Final Fantasy IV wank!
Over on GameFAQs, user Duthos is angry. The port of FFIV to the GBA was not up to his standards, and he feels the need to tell Square Enix and the GameFAQs boards all about it though a poorly captialized letter.

Of course there is wank, with everyone on both sides accusing each other of being fanboys and living in their mother's basements. Bonus! Ashley Winchester starts showing up at the end! (Though the rest is perfectly entertaining all on its own.)