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NM ([info]narcissam) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-01-27 23:40:00
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Entry tags:godwin alert, person: jkr

J.K. Rowling is a Pop-Culture Hitler, Part II
You remember J.K. Rowling is a Pop-Culter Hitler? The author's back with J.K. Rowling is a Pop-Culture Hitler, Part II and moustachioed JKR pictures (plus Hitlers with lighting bolt scars.)

Thanks to J.Molo (aka spawn_of_kong on LJ)on [info]wank_report
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(Anonymous)
2006-01-28 08:54 am UTC (link)
Now trolling is saving civilisation with its remaining non-spoogy hand? Selling my family to buy Richard Branson's spaceship is sounding all the more tempting.

~Aussie!Mouse.

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[info]ikuko
2006-01-28 08:56 am UTC (link)
I dunno. He calls himself a troll. Not 100% sure if he really knows what it means, since he also calls Mark Twain, Henry Thoreau and Martin Luther trolls. But anyway, it is all kinds of stupid.

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[info]kelschuu
2006-01-28 08:56 am UTC (link)
Rowling's books not only teach people (especially kids) that trolling or antisocial behavior is somehow wrong, Rowling's books teach people that antisocial behavior is MURDER.

No... that would be the murder that was murder.

And the mass genocide.

Really, I'm just boggling how the OP says "ROWLING IS HITLER!" then goes on to say "Voldemort is the only character I like."

...Did they also miss that Neo and the Lion are Jesus?

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[info]frequentmouse
2006-01-28 08:57 am UTC (link)
It is, once more, the sound of one hand wanking.

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[info]expeliarbum
2006-01-28 08:58 am UTC (link)
Whatever happened to the sympathetic villain?

Who cares?

When did Harry Potter started to be serious business?

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[info]hobbitsexual
2006-01-28 09:03 am UTC (link)
I'm more offended by his poem.

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[info]ashenmote
2006-01-28 09:16 am UTC (link)
He's getting everything wrong, but he's more concise about getting everything wrong than the first time round.

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[info]sometimeskate
2006-01-28 09:21 am UTC (link)
This boy has some issues. Have you noticed the people he admires are mostly rather whiny? Well, Nietzsche and Hemingway certainly were. Thoreau had his wangsty moments as well. I think he is trying to justify being a pretentious oaf by saying others were. Disagreeing with something no more makes you a troll than eating a lettuce and tomato on your hamburger makes you a vegetarian. I think he's just spouting nonsense in the hopes of provoking a reactionm, which is, in my opinion, the true definition of 'troll'. He's an attention slut, poor widdle boy.

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(Anonymous)
2006-01-28 09:27 am UTC (link)
Voldemort is a cool guy for the same reason Charles Lindbergh was cool at the beginning of World War II: he's obnoxious and mean-spirited, saying and doing the unpopular thing at the wrong time. That takes courage.

Because everyone knows that being a nonconformist can justify both prejudice and genocidal tendencies.

~undead_sadist at lj

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[info]baranduyn
2006-01-28 09:32 am UTC (link)
**sigh**

See, kids this is why drugs are bad. Well, too much of anything is bad. But as the weirdo has just shown us, using until you're left with just two surviving brain cells and then those brain cells begin talking to each other and then they start telling you to type shit on the 'net like this...well, that's just bad.

On the other hand, nothing a few heavy duty sedatives administered by professionals won't fix. Hey, I can be flexible.

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(Anonymous)
2006-01-28 09:35 am UTC (link)
Why does this person continue to breathe the same air I do? I mean, they inhale and exhale and inhale and exhale, ad nauseum. WHY!?

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[info]strange_autumn
2006-01-28 09:38 am UTC (link)
Um... what is up with his banner? I mean, it's hilarious, especially the lightning-bolt scar on Hitler, but look at the symbols! JKR has a copyright symbol combined with a British flag. OK, that I understand. But Hitler has a swastika combined with a Star of David. What is the Star of David doing there?


I wrote my shortest poem ever today and it is also my favorite ever.

And it also sounds like something a very xenophobic eight-year-old would write.

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[info]ikuko
2006-01-28 09:39 am UTC (link)
Isn't there some basic law that anyone who thinks that Da Vinci Code is a literary masterpiece is disqualified as a book critic once and for all?

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(Anonymous)
2006-01-28 09:44 am UTC (link)
This guy reminds me of the one girl who didn't make the cheerleading squad.

~undead_sadist at lj

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(Anonymous)
2006-01-28 09:44 am UTC (link)
Count me out of the good/evil pyramid scheme. The only one who gets anything out of it is the one at the top. Everyone knows that.

Tell that to Rome, for a start.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-01-28 09:47 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2006-01-28 09:52 am UTC (link)
oh, yeah, non-conformity is great; I mean look at civilization and all of the stuff that we've built over the last 5,000 years- it's obviously all bad because we worked together on it so we should all just destroy any and all culture, progress and scientific knowledge and go back to the laws of the jungle; you know, have the full post-apocolyptic experience where the strong take what they want from the weak and life is, as it was famously put, "Nasty, brutish and short". I mean let's ALL be unconformists!

...do you think that would make him happy?

Afterall that's what this guy wants; look, a racist is a good guy... as long as he's an unconformist.

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(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2006-01-28 10:40 pm UTC

[info]elektra3
2006-01-28 10:28 am UTC (link)
He seems like an all right guy to me because he bucks the whole conformist and cliquish Hogwart's milieu.

So Voldemort is "bucking the whole conformist mileu" by creating a dictatorship wherein anyone who doesn't agree with him or his batshit followers will be subject to torture and death? Okay!

Also, I love it that in this twit's worldview, "dissenter" equals "troll."

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[info]ikuko
2006-01-28 10:39 am UTC (link)
Wait, may be it is all my fault that I didn't understand that guy. Let's see his logic. Dissenter is a good thing. The cool guys are psychotic dictators, because they expose the good/evil dichotomists, apparently. Hitler was a psychotic dictator, so was Voldemort. Therefore they are, in this guy's views, cool. Now, he compared JKR with Hitler. Leaving Goodwins Law behind for a moment, and applying a copious amount of some justly controlled substance just to be safe, we can conclude that he is attempting to compliment JKR. I will go now, my brain needs replacement.

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[info]darkeyes
2006-01-28 11:10 am UTC (link)
I can't bring myself to read it,(brain nearly hemorrhaged from his "BEING POPULAR=GENOCIDAL DICTATOR" and America doesn't follow the cult of personality and Pop Culture as much as Britain does!" batshitcrazy last time).

Did he at least use paragraphs this time? Please tell me he used paragraphs this time!

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[info]coffee_mug
2006-01-28 11:16 am UTC (link)
Trolls are really the last great hope for literature, art, music, or basically any medium whereby people express their inner selves publicly.
--- There have been a lot of trolls throughout history: Mark Twain was one, Henry Thoreau was another, and Martin Luther was another.

No.

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Abandon sanity, all ye who enter here...
[info]ballseyboo
2006-01-28 11:38 am UTC (link)
Please leave your sound mind on the baggage counter before you enter the Harry Potter Fandom or risk losing it.

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[info]aerobot
2006-01-28 11:52 am UTC (link)
Ah, I see now! Voldemort isn't some inbred psychopath who goes to incredible lows to achieve revenge! He's fighting the MAN! FIGHT THE MAN, VOLDIE!

Even though you plan to become the Man, but still!

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[info]notjo
2006-01-28 11:59 am UTC (link)
See, I'm confused.

He says that JKR doesn't care about her fans, except in the context that they pay money for her book.

Being that JKR doesn't know me from Caine... why else would she?

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(no subject) - [info]speshulduck, 2006-01-28 07:19 pm UTC

[info]hilarity
2006-01-28 12:08 pm UTC (link)
Someone, please -- teach him the proper definition of TROLLING.

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Preferably by... - [info]ballseyboo, 2006-01-28 02:20 pm UTC

[info]tao_tao
2006-01-28 12:12 pm UTC (link)
Does nobody think the way that he calls himself troll 10 times during the essay might be a clue?
I mean the pictures! Hitler and his completely sensefree David-swastika. Rowling with mustache. Dan Brown is such a genius?!?
What is Pumpkinhead doing these days?

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