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Bilbo Baggins, aka Adolfa posts at FAP. Apparently, redeemed!Draco is boring:

Yes, [the Malfoys] murder. Yes, they do practise genocide. Is it a crime? Yes, yes, it certainly is. But not in their eyes. And just because the rest of the world thinks there's something wrong with seeing through those eyes and therefore wants Draco to be redeemed, that doesn't mean it really is wrong.

Pepper Imp (pepper_imp) takes issue with this sort of thing eight posts down the page, and invokes Godwin's law (EDIT: It has been pointed out that this is not Godwin's law. Am dork! Still, nice and integral to the great Circle of Wank, and a good argument as well.):

Are you really looking to be a Nazi apologist? Because that's what you sound like.

Faith_Accompli (faith_accompli) jumps in and regales us with her wit in the next post:

No, you poxy slag, it's obvious that it's a bloody crime but they happen to do it anyway 'cos they think it's like putting down a mad dog.

Bilbo Baggins/Adolfa feels her honor has been impugned. [EDIT: And she has LOCKED HER JOURNAL! To all who missed it, Adolfa posted an open letter to Pepper_Imp, telling him/her/it off and to take Adolfa off her friendslist. Interestingly enough, now that it's friendslocked (I assume) PI can no longer read it. Sweet, sweet wankery.] [EDIT AGAIN: I just can't keep up with the backpeddling. Behold the wank. Again.]

And apparently it's all down to what appears to be a rather scathing review that Pepper_Imp gave for Faith_Accompli's fic, Walking Higher. Faith_Accompli seems to refer to the review in her FAP post and no one can seem to let go of it.

Wank she sang to me... wank she brang to me...