end sarcasm> The members really don't seem all that upset to see her go.

Wait, didn't she say she was leaving?

Now shes just asking for them to bend her over table and really give it to her......

ETA: Zombie Troll or not? You decide! (Courtesy of a helpful anonymouse)