Broadstreet Bullying
So this isn't OFF THE WANK CHARTS, but it's er, interesting/amusing. Mini-wank if you will.
Please be nice, first wank, all that good stuff.

Alright, so this wank comes from the world of Professional Hockey, if you can believe that. Philadelphia Flyers fans to be exact.

The Flyers were off to a great start, and have one of the best records in the entire league, but recently have been playing like they just don't care. The climax was a 6-0 manhandling by the Tampa Bay Lightning on Saturday.

Community fangirl mrs_gagne decides that all the boys need are sad face, some vittles, and a "GOOD JOB GUYS, YOU'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME!"

Others disagree

Within all this, mrs_gagne suggests "This may be another difference between guys and girls in hockey....Guy are mean when the team loses...and girls are nice."

Cartards has had enough.

And so it all erupts. And gets sploogey. Also included within are:
mrs_gagne's crush on Simon Gagne is only to honor her dead mommy and "YOU GUYS ARE MEAN I'M LEAVING LJ!"