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Kalypsi ([info]kalypsi_cat) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-12-15 00:25:00


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Current mood: tired

WoW, what potential for wank.
Inter_alia pointed this one out to me. This is from a World of Warcraft RP-PVP server forum. I don't think I even need to explain why there'd be wanky behavior there.


Blackyce asks for it when he posts a message bashing the PVP techniques of Saige, inciting what will become four pages of responses. Saige turns up and replies, insulting Blackyce's PVP abilities. Then, Garrek, who isn't even the OP, comes along and calls Saige “emo.” You know things are going to get ridiculous after this.

Saige attempts to be snappy and comes back with this: "Yeah Garrek, Looking like a D&D nerd is so much better right? I'd say you can't get women, but I'm sure you've nabbed a few white trash girls in your day."

Garrek comes back with a picture of Saige and another of himself, and compares his own looks to Jesus: “Face it, you look like you write poetry about how cruel the world is for a middle class white boy, and I look like the Messiah. You lose.”

Saige comes back with a picture of his girlfriend, and, in an attempt to defend his honor, Garrek comes back with a picture of his girlfriend. Bystanders point and laugh, and Aedan drags a picture of W into the thread.

Last thing thing that has happened was Saige insulted the looks of Garrek’s girlfriend. I'm sure it can continue no way but down from here.



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[info]wrongly_amused
2005-12-14 07:36 am UTC (link)
So WoW CAN also stand for "Wonders of Wank."

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[info]captainecchi
2005-12-14 04:21 pm UTC (link)
Or World of Wankcraft

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[info]sally_simpson76
2005-12-14 07:38 am UTC (link)
*snerk*

Okay, Garrek's got this little sig: I love the Forsaken, because dead girls never say no.

but I read 'Forsaken' as 'Foreskin.'

Christ.

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[info]amberwaves
2005-12-14 07:30 pm UTC (link)
So did I. And was mightily confused what girls had to do with anything. Then I reread it, and it made (marginally) more sense.

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[info]wolfsamurai
2005-12-14 07:42 am UTC (link)
Looking for wank on the official WoW forums is kind of like shooting fish in a barrel. Even if you limit yourself to just a single realm forum, you've got enough spooge to drown a major metro area. And General could dominate a continent in the pearly white stuff.

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[info]angora
2005-12-14 07:03 pm UTC (link)
Word. Every time I read the rogue forum, I start feeling homicidal.

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[info]chibikaijuu
2005-12-14 07:42 am UTC (link)
What does it say about me that the first thing I did on reading this was run into my brother's room and demand of him "do you hang out on any WoW message boards, and if so, what's your handle?"

I then skipped away mysteriously and wouldn't tell him why I asked - and went straight to the wank looking for his name (he wasn't there).

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-12-14 07:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2005-12-14 09:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-12-14 09:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kinneas, 2005-12-15 09:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-12-15 10:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wakuchan, 2005-12-14 09:50 pm UTC

[info]pokecheck
2005-12-14 07:46 am UTC (link)
Is this the same forum where some kid got told by his mom to shut off the computer and go to sleep?

And girlfriend pic pissing contests are soooooo classy.

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(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2005-12-14 07:49 am UTC
(no subject) - hereforthewank, 2005-12-14 08:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-12-14 08:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2005-12-14 08:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2005-12-14 08:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-12-14 08:49 am UTC
(no subject) - hereforthewank, 2005-12-14 08:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-12-14 08:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2005-12-14 10:02 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-14 09:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-12-15 05:31 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 07:48 am UTC (link)
"UR A STOOPID NOOB GAM3R"

"NO UR ST00PID"

"WELL UR PHR3AKING UGLY"

"UR UGLY FIRST"

"UR UGLY SECOND"

"MY fakeblowupdollgoogled GIRLFRIEND IS HOTTER THAN URS"

"HAHA YOU LOSE, I DONT EVEN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND U NEWB!"

"...."



Mousy

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 07:51 am UTC (link)
Garrek: Why are you backpedaling? I'm here having fun stomping on a pop subculture I dislike, insulting Saige in the process, you have to take a step back and try and be mature about it. What is that all about?

Yeah, seriously. What is that about? Doesn't everybody know that attempts at maturity on WoW forums are futile?

-NLb

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[info]aerobot
2005-12-14 08:26 am UTC (link)
I'm confused ... are they a bunch of stupid 13-year-olds being douchebags, or a bunch of adults ACTING like stupid 13-year-olds being douchebags?

Because I really can't tell. *squints*

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(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-12-14 08:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-12-14 09:03 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-14 09:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]magic_lilybean, 2005-12-14 06:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-12-14 10:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]magic_lilybean, 2005-12-14 11:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-12-14 11:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]magic_lilybean, 2005-12-15 12:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]magic_lilybean, 2005-12-15 12:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crazedchipmunk, 2005-12-15 12:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crazedchipmunk, 2005-12-15 12:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2005-12-15 08:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]goodkingnerdnor, 2005-12-15 08:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kinneas, 2005-12-15 09:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]goodkingnerdnor, 2005-12-16 12:45 am UTC

jenova
2005-12-14 10:00 am UTC (link)
I don't think I'd be particularly pleased to be either of their girlfriends right now.

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(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2005-12-14 10:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wrongly_amused, 2005-12-14 07:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2005-12-14 09:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]princessdot, 2005-12-14 10:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2005-12-14 10:52 pm UTC

[info]sisterelwood
2005-12-14 10:18 am UTC (link)
Oh wow... That's quite amusing, actually, considering I have no clue what they're talking about for most of it. I rather enjoyed this comment-

/pulls out lawnchair

this should be interesting...

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[info]raptoe
2005-12-14 12:09 pm UTC (link)
I love this game.. ever since it started it delivers the wank.

And being p0wned in PVP is such a sensitive issue with guys.. Esp. when they find out that a real girl is killing them.

Dear emo wwo addicts, you make me giggle

PS: check the european threads out for OMG I got banned fo shizzle -threads

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(no subject) - [info]bitca, 2005-12-14 09:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nebbieq, 2005-12-14 11:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]raptoe, 2005-12-15 11:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lab, 2005-12-16 12:02 am UTC

[info]kadath
2005-12-14 02:41 pm UTC (link)
Are Saige and his girlfriend both allergic to hairdressers?

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 06:00 pm UTC (link)
Ten bucks says they both pulled those girlfriend pictures randomly from the hinterweb.

Just sayin', with the anonymous imageshack storage there. XD

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-14 06:16 pm UTC

[info]sashenka
2005-12-14 06:23 pm UTC (link)
Oi, one of my exes was like that >_> *throws up*

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[info]wrongly_amused
2005-12-14 07:36 pm UTC (link)
This has devolved into the most mildly retarded thread I have read in a long time. It's like watching to really small e-peens trying to slap eachother but failing because they are so small that they can't reach.

Belladona, for the win! XD

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WoW RP or ANY server forum
(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 08:34 pm UTC (link)
Finding WoW wanks on the boards is like shooting fish in a barrel, or maybe slightly easier.

WoW's a great game, I play it and for the most part the majority of people are great. The forums on the other hand are loaded with arrested development, angst-ridden morons who constantly try to measure their epeen like this. This thread (or others like it) are an hourly occurence

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[info]waterfront
2005-12-14 11:53 pm UTC (link)
It's like they all stopped maturing at age twelve.

Awesome.

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[info]crazedchipmunk
2005-12-15 12:49 am UTC (link)
Ooh, I have the same hair color as Jesus' (Johnny Damon's?) girlfriend! Freakin' sweet!

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[info]majorburns
2005-12-15 03:00 am UTC (link)
Damn. I see WoW, I assume it stands for Whip 'em Out Wednesday.

Guess I'll put the boobies away now... :(

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(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2005-12-15 11:25 am UTC

[info]theladyfeylene
2005-12-15 07:18 am UTC (link)
That one dude does look like Jesus. If Jesus were a gamer. And that other dude's girlfriend is hot.

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(no subject) - [info]delicfcd, 2005-12-15 12:45 pm UTC
This is not part of the wanking, but was wonderful
[info]goodkingnerdnor
2005-12-15 08:32 am UTC (link)
and jesus said: 'one of you will betray me'
and peter said: 'is it me jesus?'
and jesus said: 'no peter its not you'
and matthew said: 'is it me jesus?'
and jesus said: 'no matthew its not you'
and judas said: 'is it me jesus?'
and jesus said: '[mocking] is it me jesus?

Posted by "December" in the middle of this wank.

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Re: This is not part of the wanking, but was wonderful - [info]nima_skysong, 2005-12-15 06:04 pm UTC
Re: This is not part of the wanking, but was wonderful - [info]kinneas, 2005-12-15 09:31 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-12-22 10:13 pm UTC (link)
on the wow forums, every day and every thread will have some wank. it's pretty much guarenteed.

- mouse

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