Hogwarts Elite wank. It's like the Motherstone, in a way.
Another day, another chance for the Hogwarts Elite kiddies to sneer at applicants who fail to meet their high standards.

Only this one doesn't just sit back, take it, and crawl, whimpering, away.

He doesn't even throw the requisite hissy fit ("You're all snobby patronising bitches, yo!") those willing to break The Rules by actually replying customarily do.

He just very goodnaturedly trolls them right back....

Anyway, Squib. I got a feeling of your personality, but you directly didn't follow diretions and typos and, quite frankly, it was obnoxiously Slytherpushy.

This is a little lost on a chap who replies to "Squib" with No, Moony did not say manslaves. In fact, Moony has never used that term in canon. Where the fuck are your sources coming from?

In other news, your icon design is cute.

Other replies include A long long time ago, there once was a wise old man.

A boy of 16 walked up to the wise old man and asked him if there was any one bit of advice the man could give for getting along in the world.

The man said, "My son, in a race between a rock and a tortoise, never varnish your clams."

Well Cherry, I'm like a rock, you see, and you're the tortoise.


and


"Squib, sorry. I'd say you may have wanted to look over this before you submitted it" meeting "Well, I did. I had to. The doorbell rang and my laptop monitor is only, like, 9 inches tall."

The smarter members laugh goodnaturedly. But- despite being elite, they aren't all smart....

Edit: It seems some of them are, however. There's apparently been petitions inside the comunity to get him into Slytherin, and several members are revoting in his favour.

hogwarts_elite members, plz not to be demonstrating a sense of humour about Sorting. You're fucking with my worldview here.