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	milkshake 2003-07-06 04:07 am UTC (link)
	It's Members Only. This makes me sad like teardrops. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: rann 2003-07-06 04:10 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, but it's not exactly hard to join. As long as you have a yahoo profile, and have your age set visible, you can join and browse the wank to your heart's content. (Though I imagine my annoyance has gotten the best of me sometimes and I've wanked there once or twice myself.) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dawnswalker 2003-07-06 04:34 am UTC (link)
	"A message about some reference to Tails as "The One" leads to wank over the fact that Tails is sometimes portrayed with two penises..." Y'see, I didn't read that too closely at first, and I thought the speaker was referring to Tails' portrayal on the actual show. So, uh... he/she did mean in fanfiction... right? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: rann 2003-07-06 04:53 am UTC (link)
	More in art than fanfiction, but yes, some art has Tails as double-dicked, because, y'know, two tails... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	jfpbookworm 2003-07-06 05:37 am UTC (link)
	It's a yaoi list for Sonic the Hedgehog characters. I think I may need to retire this icon. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	chimara 2003-07-06 05:46 am UTC (link)
	Oh, dear. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jfpbookworm 2003-07-06 06:16 am UTC (link)
	Indeed. Now it dead from yaoi. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chimara 2003-07-06 08:20 am UTC (link)
	dies (Reply to this)(Parent)

	iczer6 2003-07-06 06:45 am UTC (link)
	The sad thing is when I saw the header my first thought was 'who could you pair Sonic with?' Tails, Knuckles, ROBOTNIC? [shudder] Dare I ask what canon you're using? Video game, TV series or comic book? It's sad that I want to know this isn't it? Icz (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: rann 2003-07-06 06:48 am UTC (link)
	I don't think there's any specific canon, though most of the discussion focuses around comic book continuity... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	eljuno 2003-07-06 07:22 am UTC (link)
	Tails, of course... Jeez, I actually knew an otherwise-sane-and-rational woman who had SonicXTails as her OTP, which is fine, but she refused to refer to Tails as anything other than "Sonic's Mate"...or more explicit versions thereof... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nekoneko 2003-07-07 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Geez. I have heard of Knuckles/Sonic, but not really anything with Tails. He's... Tails. It looks too much like a Shotacon for me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aruru 2003-07-07 06:39 am UTC (link)
	Really? I was under the impression that Tails was the most common ~~victim~~ subject in Sonic pr0n. Maybe I should ask rikoshi to come in and answer this one for us - he likes the Sonic series, so he knows a few things about the fandom and its habits. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

rikoshi
2003-07-09 11:43 am UTC (link)

All right, as far as I know, Tails is like, Pre-Teen Yaoi Poster Boy for a lot of people.

In the past, I used to have a pretty strong obsession with Tails, but it never involved wanting to throw him down, yank his tails out of the way, have my way with him, and leave him looking like the new poster boy for goatse.cx.

Sonic yaoi fans, on the other hand, seem to have a pretty distinct set of views on Tails and sexuality:

First is the whole "Tails has to deal with puberty and discovers he's in love with Sonic." Yawn. Been done a million times, and it's never been done well. Skip skip skip skip skip.

The other thing is to take poor Tails and turn him into a little crybaby wuss that'd put any self-respecting Weepy Uke (tm) to shame. It's a wonderful form of Character Assassination that takes "timid" and turns into "simpering and helpless" to the point where it's so ridiculous, so malformed, that it's almost like you're not even reading about the same character anymore, and that you're reading some really bizarre, tripped-out original character in a strange, bad-logic slash fic.

It's a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad world...

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schoenschoen
2003-07-06 07:09 am UTC (link)

You know...

...this reminds me of one time when I was driving through Atlanta really late on a Sunday night. One of their radio stations plays "Loveline" every Sunday at 10:00pm. So a 13 yr old girl calls in and wants to know if it's abnormal for her to think of an animated character while she masterbates. So the guys on the show ask the fateful question: "Which character *is* it?"

And does she have the decent taste to name someone even *remotely* human, like, I dunno, SpiderMan, Wolverine, or even Keep-Squeezin'-Them-Monkeys-Lad? NO! She finally admitted that she wanked to Sonic. ;_;

And I was all like *tries to avoid driving car into ditch from laughter*. Cuz that would've been bad. And stuff.

But, yes - now everytime someone mentions Sonic, I have horrible mental images of the chili-dog laden dreams of 13 year old furverts. ;_; So traumatizing.

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	dawnswalker 2003-07-06 07:29 am UTC (link)
	AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh God... I seriously almost died. That story is THE SHIT. It's beyond me how people will say things on the radio like that, when you know, the entire CITY (and surrounding area) will hear it. I wonder what the reaction was to that girl the next day? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

schoenschoen
2003-07-06 07:35 am UTC (link)

I used to *love* listening to Loveline, especially when the young girls called in. They always had the best stories. XD

I remember one... I think she was a 14 yr old, who already had two kids and was pregnant *again* and didn't know who the father was. Her boyfriend was 21. XD Or the 16 yr old who called and wanted to know if she masterbated too much, and she masterbated something like... 10 times a day? The hosts told her that if she kept that up, her clitoris would be on a resperator by the time she was of age.... and then started making vibrator noises. XD Funny shit.

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	aruru 2003-07-06 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	Imagine if someone recognized the caller as someone he/she knew just because of the sound of her voice, and they didn't know this particular little detail about her. Can't you just see the expression on that person's face? XD (Reply to this)(Parent)

	milkshake 2003-07-06 08:23 am UTC (link)
	What did the hosts say? Because... dude... what do you say to that? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	virago 2003-07-06 08:45 am UTC (link)
	Oh, poor kid. How did the hosts not laugh themselves to death? (did they?) I've heard worse, though... whew. I used to watch the MTV version, never heard the radio version. Don't think anyone around here carries it. Darn. It was always fun. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rikoshi 2003-07-09 11:48 am UTC (link)
	The radio version was always so, so, SO much better. It was still Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla, but for some reason, the MTV televised version couldn't ever come CLOSE to comparing... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	feenix 2003-07-07 12:55 am UTC (link)
	You're not the first. But Jesus Christ. That's, like, the best thing EVER. Some people just have no shame. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	OT, But, jerry_ds_girl 2003-07-07 07:35 am UTC (link)
	I can't figure this out. That looks like Anne Frank in your icon, but what connection to 'now he dead from Coc(a-cola) does she have? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	darthhellokitty 2003-07-06 07:14 am UTC (link)
	My favorite nephew, when he was around 7, used to write fanfic in which Sonic was married to Barbie. They were his two favorites, and putting them together just seemed PERFECT to him. (Reply to this)