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Little she-bear ([info]littleshebear) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-01-29 03:07:00
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Current mood:Candy-Coated
Entry tags:cut wank, fanfic

Hellsing wank.
neko-youkai04 posts a rather long, uncut piece of fanfic to the Hellsing community. A few people (including me) ask for an LJ-cut until Mr. Mitts puts it a little more forcefully:

"Here's What You Can Do...
LJ-CUT...
DELETE THIS SHIT...
KILL YOURSELF...
Do one of them. Now."

The original entry disappeared within about three seconds of this comment being posted. *tear* But lo! The wank is not lost for a friend of neko-youkai04 came to defend her honour --

Shini02: OMG, that was really mean.
Rest of the community: Loll.

EDIT: Bahleeted already, dagnammit. Anyone save the page?

EDIT #2: The U GUYS R MEEN post. Thanks, [info]lil_monk.

ER, COMPLAINT?

Alrighty, well, this isn't ENTIRELY Hellsing related, but it is fic related. My friend, neko_youkai04 posted a fic here moments ago. She had some trouble with the LJ cut... it just, wasn't working for her. Now, I understand people asking for LJ cuts... But then this:
"Subject: Here's What You Can Do...
LJ-CUT...
DELETE THIS SHIT...
KILL YOURSELF...
Do one of them. Now."
That was completely uncalled for. She didn't even have time to load the page to see if the Cut had worked before she was sent that LOVELY message.
All I'm saying, is try to be a little more considerate when people make mistakes? I don't mean to offend, though I should considering that person offended her, but it's true. People make mistakes, and she was TRYING to fix it.

ETA#3: Attack of the anons.

ETA#4: Partial transcript and screenshot. Mucho gratitude to [info]lil_monk and OwlMouse_in_shower.


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(Anonymous)
2006-01-29 05:33 am UTC (link)
LJ-cut wank. Always a lovely.

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[info]sir_hellsing
2006-01-29 05:34 am UTC (link)
Part of my FL is involved in this, both sides. I have torn loyalties! OH NOES!!1!

Whatev... *keeps roleplaying smut*

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[info]saintedsin
2006-01-29 05:36 am UTC (link)
LOLRUS

You love it.

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(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2006-01-29 05:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]saintedsin, 2006-01-29 05:47 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-01-29 05:38 am UTC (link)
neko-youkai04 = highly developed sockpuppet personality of Shini02? She has a customized layout, but she only has two friends.

-kat

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I have a page
[info]i_mx
2006-01-29 05:49 am UTC (link)
but dunno how to screencap. But I gacked an icon. And here's the OP's post.

ER, COMPLAINT?

Alrighty, well, this isn't ENTIRELY Hellsing related, but it is fic related. My friend, neko_youkai04 posted a fic here moments ago. She had some trouble with the LJ cut... it just, wasn't working for her. Now, I understand people asking for LJ cuts... But then this:
Subject: Here's What You Can Do...
LJ-CUT...
DELETE THIS SHIT...
KILL YOURSELF...
Do one of them. Now.
That was completely uncalled for. She didn't even have time to load the page to see if the Cut had worked before she was sent that LOVELY message.
All I'm saying, is try to be a little more considerate when people make mistakes? I don't mean to offend, though I should considering that person offended her, but it's true. People make mistakes, and she was TRYING to fix it.

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Re: I have a page
[info]littleshebear
2006-01-29 05:58 am UTC (link)
Press print-screen and then save it in an image editing programme. I don't know how to save entire pages with HTML and all that jazz. I'm technologically impaired myself there.

I'll edit this into the main entry thought, thanks.

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giving that a shot, hold - [info]i_mx, 2006-01-29 06:05 am UTC
Re: giving that a shot, hold - [info]littleshebear, 2006-01-29 06:07 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-01-29 06:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]saintedsin, 2006-01-29 06:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]i_mx, 2006-01-29 06:21 am UTC

[info]luckdragonfujur
2006-01-29 05:59 am UTC (link)
All of this just made me remember that I haven't seen the new Hellsing OVA *goes emo*

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[info]sir_hellsing
2006-01-29 06:04 am UTC (link)
You haven't? Blasphemy!

See a picture of Integral to make you repent and watch the preview:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/arthurislands/bscap040.jpg

Gah, I copy/paste wrong link.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-01-29 06:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2006-01-29 06:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]luckdragonfujur, 2006-01-29 06:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2006-01-29 06:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]luckdragonfujur, 2006-01-29 06:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2006-01-29 06:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]luckdragonfujur, 2006-01-29 06:29 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-01-29 06:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]luckdragonfujur, 2006-01-29 06:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]angstymcgoth, 2006-01-29 09:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2006-01-29 10:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]angstymcgoth, 2006-01-29 10:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2006-01-29 10:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]angstymcgoth, 2006-01-29 07:06 pm UTC

[info]singe
2006-01-29 06:16 am UTC (link)
Ova?! What does eggs have to do with vampires?

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(no subject) - [info]luckdragonfujur, 2006-01-29 06:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2006-01-29 06:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]luckdragonfujur, 2006-01-29 06:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littleshebear, 2006-01-29 06:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2006-01-29 06:28 am UTC

[info]i_mx
2006-01-29 06:43 am UTC (link)
Speaking of watching, have you seen Lingerie Senshi Papillon Rose? Or the 5-minute Dirge of Cerberus promo?

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(no subject) - [info]luckdragonfujur, 2006-01-29 06:48 am UTC
Lingerie senshi papillon rose OVA - [info]i_mx, 2006-01-29 07:03 am UTC
Re: Lingerie senshi papillon rose OVA - [info]luckdragonfujur, 2006-01-29 07:05 am UTC
linkity-link - [info]i_mx, 2006-01-29 07:12 am UTC
Re: linkity-link - [info]luckdragonfujur, 2006-01-29 07:17 am UTC
Re: linkity-link - [info]i_mx, 2006-01-29 07:25 am UTC
Re: linkity-link - [info]luckdragonfujur, 2006-01-29 07:39 am UTC
Re: linkity-link - [info]i_mx, 2006-01-29 12:18 pm UTC
Re: linkity-link - [info]luckdragonfujur, 2006-01-29 07:19 am UTC
Re: linkity-link - (Anonymous), 2006-01-29 12:37 pm UTC
Re: linkity-link - [info]minuette, 2006-01-29 02:09 pm UTC
Re: linkity-link - [info]sailorjpg, 2006-02-04 11:04 am UTC
Re: linkity-link - [info]i_mx, 2006-02-04 12:10 pm UTC
Re: linkity-link - [info]sailorjpg, 2006-02-04 10:59 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-01-29 06:08 am UTC (link)
*Sigh* I don't see why you're still going on about it... honestly, all I said was that like six people e-mailed me and he was the only one who put it so rudely.

They talk about us taking it seriously but you go as far as to post it and get someone to save what my friend wrote, desperate, no?

Anyway, this shit is just stupid, so please, let it rest.

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ROWR HERE ME SAY THIS
(Anonymous)
2006-01-29 06:10 am UTC (link)
I AM GOING TO START WANK IN JOURNAL_WANK DAMMIT

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(Anonymous)
2006-01-29 06:12 am UTC (link)
I love when the wank spills over into these posts. It's so meta.

-kat

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[info]saintedsin
2006-01-29 06:17 am UTC (link)
. . . dude. Seriously.

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(Anonymous)
2006-01-29 06:23 am UTC (link)
NO. YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.


THE MONKEY IN MY BRAIN DOES THAT. LOL.

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(Anonymous)
2006-01-29 06:26 am UTC (link)
Anyway, this shit is just stupid, so please, let it rest.
You obviously don't get the concept of fandom_wank...

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[info]ashenmote
2006-01-29 06:36 am UTC (link)
Who's talking?

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[info]luckdragonfujur
2006-01-29 06:38 am UTC (link)
You new, right?

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[info]elektra3
2006-01-29 06:42 am UTC (link)
If it's so stupid, then why are you posting here? Why not just ignore it until the kerfuffle dies down? It's not like fandom has an incredibly long attention span.

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(no subject) - [info]vigilanterodent, 2006-01-29 06:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hitchhiker42, 2006-01-29 07:21 am UTC
(no subject) - flightstothesea, 2006-01-29 07:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]damien, 2006-01-29 08:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vigilanterodent, 2006-01-30 01:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]damien, 2006-01-30 08:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]acrimonious, 2006-01-29 08:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]morbid_angel, 2006-01-29 08:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-01-29 06:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2006-01-29 07:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2006-01-29 11:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]agent_hyatt, 2006-01-29 10:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2006-01-29 06:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]morbid_angel, 2006-01-29 08:41 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-01-29 06:34 am UTC (link)
I managed to take screenshots if any of you are wondering what it looked like.

http://photobucket.com/albums/d43/owl_in_shower/Wank%20folder/?sc=1

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(no subject) - [info]luckdragonfujur, 2006-01-29 06:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]i_mx, 2006-01-29 06:47 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-01-29 06:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dr_tristessa, 2006-01-29 10:11 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-01-29 08:04 pm UTC
SOS, SRSly needs a heads-up for the SC-fu but anyway, summary first:
[info]i_mx
2006-01-29 06:37 am UTC (link)
ironical_kal:Psh. I agree. Some of the people in this comm are fucktards and don't even try to help out.
Shini02:Thaaaank you, Noa *hugs* ^_^ *adds to your cool points*

*lalalala, hugging goes on and there's accusations on how a man doesn't flame like a woman, or something that boils down to an upset BBQ*

saintedsin: To be perfectly fair, if someone posts something in an open community, they should expect to be flamed.
Especially if they forget an LJ cut.
Yes, it's not fair, but neither are trains.

shini02:Very true, I will give you that.
But there's flames, and then there's request for homocide. Which is really uncalled for, and in my opinion, really immature. Especially over something so fucking childish.

*mr_mitts and maybe owl_in_shower point out that homicide and topping oneself isn't the same thing. Meantime, buildup of indirect implications from other posters that agree with ironical_kal about flaming fucktards. No pansies, but a circus.*

owl_in_shower points out:
Subject: Here's What You Can Do...
LJ-CUT...
DELETE THIS SHIT...
KILL YOURSELF...
Do one of them. Now.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! That was definitely [info]mr_mitts. Don't take it too seriously, it's just the internets. You can either whine and cry because someone YOU NEVER MET BEFORE said something rude OVER THE INTERNET or you can play along with the joke and maybe get a few laughs out of it.

*hold, will come back with part 2... *

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(no subject) - [info]pants, 2006-01-29 06:44 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-01-29 06:47 am UTC
Re: SOS, SRSly needs a heads-up for the SC-fu but anyway, summary first: - [info]smo, 2006-01-29 06:45 am UTC
Re: SOS, SRSly needs a heads-up for the SC-fu but anyway, summary first: - [info]morbid_angel, 2006-01-29 08:53 pm UTC
Re: SOS, SRSly needs a heads-up for the SC-fu but anyway, summary first: - [info]smo, 2006-01-29 09:17 pm UTC
Re: SOS, SRSly needs a heads-up for the SC-fu but anyway, summary first: - [info]morbid_angel, 2006-01-30 09:20 pm UTC
Re: SOS, SRSly needs a heads-up for the SC-fu but anyway, summary first: - [info]smo, 2006-01-30 09:29 pm UTC
Pot shots part deux: sadly without icons
[info]i_mx
2006-01-29 06:59 am UTC (link)
_sirius_denial: Yes, it was rude, and childish, but it's even MORE SO to post a huge WANK-TASTIC entry about it in the community. This is completely and utterly pointless. No offense, but I'm certain there's instructions on LJ-CUTS on the magical userinfo, WHICH in fact, no one bothers to look at. Please, come on. Don't waste my time with this garbage.

IT'S THE INTERNET. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.

Lmao. Wank.

AND YES. I am a bitch. But I am also a mod. So please take your swan song somewhere else and deal. Learn to ignore. OMG.

*more blahbeblahdeblah, then the_mantis comes up with the best olive branch*

the_mantis:You know what this thread needs?

MORE COWBELL BOOBS

*neko_youkai, whom the OP was defending, comes back in. Or came back in. ((http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d43/owl_in_shower/Wank%20folder/wank14.jpg))

Sense of humour, aisle 4, VISA debit please.*

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I Believe That War Is A Very Dangerous Thing.
(Anonymous)
2006-01-29 07:05 am UTC (link)
The internet is a very dangerous place. People who are not prepared to face these dangers should not be on it. I believe that neko_youkai04 will be dead by the end of the year.

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[info]arymabeth
2006-01-29 08:30 am UTC (link)
Dude, it's Hellsing. We eat noobs for breakfast in there. It's about thirty circle-jerkers, and we all like it that way.

Especially mr_mitts. His posts border on trolling, but we all adore him.

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[info]alden
2006-02-02 09:48 am UTC (link)
So, why is it that every time I see an icon that makes me laugh wayyyyy too much, it just happens to be one of *yours*?

~runs away to spam your LJ, whilst drinking cranberry juice~

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(no subject) - [info]littleshebear, 2006-02-02 05:53 pm UTC

  
   
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