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Gun o' the Pants (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} gun) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2006-01-02 07:30:00 |
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| Entry tags: | anonymeme, fandom: harry potter |
stolen from wank_report, but what a winner!
This particular wank is my second ever posting of anonymous meme wank. Last time I failed like a second hand condom, but this time is way more fun: it's got it all; consprechy theories, BNFs, bitter mousies and zomg DEFRIEEEENDING!!!!!
Aja has put up the last anonymous meme of 2005, which understandably has received a whole fuckload of comments. But that's not the fun part. The fun part is Darkasphodel, who has let out a scathing tirade against many in HP fandom, including one of the mods from the hogwarts_today news comm.
oh hey here you go!!
-myrafur. she actually went around trying to convince people i faked my major surgery this year! get over yourself.
-tarie. yeah, she orchestrated the whole quickquote to hogwarts_today thing with a bunch of half-truths. also, all those supposed comments about people complaining to us don't really exist. she'll probably deny all of this.
-the cast of storge_space. most of them (not iso and snoy but ken, sorry hon, you really fucking are even though i like you) are the real pretentious twats around here. (oh and this is first hand, folks, i was there until i realized
they were even cuntier than me, and left.)
-oh hey maeglinyedi? just so you know? i have antisocial personality disorder. i found that whole entire thing oh so fucking amusing. you were too easy.
-clearly switchknife was all of those sockpuppets. cravache, scramasaxx, probably loads of others.
-and to the girls of vanillaskyychat (especially myra and lynnie and char who i don't even fucking know, what's your problem?) oh get a fucking clue already. we all know it's you, and i for one don't give a flying fuck. see note to maeglin for further proof.
-inell has NOT read all of the books.
that's how you fucking wank, people. get it right. goodnight, goodbye, i'll be so much better off without you in my life.
In my elevated capacity of judgement as leader of the Cult of Mean, I give this wank eleven thumbs up.
ETA: Darkasphodel's LJ now = bahleeted. Thanks to a mousie who pointed it out over on the meme.
ETA 2: Some juicy juicy backstory courtesy of the thread. No comment on whether it's true or not, but along the lines of begging for money for computers. This wank is getting funner and funner.
