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True Fan of the Good Ship Cairo (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} tofuknight) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2006-02-21 11:33:00 |
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Gay AND Racist X-Men Wank!
(grabbed from wank_report)
The link.
So, there's been an awful lot of racism wank recently. This wank is fairly standard for that course. Shoujaboy asks what people think of Colossus' homosexuality in the Ultimate universe and wanking procedes as it becomes clear that Shoujaboy really hates this character-destroying change, and didn't want debate, but homophobic ego-stroking.
p.14 Shoujaboy: You also know that after Marvel realizes that Colossus is gay they will just forget his character, and write some dumb story if any, because Marvel simply won't star a gay character.
Lament:"Colossus is or once was someone I could relate to as well for he is a minority, and he doesn't feel he's accepted in a world that says he free, and welcome."
Okay, so you liked the fact that he was a minority who doesn't feel like he's accepted in a world that says he's free? Dude, gays are minorities who often don't feel like they're accepted in a world that says they're free. You should like him better now. He's even more of a minority.
Shoujaboy:There a diffrence between being black, and being gay. You have a choice to be gay, I never got the convenience of choosing wether to be black white or anything else. He's more more of a minority? your going to sit here, and tell me homosexual's are, and were treated nearly as bad as african Americans in america?
By page 18, the wank has pretty much died down.
However, the thing that made this wank stand out was Jake V's comment
SERIOUSLY. When [Colossus] kicked the crap out of Magneto, saving the rest of his team, it was SO GAY!
And when he lifted that nuclear sub up off the ocean floor and carried it to the shore, it was the GAYEST THING EVER!
And when he beat the crap out of Thor and Iron Man, it was the GAYEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!
And when he dropped a truck on Proteus, both killing him and Psylocke, it was GAYER THAN A BATH HOUSE!
And when he single handedly saved Jean and Wolverine from a huge mutated Crimson Dynamo, it was GAYER THAN SWEATER VESTS!
So I totally agree. It is all about the gayness with him.
That is the best thing I have ever read. *happy sigh*
(grabbed from wank_report)
The link.
So, there's been an awful lot of racism wank recently. This wank is fairly standard for that course. Shoujaboy asks what people think of Colossus' homosexuality in the Ultimate universe and wanking procedes as it becomes clear that Shoujaboy really hates this character-destroying change, and didn't want debate, but homophobic ego-stroking.
p.14 Shoujaboy: You also know that after Marvel realizes that Colossus is gay they will just forget his character, and write some dumb story if any, because Marvel simply won't star a gay character.
Lament:"Colossus is or once was someone I could relate to as well for he is a minority, and he doesn't feel he's accepted in a world that says he free, and welcome."
Okay, so you liked the fact that he was a minority who doesn't feel like he's accepted in a world that says he's free? Dude, gays are minorities who often don't feel like they're accepted in a world that says they're free. You should like him better now. He's even more of a minority.
Shoujaboy:There a diffrence between being black, and being gay. You have a choice to be gay, I never got the convenience of choosing wether to be black white or anything else. He's more more of a minority? your going to sit here, and tell me homosexual's are, and were treated nearly as bad as african Americans in america?
By page 18, the wank has pretty much died down.
However, the thing that made this wank stand out was Jake V's comment
SERIOUSLY. When [Colossus] kicked the crap out of Magneto, saving the rest of his team, it was SO GAY!
And when he lifted that nuclear sub up off the ocean floor and carried it to the shore, it was the GAYEST THING EVER!
And when he beat the crap out of Thor and Iron Man, it was the GAYEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!
And when he dropped a truck on Proteus, both killing him and Psylocke, it was GAYER THAN A BATH HOUSE!
And when he single handedly saved Jean and Wolverine from a huge mutated Crimson Dynamo, it was GAYER THAN SWEATER VESTS!
So I totally agree. It is all about the gayness with him.
That is the best thing I have ever read. *happy sigh*
