Only Emerson can call readers delusional!
Over at Adultfanfiction.net BrokenSouledPoetess posts a (oh so original) Inuyasha/YuYuHakusho fic with an alt-pairing couple and makes Inuyasha more of a jerk for the couple to work.

Mizzy takes offense, and leaves a note saying why and that she won't read anymore.

I thought you had a really good story going here but the last two chapters have had too much gratuitous Inuyasha bashing for my tastes. By doing so you had to portray both Inuyasha and Kagome out of character. I think you are a good writer but I know when a story contains too much bashing and too much OOC, I quit reading it. There are probably others who do also.

Annoyed responds back with possibly the best come back ever.

Your tastes DO NOT reflect upon everyone's. She should tell you to kiss the brown off her ass rim. You ASSCLOWN!!

Those two are off and begin the age old arguement: How old IS Inuyasha anyway? The Poetess puts up an authors note in her story (which was tragically lost) claiming that those who DON'T think Inuyasha is 200 are delusional. dqbunny replies, advising that she shouldn't call her readers names and that his age could be either 200 or 16-ish, depending on your canon. Naturally, The Poetess deletes the review and dqbunny calls her on it and also posts a small rant on fanficrants about her.

The Poetess responds with this author's note, naming dqbunny as the only person who's doing this and that she is ZOMG MEANIE!!! Firuze Khanume, one of the mods on AFF jumps in and tells The Poetess to get over it, and we get a typical "NO! I just won't post anymore!" All seems to cool down, except for one ijit in DQBunny's reviews.

Then, Angelica Pierce shows up and defends dqbunny but manages to create some splooge herself. She even includes a mention of Sueric and Inugrrl and the much needed "YOU! Out of my fandom!" However, she loses most of her brownie points when she pulls the elitist!card.

All of her fics are gone, all of the reviews are gone (saved 'em though!). We do not yet know whether or not the site admins got sick of her, or if she did the deleting herself, but Yurapayne has apparently decided that it's all dqbunny's fault. And her notice spurs lovely reviews that enlighten us with some fun facts to know and tell!

dqbunny could be friends with Satan.
(Aren't we all?)

dqbunny is a moronic 15 year old.
(Clarification: she's 25)

dqbunny has less stories posted on AFF than The Poetess, she's not a good author.
(Because clearly if the fic isn't on AFF, it isn't 'quality')

Someone has started leaving reviews in dqbunny's stories again, and I'm popping popcorn!

Edit: (Damn, all ready?!) Kiwichan responded to the authors note about dqbunny and Yurapayne has decreed that it is still all dqbunny's fault.

Edit the second: The authors note has been removed, but I saved everything. :) Links changed to go to the cached version.

Yet another edit: BrokenSouledPoetess has reposted her stories after her fans begged her to. That whole 12 hours without people kissing her ass in public must have been hard.

What the fuckity fuck?! So, instead of live and let live, as the mature ones have put it, we have yet another person defending the virtue of The Poetess and also Kagehoshi no one seems to have any idea who the hell she is. Annoyed has posted not one, not two, but ten make that 13 15 18 notes to the mods at AFF calling for the spearing of those who go against the not-so BNFs on the site, even after The Poetess pulled down several inflamatory reviews to, ya know...stop this.

And deleted. That was an interesting half-hour. The note is saved here.

An anon reviewer has come up with the next best thing since batshit.
Oh. MY GOD. You've post this in like ******20******* fandoms!!! You're beyond batshit, yo. You're like... RHINOshit! STOP with the postings you whackjob!