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NM ([info]narcissam) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-01-31 20:03:00


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Entry tags:fandom: harry potter, harmonians, pairing wars

No More One Big Happy Weasley Family
Gacked from a mouse on Wank Report. What happens when R/Hr shippers and H/G shippers fight?"

A short but amazingly passive-agressive wank. People are "offended" that H/G is left off Author-By-Night's list of canon pairings. My favourite line comes from [info]rhrsoulmates: Thank you author_by_night for at least admitting you weren't doing it against H/G shippers because we see too much of that around the fandom.

And here I thought it was the Harmonians being persecuted.

ETA: Some mice didn't think this was wanky enough for their tastes so they brought their own wank. Here and Here, most of it, and it's being discussed on [info]wankitywank here. Have fun.




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[info]emiweebee
2006-02-01 05:17 am UTC (link)
When I took the quiz, I didn't even notice H/G wasn't on it until I read the note.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-01 06:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]polygamouse, 2006-02-01 09:06 pm UTC

[info]agent_hyatt
2006-02-01 05:30 am UTC (link)
I saw that poll, and all I wanted to do was check every ticky box option and nothing else. Sooo tempting!

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(no subject) - [info]shutthef_up, 2006-02-01 07:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gmth, 2006-02-01 05:01 pm UTC

[info]mouseykins
2006-02-01 05:33 am UTC (link)
I cannot STAND ticky boxes. They're just so indefinate. At least with radio buttons you can get a general majority.

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(no subject) - [info]tunxeh, 2006-02-01 05:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-02-01 07:54 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-02-01 05:33 am UTC (link)
Proves that rabidity is ugly no mater what ship it comes from, doesn't it? People forget that a lot.

-Harpsiccord (LJ)

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[info]hitchhiker42
2006-02-01 05:42 am UTC (link)
Were we supposed to be oppressing the H/G shippers, and I just missed the memo or something? Because last I heard, we were still supposed to be oppressing the Harmonians.

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(no subject) - [info]nlb_muffin, 2006-02-01 06:02 am UTC
oh god - [info]romanesque, 2006-02-01 08:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2006-02-01 08:33 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-01 03:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2006-02-01 04:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-02 08:44 am UTC

[info]tunxeh
2006-02-01 05:45 am UTC (link)
Something I participated in made fw? Whee!

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(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2006-02-01 08:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tunxeh, 2006-02-01 08:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2006-02-01 08:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sioniann, 2006-02-01 08:36 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-02 08:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tunxeh, 2006-02-02 09:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-04 03:59 am UTC

[info]churri
2006-02-01 05:47 am UTC (link)
Oh, OBHWF wank. How I've missed you lately.

I'm going to throw a mock hissy-fit at the exclusion of Filch/Pince. OMGtheirloveissomisanthropic!

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(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2006-02-01 06:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]churri, 2006-02-01 06:40 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-02 06:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]churri, 2006-02-03 05:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tunxeh, 2006-02-03 05:48 am UTC
(no subject) - chief, 2006-02-05 04:57 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-03 08:20 pm UTC

[info]livii
2006-02-01 05:48 am UTC (link)
As mentioned before James and Lily are dead so unless their rotting corpses share the same grave, they aren't "currently together"

Dude. rhrsoulmates for the win.

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(no subject) - [info]sioniann, 2006-02-01 08:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]squeakytoy, 2006-02-01 11:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2006-02-01 11:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]white_serpent, 2006-02-01 09:13 pm UTC

[info]pussycat
2006-02-01 05:50 am UTC (link)
I don't really read the canon ships; I'm not very interested in most of them because (1) I'll see them in canon anyway and (2) they don't contain Snape or Sirius.

snerkle.

Actually, this has to be the politest shipping disagreement I have ever read. Harmonians, you still hold the crown.

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(no subject) - [info]white_serpent, 2006-02-01 07:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]southbitch, 2006-02-04 04:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-01 11:16 pm UTC

[info]smo
2006-02-01 05:52 am UTC (link)
OMG TICKY BOX.

Everything else is gravy.

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[info]sisterelwood
2006-02-01 05:56 am UTC (link)
Ahh, Harry Potter wank- how I've missed thee! Amazing how much wank ticky boxes can generate.

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[info]fandom_biatch
2006-02-01 05:59 am UTC (link)
TICKY TICKY!!!

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(Anonymous)
2006-02-01 06:03 am UTC (link)
I don't really think this is wanky yet...its not bratty enough...especially considering that its HP...we know they are capably of much much more...

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(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2006-02-01 06:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]daylightsparks, 2006-02-01 06:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2006-02-01 03:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]daylightsparks, 2006-02-01 08:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2006-02-01 07:37 pm UTC

[info]eli_eli_oh
2006-02-01 06:27 am UTC (link)
Wow, completely inappropriate use of tickys. That's probably the least useful survey ever, as you can be ambivalent on every single question, including your age. Gallup would not approve.

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(no subject) - [info]agent_hyatt, 2006-02-01 06:45 am UTC

[info]felinephoenix
2006-02-01 06:47 am UTC (link)
Please tell me I'm not the only one who wants to go through that poll and answer every question "ticky tick ticky tick tickysomething". Shipping be damned, ticky boxes are what it's all about.

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(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2006-02-01 07:03 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-01 02:13 pm UTC

[info]mouseykins
2006-02-01 06:57 am UTC (link)
Someone there said that R/T isn't canon hahahaha stupid people.

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(no subject) - [info]moriath, 2006-02-01 07:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mouseykins, 2006-02-01 07:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moriath, 2006-02-01 07:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]truthseeker, 2006-02-01 08:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2006-02-01 04:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]agent_hyatt, 2006-02-01 07:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sioniann, 2006-02-01 08:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beccastareyes, 2006-02-01 03:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]spiderflower, 2006-02-01 09:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moriath, 2006-02-01 06:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]felinephoenix, 2006-02-01 08:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]felinephoenix, 2006-02-01 07:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moriath, 2006-02-01 08:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-01 09:40 pm UTC

[info]khym_chanur
2006-02-01 07:04 am UTC (link)
... admitting you weren't doing it against H/G shippers because we see too much of that around the fandom.

Come see the violence inherent in the system!!

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-01 07:08 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-01 07:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]agent_hyatt, 2006-02-01 07:16 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-01 09:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]here4tehwank, 2006-02-01 05:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mouseykins, 2006-02-01 07:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosina_alcona, 2006-02-01 02:09 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-02-01 07:29 am UTC (link)
H/G shippers the victims now. Nice.

Either they are the oppressors or the oppressed, but they can't be both. It knocks my world askew.

- J.

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(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2006-02-01 04:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-01 05:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]felinephoenix, 2006-02-01 08:04 pm UTC

[info]white_serpent
2006-02-01 07:50 am UTC (link)
I had this on clairvoyant wank, but it never grew to my satisfaction. *sigh* I had such high hopes.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-01 09:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2006-02-01 11:58 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-01 08:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2006-02-01 03:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-01 08:23 pm UTC

[info]wrongly_amused
2006-02-01 08:07 am UTC (link)
*slaps forehead* Wankas, again?

HP fandom: We put the Crow in discrimination.

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[info]gun
2006-02-01 08:27 am UTC (link)
I just liked laughing at the people (i.e. person) who complained that zomg R/T isn't canon!!!!!

Omigod, I need to send her some badly shopped R/T porn with David Thewlis and Holly Body.

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(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2006-02-01 07:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-01 09:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-02 01:51 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-01 09:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gun, 2006-02-01 09:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-01 10:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]southbitch, 2006-02-04 05:00 pm UTC

[info]nightwalker
2006-02-01 09:13 am UTC (link)
Oh, get over it. They didn't include Harry/Ron, either, but you don't see us getting all up in arms over it.

Yet.

*sounds the trumpet*

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(no subject) - [info]shallow_kid, 2006-02-01 10:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosina_alcona, 2006-02-01 02:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]marumae, 2006-02-01 09:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2006-02-01 10:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coffee_mug, 2006-02-01 03:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2006-02-01 07:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pussycat, 2006-02-01 06:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-02-01 10:28 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-02-01 09:25 am UTC (link)
This one's difficult -- people don't agree on what canon is.

To author_by_night, canon is what is "current" in the book series. This includes the unended relationship ('cept with sex by death) of James/Lily -- but that kind of puts an arrow through her forehead 'cause:

To the others, canon is (as I view it) what has happened -- whenever -- in the series. Officially.

However. It's author_by_night's poll, and therefore canon is defined by however she wants it to be defined. If he/she wants to put "current canon" in, that should be enough distinction.

However. She didn't. And her poll seems pretty inclusive of previous & possible relationships.

Now that that's out of the way, I'd like to say: OH MY GOD, STOP THE SHIP WARS. Please? What is wrong with this fandom? I just don't get it.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-01 09:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2006-02-01 12:11 pm UTC
author_by_night again... - (Anonymous), 2006-02-01 03:15 pm UTC
Re: author_by_night again... - [info]sheep, 2006-02-01 05:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cornedbee, 2006-02-01 02:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tao_tao, 2006-02-01 05:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cornedbee, 2006-02-01 06:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-01 08:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tao_tao, 2006-02-01 08:57 pm UTC
author_by_night here - (Anonymous), 2006-02-01 03:14 pm UTC
Re: author_by_night here - [info]polemic, 2006-02-01 06:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yubsie, 2006-02-01 08:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cadesama, 2006-02-02 12:51 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2006-02-01 11:08 am UTC (link)
I don't understand how this is wank...
H/G IS one of the most hated pairings around, especially after the JKR interview and it being canon and everything...

Perhaps I'm just thick, but could someone please explain to me how this is wank?

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(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2006-02-01 12:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2006-02-01 01:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2006-02-01 03:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tinybubbles, 2006-02-01 05:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]agent_hyatt, 2006-02-01 10:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]onearmeddrummer, 2006-02-02 12:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-02 12:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-04 04:04 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-02-01 11:49 am UTC (link)
No Snape/Harry? Snape/Draco? Snape/intergenerational relationship?

I'm sorry, but Lily/Snape and Remus/Snape just ain't gonna cut it. Not enough buttsex in those two options.

Catatonia

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author_by_night yet again; I need a journalfen account, don't I? - (Anonymous), 2006-02-01 03:17 pm UTC
Re: author_by_night yet again; I need a journalfen account, don't I? - [info]esclaramonde, 2006-02-01 04:17 pm UTC
Re: author_by_night yet again; I need a journalfen account, don't I? - [info]esclaramonde, 2006-02-01 04:18 pm UTC


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