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raptoe ([info]raptoe) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-11-28 14:50:00


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Current mood:*Snarl*
Current music:Precious - Depeche Mode

Wank in the Mix
It seems not all is well in Britney Spears land..
Not only has her husband kentucky fried whatever transformed into a party-cracker rather than a dad. The hyped launch-party of her new Remix album seems to have flopped as well.

Naturally it all starts over at the beloved Oh no they didnt community.
Here [info]diosabellissima places a nice entry about the fact that the release party was totally lame.

The party itself was meant to be an exclusive release party for Britney fans, where they could celebrate the fact the the remix album came out. You had to be placed on an guestlist and needed to be over 18 and pay the $10 entry fee. It was organised mainly by the owner of World of Britney aka Ruben, and he had some help from Britney herself (who put some money in it) and her label. All in all it was so exclusive that instead of 500 only 230 people showed up and left after awhile. While the party was taking place people were entertained with some autographed prices they could win, some lame goodies that they could get, and by seeing shows by her own dancers and the drag performers doing their own britney thing.
Let's not forget that the Mc of the onyx tour was there along with Britney's brother. WoW!

So the writer wasn't very impressed by all of this and thus posts the entry. It gets picked up by a britney forum and people start commenting that this was to be expected since Rube organised it. It seems that poor Ruben isn't very popular in Britney fan land.

Naturally Ruben lashes back in true style;
"LOL...how SAD.

One girl doesn't get what she expects out of the party, writes it on a journal, and everyone uses that as fuel to bring the party down. Nice ! Britney doesn't deserve to have fans as some of you guys here....you seem to be a bunch of ungrateful losers sitting around infront of your computers thinking that you deserve to be given something, anything.

If Britney wouldn't have paid for this party, it would never have happened. For this to be a "fan inspired" event, the amount of official Britney crew that was there and was gathered was far beyond anything that was expected. The problem with you all is that you expect too much. You shouldn't...mainly because you don't even deserve it.

The party was a total success.....people had an amazing time and that's what it was all about. A lot of work went into it, and I am laughing at those that are in denial, or think that it flopped. If I haven't mentioned anything on WoB it's because I don't have to, and I took some days off...

Jive had nothing to do with this party, it was all me, Dan and Britney....and those 3 names are gonna continue popping up in the future, to your dismay.....and to my grin. I expected someone to come out and trash the event....just like anything Britney does gets trashed, including her last tour....but that's why most of you will never ever be able to get any closer to Britney than your computer screens.....so, ROCK ON !

-Ruben"


And we are off...
The forum where dragqueens are being slagged off, many vibrator comments are made and where Ruben and some minions show off why he isn'that popular.

Another Group where it is clear that she wasn't the only one who wasn't too happy about the event.

And than Ruben's my space which is very interesting to tell us why he loves britney so much

It seems to be starting up now..



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[info]emlan
2005-11-28 04:56 pm UTC (link)
Ohgod...that drawing of Britney and her hubby on the myspace page...MAKE IT GO AWAY.

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[info]pokecheck
2005-11-28 05:18 pm UTC (link)
I second this. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

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[info]pipssister
2005-11-28 05:35 pm UTC (link)
Thirded. It is indeed ugly.

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[info]no_touching
2005-11-28 05:48 pm UTC (link)
Trogdor strikes again! Bwahahahah!

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[info]nekoneko
2005-11-28 06:08 pm UTC (link)
That isn't a baby... it's an ALIEN.

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[info]saintedsin
2005-11-29 08:38 am UTC (link)
. . . *wheezes* that drawing makes her look like some toothless fat chick from the boonies. . omg . .why hasn't she asked him to take it down. . and their trog child looks like a little fat muppet.

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[info]phosfate
2005-11-28 05:28 pm UTC (link)
...the release party was totally lame.

Not surprising, since it was a release party.

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[info]pipssister
2005-11-28 05:36 pm UTC (link)
Oh sheesh ... Reuben's heroes:

Britney, Jim Carrey and people who believe in themselves.

Well, isn't that special?

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[info]magic_lilybean
2005-11-28 09:13 pm UTC (link)
to your dismay.....and to my grin

Say what now?

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tsunade
2005-11-29 03:44 am UTC (link)
I was thinking the exact same thing. 'to my grin'? WTF ?

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(Anonymous)
2005-11-29 05:20 am UTC (link)
I think they meant to say "to my delight."

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[info]drhenryjekyll
2005-11-29 05:30 am UTC (link)
Or perhaps chagrin?

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(Anonymous)
2005-11-28 09:26 pm UTC (link)
How is it that this guy can organise a release party and run a big website, and yet seemingly not have two brain cells to rub together?

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[info]the_apple
2005-11-28 11:23 pm UTC (link)
Ruben's myspace makes my eyes burn. *cries*

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-11-29 02:50 am UTC (link)
All myspace makes my eyes burn. It's the new Geocities, but a hundred times worse.

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-11-29 03:10 am UTC (link)
Ruben's website makes my eyes burn. Owie.

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[info]ultimate_cin
2005-11-29 05:04 am UTC (link)
Jesus.

Someone should tell Ruben that it's easier to read print when it's not white on very light gray....My eyes hurt just from trying to read that....

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[info]elektra3
2005-11-29 06:16 am UTC (link)
Well, first they should tell him not to post eye-bleedingly awful pictures of the people he claims to admire.

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(Anonymous)
2005-11-29 08:27 am UTC (link)
Britney wank! I love my OG fandom. Nobody brings the wank like pre-teens and the boys who want to be them.

-- Chickpea on LJ

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[info]snacky
2005-11-29 05:47 pm UTC (link)
Spellcheck is your friend. Unless you were intentionally trying to type like a teeny. In that case, stop it plz. ;-)

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[info]raptoe
2005-11-29 05:51 pm UTC (link)
Sorry no spellcheck here.. and if I was typing like a teen instead of an 80 year old literature prof I do apolagise.
;-P

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[info]snacky
2005-11-29 07:57 pm UTC (link)
Actually, if you're posting to JF, there's a spellcheck feature built right in! As there is on comments - you'll notice the checkbox when you reply to this - it definitely would have helped you spell "apologise".

No need to write like an 80 year old literature prof - grammar and spelling are nice, though.

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(Anonymous)
2005-11-30 12:02 am UTC (link)
I don't mean to stereotype here, but I can't believe that guy is that into Britney 'Trailer Trash' Spears because she's an 'inspiration', and still claims to be looking for the right girl to settle down with.

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[info]rimrunner
2005-11-30 06:02 am UTC (link)
So you're saying Britney is the new Madonna, then?

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