An ode to my one true love: Harryandmione63; volume 16, part 3249
Damn, harryandmione63. Just damn.

This is an actual essay this time guys, not a announcement. (Though you can join anti_fandomwank if you took my last post at all seriously. Which you probably didn't :P and you will regret in the end.) Anyways, here is my essay:

At first I was mad at JKR but now I think she is fooling with us and really, H/Hr will become canon. I think this because it's clearly the superior couple and because Hermione pointed out Harry was fanciable, after all! Plus, someone mentioned that satire is what JKR does best and then something clicked in my head: DUH, JKR is satrizing Ron/Hermione and Harry/Ginny!!! In fact, all of HBP is a joke. JKR is really going to show her support for the Harmony ship and faithful community, as well as the black community, by making H/Hr a canon ship. And then the ChocoHerons will be gay about it but no one cares about them anyways.

Haha, just kidding. (Or am I?) I do seriously think JKR is going to make H/Hr canon, though. Or at least she better. I think after all the parts where Harry says Hermione isn't his girlfriend, Hermione is getting set up to become Harry's girlfriend. ;) With any luck, Ron will die too and then Harmony shippers will be very happy. (No offense to Harmony shippers who like Ron.) Also, I think together Ron and Luna represent racism and classism. When Ron admits Luna grows on him, he's giving into the fact that her odd ideas (racism and classism) appeal to him.

First off you say it's totally gay that people disagree with you. That's cool, that's fine, you say that as though it's now enticing to disagree with you, because if one of the perks I get is to be gay then fuck me down: that's a mighty fine offer.

But now Ron/Luna represents classism and 'raceism'?

Well, to your credit, you did spell racism correctly this time.

I love you, I really do. You're like this bountiful provider of wank, like mother nature and vaseline. You invite us all to frolick in your meadows of splooge and to walk among you in the serene fields of wadded tissues.

Can I keep you? For plz? I would feed you carrots and a fresh bowl of water every day and I would ensure that your cage is always lined with tissues clean hay. Of course, you might have to witness my partner abusing me, because I am a lowly R/Hr fan who cannot pick a good man if I tried, but I will try to be a good owner.



eta: Oh, and she would be totally forgetful if she didn't remind us of her new anti-FW community. And she did. Which is lucky, because I would have forgotten, because she hasn't linked it to a million different places yet.

(copied links courtesy of ashenmote