'Nother Sue wank.
(Mistakenly posted to my JF in the fit of enthusiasm... ^^;;)

Yup, new author comes in with her legion of sockpuppets friends to attack, this time from the Road to El Dorado fandom:

http://www.livejournal.com/community/marysues/492393.html

Highlights include the anonymous poster repeatedly saying "You are all less intelligent than Neanderthal" (Irony... too... staggering... *collapses*), and this quote:

IF YOU DON'T LIKE MARY-SUES WHY DO YOU READ THEM? ARE YOU A MAN TRYING TO FIND THE BEST WAY TO BECOME A WOMAN? BECAUSE I MAY SAY THAT ALL WOMEN IN THE WORLD WOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEIR GENDER IF YOU BECOME ONE... I WONDER IF MEN ARE ASHAMED OF YOU BEING ONE (YOU SEEM A MAN... PLEASE, DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE A WOMAN BECAUSE I WON'T BELIEVE YOU).

Wow, I always wanted to be a transexual lesbian! :D


Edit: Dude, I forgot to point out that the same post the all-caps quote was from not only accused almost all of the the MSR to be transgendered, but also managed to later maul not one, but TWO languages at once:

Summarizing, don't read AJ's stories if you don't like it, and your masochism (it reminds me a Spanish word, "chismoso". Try to find what it means, if you want)won't suffer anymore.

(The "masochism" thing should be obvious, but here's a quick explanation of the other thing so you don't have to go back there if you don't want to: chismoso = "gossipy person" in Spanish.*)

Truly a majestic post, that.


*[Hey, SOMEONE had to bring in the foreign language wank into this at some point, ok?]