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Jedi Knight Miki ([info]jedi_miki) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-01-29 19:47:00


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Current mood:Fan-Tabulous
Current music:Passion - Utada Hikaru
Entry tags:childfree, fandom: world of warcraft

Of WoW and Moos.
I snagged this little wank from [info]childfree. Pardon me if I get things wrong, my boyfriend plays WoW and I don't, so I don't know what a bunch of the terms mean.

Anyway, on the forums, Lox posts an angry thread explaining why she's killing greys for those who "give a sh1t".

It turns out that she let her pwecious baybee play on a PVP server for her birthday, foolishly expecting her child to be treated like royalty when for the most part, a PVP server serves as a means to fight other players.

So Lox declares "war" by proclaiming "ALL horde will pay" for bothering her fruit of wonders.

Teva tries to reason with Lox by saying "Do on to others as they are doing to you", to which Lox promptly says "shove it!".

On forum page two, blame is somehow shifted to a guild (or maybe some other players), to which members of the guild start nitpicking at Lox's spelling and AOL speak.

It takes until page four and five for people to mention Lox's parenting skills. Lox just snobs it off and a mini-wank about who knows more history of the Night Elves is made.

Drood makes a good point, though:

To all the people issuing complaints about PvP, the festival, or anything else in this topic:

Cry more.


Edit: Bahleeted! I don't have any screen caps... sorry guys!

Edit 2: The first two forum pages were saved and can be viewed here.




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[info]ktnb
2006-01-30 04:18 am UTC (link)
Ah, this is why I stopped playing my paladin, because 99% of them are even bigger morons than this woman. *facepalm*

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(no subject) - [info]fiatincantatum, 2006-01-31 12:57 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2006-01-30 04:49 am UTC (link)
This is why I stick to simulators, adventures and puzzles.

(Aside from getting fragged every single time I multiplay. >.>)

-Musical Mouse

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[info]slackeremeritus
2006-01-30 04:51 am UTC (link)
Those dirtbag players on the PvP server, how dare they do what they went there to do! Obviously, they should have taken her darling little one by the hand and acceded to hir every whim!

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[info]angstymcgoth
2006-01-30 04:58 am UTC (link)
So this is why Child Free is so popular...

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[info]gal_montag
2006-01-30 05:00 am UTC (link)
This story only further confuses me as to why being childfree seems so often to be about hating children and not about hating parents who suck.

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(Anonymous)
2006-01-30 05:25 am UTC (link)
I play on Twisting Nether. It wanks all the time. In fact, it never stops, which is why a lot of people have fled to a nonofficial forum away from the stupid.

And honestly, this woman should know exactly what the Horde are like on that server (allience too by the way, it's not one sided as I have lost count of how many times I had to log out because of allience asshattery but that's not the point.) so she deserves what she gets for having her kid create a character on a PvP server rather than a much tamer RP or PvE server.

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[info]pope_shane
2006-01-30 05:32 am UTC (link)
Dear Lady Of Shitty Parenting;

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.

Signed,
The Pope of The Internets.

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[info]teljhin
2006-01-30 06:46 am UTC (link)
Looks like someone got rolled on a PVP server!

*cough*

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[info]elektra3
2006-01-30 08:19 am UTC (link)
Dear Concerned Mother,

Not everyone is going to be careful with your daughter's feelings. Why don't you use this as a way to, I don't know, teach her how to deal with things like that?

Then again, it's slightly difficult to teach someone skills you don't possess yourself. My apologies.

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[info]innsmouth_eyes
2006-01-30 08:51 am UTC (link)
I'm not into WoW, but is there some server for the noobs to get started on where they won't be massacred right away? Because if there is, perhaps pweshus should have gone there, or at least one of the less nasty servers.

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[info]sisterelwood
2006-01-30 09:10 am UTC (link)
*reads wank*head explodes* I feel like I'm reading another language. O_o

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[info]gun
2006-01-30 09:17 am UTC (link)
Omigod! I'm agreeing with an internet C_F community! A sign of the apocalypse?

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[info]linzee
2006-01-30 09:20 am UTC (link)
*tilts head*

I have no idea what any of that means. WoW to English translator, anyone?

Linzee

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[info]lolibot
2006-01-30 10:01 am UTC (link)
I feel like rolling horde of TN just to gank this lady now.

I know. Very mature.

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(Anonymous)
2006-01-30 12:02 pm UTC (link)
If you're that worried about your precious offspring then don't let it play on a PvP realm.

...

Oh. And saying sh1t? Just makes you look and appear extrememly immature. Adults don't need to use vulgarity to get their point across. If you must do so. then how about it make sense.


You can either use childish insults, like calling her daughter 'it', or you can take the high road. You ought to have picked one and stuck with it. Now you can neither have the cake nor eat it. Happy?

Ani Mouse

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(Anonymous)
2006-01-30 12:43 pm UTC (link)
This is pretty much a normal day on the WoW forums. A good wank gets waaaaay more than 6 pages going for it. I'm sure you could find fuel for this community forever just hanging around the general forums (this is on a realm specific one). They're one of the biggest pits of stupidity and amusement I've ever wandered across on the net, and I actually play, I can't even imagine what they'd look like to someone else.

Alexia // Still doesn't have a Journal Fen account.

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(no subject) - [info]v_digitalwytch, 2006-01-30 07:27 pm UTC

[info]aerobot
2006-01-30 02:32 pm UTC (link)
Parents demanding special treatment for the precious children is one thing. Saying that on the bloody INTERNET makes it a million times more hilarious.

And futile.

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[info]harrylovesron
2006-01-30 04:14 pm UTC (link)
So... wait. This woman, who apparently is an avid WoW player and thus should know better, sends her daughter's brand-new character onto a server whose basic purpose is to allow people to fight each other, then complains when the other players attack her? Uhm... isn't that the point of a PvP server, as defined by a kind mousie above?

Wank like this is why I stay away from WoW... I played the original game, and Warcraft 2, and am considering picking up 3 because it's way down in price, but I'm not touching WoW. I'm sure it can be quite fun, but too much potential to run into wank for my tastes. I prefer to play the one-player games and harvest every single available resource before I complete the mission because I'm a loser like that.

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[info]sarcastic_elf
2006-01-30 04:56 pm UTC (link)
Until it was noted she was killing Horde, I thought she might have been that annoying Undead Priest that kept killing off Greys who tried to cash in their coins.

But that's the risk of playing on a PVP server. She should have just had her daughter play on a Normal or RP server.

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(Anonymous)
2006-01-30 05:43 pm UTC (link)
What gets me, as it was already said, is this lady is a frequant player of WoW and yet she sent her n00b daughter into a PVP (basically throwing a sheep to the wolves) and she got mad?

*blink* ...and she expected them to hold her daughters hand on a PVP server....

Im sorry...My brain cant get past the batshit crazy....

~LJ Mousie

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(Anonymous)
2006-01-30 05:58 pm UTC (link)
And this is why I, a Warcraft fan, don't play WoW, although God knows I've been tempted at times.

Out of curiousity, is it either side wankier than the other? I mean, I've tried to figure out which side would attract more wanky types, but it seems like it could go either way.

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[info]nebbieq
2006-01-30 07:48 pm UTC (link)
Don't worry ma'am! Blizzard is working on sending out a special unit to escort your daughter through the perils of the PvP server. In fact, I even managed to find some concept art of it!

Image hosting by Photobucket

I sincerely hope this will help enhance your daughter's online experience. Good luck, and happy hunting!

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I (heart) you! - [info]kittenmommy, 2006-01-30 08:32 pm UTC
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[info]lynstraine
2006-01-30 09:10 pm UTC (link)
The thing I like best in this thread is Enheilras, the uneducated but staunchly irritating roleplayer XD; I like an orc talking about how bad the night elves are when his race invaded Azeroth FULL OF THE BLOOD CRAZY and is allied with a race which wants to destroy every living thing they can find. Whatever, hooker.

(ya ... I play WoW ... I'm even in a raiding guild -_-)

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(no subject) - [info]nebbieq, 2006-01-31 02:30 am UTC
*cue WoW race wank* - (Anonymous), 2006-01-31 01:01 pm UTC
WOW woes
(Anonymous)
2006-01-30 09:47 pm UTC (link)
I can't believe I am making a WOW post. It really is all over, isn't it?

I got tired of being a WOW widow and not having much of a life (I am disabled) I finally gave in. To this so called "mother", it's called Role Play server. There you can play and unless you attack someone who is marked as PVP or you turn on your PVP, nobody can touch you, which is exactly how I like it! I don't want to be on my way somewhere and have some idiot mow me down (In the begining I made the mistake of buffing an opposite side character and then another of their group pursued me for miles until he killed me and I never once fought back, only ran. Lame!)

There are jerky players on either side, but I would have to say without a doubt that there are more dumbasses per inch on the Alliance side than on the Horde. And I say that from the experience of playing Horde and dealing with idiots (mostly Night Elves for some reason) AND as my main solo Night Elf Alliance character. The VERY FIRST DAY I was playing WOW in the newbie NE zone I had a person come over, assist in killing my mob even though I was perfectly fine, then when I did not thank him (I had no idea how to speak and just jumped up and down a lot), he told me that even though it was illegal, he was going to report me and then when I was finnally able to say something (I WAS going to apologize, but I am a lot meaner now having dealt with these a-holes for so long) he had me on ignore! Then a few days later I was in Darnassus for the first time and totally lost and was trying to find a chracter and NO ONE would help me. One person in response to my question told me to fuck off. Nice. So all this lady is doing is making me even more sure that many Alliance folks are mentally imbalanced in some fundamental way. Not all, not me, but many.

It's a game. It's a fun game, BUT IT"S A GAME.

~Fae_struck on LJ

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Re: WOW woes - (Anonymous), 2006-01-30 10:06 pm UTC
Re: WOW woes - [info]bitca, 2006-01-31 08:42 pm UTC
Re: WOW woes - (Anonymous), 2006-02-01 11:28 am UTC
Re: WOW woes - [info]bitca, 2006-02-01 03:55 pm UTC

[info]lab
2006-01-30 10:31 pm UTC (link)
battle.net called, it wants its idiots back.

*goes back to farming linen for the stupidAn'Qrghaergaquestofdoom, happily AE'ing all "greys" within reach*

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