Current mood:	Candy-Coated
Entry tags:	cut wank, fanfic

Hellsing wank.
neko-youkai04 posts a rather long, uncut piece of fanfic to the Hellsing community. A few people (including me) ask for an LJ-cut until Mr. Mitts puts it a little more forcefully:

"Here's What You Can Do...
LJ-CUT...
DELETE THIS SHIT...
KILL YOURSELF...
Do one of them. Now."

The original entry disappeared within about three seconds of this comment being posted. *tear* But lo! The wank is not lost for a friend of neko-youkai04 came to defend her honour --

Shini02: OMG, that was really mean.
Rest of the community: Loll.

EDIT: Bahleeted already, dagnammit. Anyone save the page?

EDIT #2: The U GUYS R MEEN post. Thanks, lil_monk.

ER, COMPLAINT?

Alrighty, well, this isn't ENTIRELY Hellsing related, but it is fic related. My friend, neko_youkai04 posted a fic here moments ago. She had some trouble with the LJ cut... it just, wasn't working for her. Now, I understand people asking for LJ cuts... But then this:
"Subject: Here's What You Can Do...
LJ-CUT...
DELETE THIS SHIT...
KILL YOURSELF...
Do one of them. Now."
That was completely uncalled for. She didn't even have time to load the page to see if the Cut had worked before she was sent that LOVELY message.
All I'm saying, is try to be a little more considerate when people make mistakes? I don't mean to offend, though I should considering that person offended her, but it's true. People make mistakes, and she was TRYING to fix it.

ETA#3: Attack of the anons.

ETA#4: Partial transcript and screenshot. Mucho gratitude to lil_monk and ~~Owl~~Mouse_in_shower.

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	(Anonymous) 2006-01-29 06:08 am UTC (link)
	Sigh I don't see why you're still going on about it... honestly, all I said was that like six people e-mailed me and he was the only one who put it so rudely. They talk about us taking it seriously but you go as far as to post it and get someone to save what my friend wrote, desperate, no? Anyway, this shit is just stupid, so please, let it rest. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ROWR HERE ME SAY THIS (Anonymous) 2006-01-29 06:10 am UTC (link)
	I AM GOING TO START WANK IN JOURNAL_WANK DAMMIT (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2006-01-29 06:12 am UTC (link)
	I love when the wank spills over into these posts. It's so meta. -kat (Reply to this)(Parent)

	saintedsin 2006-01-29 06:17 am UTC (link)
	. . . dude. Seriously. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2006-01-29 06:23 am UTC (link)
	NO. YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. THE MONKEY IN MY BRAIN DOES THAT. LOL. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2006-01-29 06:26 am UTC (link)
	Anyway, this shit is just stupid, so please, let it rest. You obviously don't get the concept of fandom_wank... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ashenmote 2006-01-29 06:36 am UTC (link)
	Who's talking? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	luckdragonfujur 2006-01-29 06:38 am UTC (link)
	You new, right? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	elektra3 2006-01-29 06:42 am UTC (link)
	If it's so stupid, then why are you posting here? Why not just ignore it until the kerfuffle dies down? It's not like fandom has an incredibly long attention span. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	vigilanterodent 2006-01-29 06:56 am UTC (link)
	Are you lost, little girl? The Lovealot Hugs'n'kisses Magical Cuddlepony Ranch is the next exit, this here is a wretched hive of snarky evil. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hitchhiker42 2006-01-29 07:21 am UTC (link)
	You=win (Reply to this)(Parent)

	flightstothesea 2006-01-29 07:28 am UTC (link)
	Seconding teh win. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	damien 2006-01-29 08:15 am UTC (link)
	Thirded, and now official. Have a plague, we're out of plaques. hands nasty looking vial of bubbly brown stuff (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilanterodent 2006-01-30 01:53 am UTC (link)
	Ooooooooo! Can I release it on anyone I want? Because if I could maybe corral the recent spate of whiny friends-of-the-wanked anons into an enclosed area . . . (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	damien 2006-01-30 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	But then where would be the fun in making bad puns about attack of the anons? snickers But yes, it's yours to do whatever you wish with it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	acrimonious 2006-01-29 08:28 am UTC (link)
	Fourthing teh win. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	morbid_angel 2006-01-29 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	WINNAR. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	smo 2006-01-29 06:58 am UTC (link)
	Okay! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	annabelle_lee 2006-01-29 07:02 am UTC (link)
	Welcome to the Internet. Please be advised that the technologically impaired will be mocked until they take the time to actually READ THE FUCKING MANUAL and that ignoring others causes them to not play nice. Thank you. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sisterelwood 2006-01-29 11:05 am UTC (link)
	I think you have wandered into the wrong part of the Internet for you. hands you a map See the 'X'? That's 'Hearts N Lollipops Land'. I think you might like it there better. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	agent_hyatt 2006-01-29 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	Nah, they probably heard about the short-lived fandom_love and somehow missed that it was all a joke. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	notjo 2006-01-29 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	Of course it's stupid. That's the point. Really, the best way to let things rest is to ignore them until they go away. It can be hard if people are attacking you in your own journal, or replying to your posts in communities with them, but when people aren't anywhere near you for it... it's a lot easier to ignore. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	morbid_angel 2006-01-29 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	You have seriously got to be kidding me...wasting your time over here to tell us to quit wasting our time? You should have ignored it. Seriously. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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