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secondarygain ([info]secondarygain) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-02-24 00:08:00


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Hellsing humorous? Surely you jest?
Not huge, but I found it fun nonetheless:

[info]owl_in_shower: "I also dislike rules 2 and 3. 1/2 of Hellsing's humour comes from mocking the retarded fangirls, so what fun will it be if we can't insult them?"

Famous last words:
mod, [info]odangoatama: "*snicker* Guess you'll just have to find a way around it! ^.~

~*~Me"


There is a newly made community on eljay called [info]hellsing_humor. Despite the name, only certain kinds of humor are allowed. As it says in the user info:

"There are only a few rules, but they're pretty self-explanitory. ^^

i. No Character-bashing. This is humor, not hate ^^

ii. Respect Other Members. This should go without saying. ^^ I want all our members to feel welcome, so please keep all insults, elitist behavior, snide remarks and unconstructive criticism out. ^^ Also, this is not a serious fanart/fanfiction/icon review community, so please avoid treating it as such. We don't want people to be shy in posting for fear that their work will be put under the microscope.

iii. Keep Potty Humor to a Minimum >>. It's alright every once in a while, but just don't overdo it ^^

iv. Perverts Allowed!! XDDDD Perverted posts and risque humor is welcome, just put it behind a cut or friends filter ^__^
"


In a prior post, several members have an issue with several of the rules since it's a humor com. So [info]owl_in_shower decided to make a post in a challenge to these rules. A post that got him banned from said community. The mod's response can be found here.

Highlight:
"Rules will be revised, but the most important rule to remember as of now (and from now on) is don't be an asshole. Any other member of this community that gets out of line will be removed and their post deleted. Be friendly. FRIENDLY.
"


But not to worry, for [info]owl_in_shower preserved his original post, posting it in the main Hellsing com for all to enjoy here. Some appreciate his humor, while a few do not.



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[info]sailorjpg
2006-02-24 07:14 am UTC (link)
I expected to see this here.

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[info]iczer6
2006-02-24 07:28 am UTC (link)
Seriously though, learn to take a joke.

I would, but your jokes suck.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2006-02-24 07:33 am UTC (link)
Holy shit, forget potty humour - keep the damned emoticons to a minimum! It's so annoying to read something that has ^^ stuck in after every sentence - I keep looking up, as though she's directed me to some point I might've missed.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-24 07:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2006-02-24 07:43 am UTC

[info]khym_chanur
2006-02-24 07:40 am UTC (link)
Hellsing humorous?

NO WAI!

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(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2006-02-24 09:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]secondarygain, 2006-02-24 09:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2006-02-24 09:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-02-24 11:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2006-02-24 11:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-02-24 11:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2006-02-24 11:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-02-24 11:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2006-02-24 11:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-02-24 12:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2006-02-24 12:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - pink_lightning, 2006-02-24 01:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2006-02-24 01:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - pink_lightning, 2006-02-24 01:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2006-02-24 01:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - pink_lightning, 2006-02-24 01:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2006-02-24 02:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - jenova, 2006-02-24 04:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2006-02-24 09:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - pink_lightning, 2006-02-25 01:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2006-02-25 01:32 am UTC
(no subject) - pink_lightning, 2006-02-25 01:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyofviolets, 2006-02-24 04:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2006-02-24 06:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2006-02-24 09:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2006-02-24 11:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyofviolets, 2006-02-25 06:01 pm UTC
Hellsing = shoujo wank? - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-02-25 01:43 am UTC
Re: Hellsing = shoujo wank? - [info]sir_hellsing, 2006-02-25 02:04 am UTC
Re: Hellsing = shoujo wank? - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-02-25 02:07 am UTC

[info]ianthefira
2006-02-24 07:41 am UTC (link)
Um. Okay. Good to see my brother's not the only one with that sort of sense of humor.

...I got nothing.

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[info]shutthef_up
2006-02-24 07:42 am UTC (link)
Meh, I didn't find him offensive or amusing - just dumb.

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[info]luckdragonfujur
2006-02-24 07:53 am UTC (link)
Love the manga, hate the fandom. That'd be all I have to say.

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[info]miss_sophia
2006-02-24 08:00 am UTC (link)
grayunderpants sounds familiar. Wasn't s/h/it involved a recent wank over something else? And weren't that person's posts equally self-righteous and wanky?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-24 08:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_sophia, 2006-02-24 08:25 am UTC

[info]nightwalker
2006-02-24 08:13 am UTC (link)
... I got nothing.

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[info]sisterelwood
2006-02-24 08:17 am UTC (link)
iii. Keep Potty Humor to a Minimum >>. It's alright every once in a while, but just don't overdo it ^^

iv. Perverts Allowed!! XDDDD Perverted posts and risque humor is welcome, just put it behind a cut or friends filter ^__^


Is it just me or do those contradict each other to a certain extent?

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(no subject) - [info]sailorjpg, 2006-02-24 08:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]secondarygain, 2006-02-24 09:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2006-02-24 07:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mousy_345e4, 2006-02-24 10:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kosaginolegion, 2006-02-24 03:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lurker32, 2006-02-24 08:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-24 11:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lurker32, 2006-03-05 02:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]semtex, 2006-02-25 07:25 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-02-24 08:26 am UTC (link)
I have to say, it wasn't especially funny until I got to this line:

PS--- This community’s layout is the fucking gayest thing I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen Spice World

And then I nearly died laughing. Other than that, it's fairly obvious he was purposefully yanking their collective chain. *shrug*

-corvidae9 @LJ

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(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2006-02-24 08:33 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-24 07:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2006-02-25 07:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]secondarygain, 2006-02-24 09:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2006-02-24 09:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]secondarygain, 2006-02-24 09:17 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-24 07:37 pm UTC

[info]saintedsin
2006-02-24 09:05 am UTC (link)
*guilty of wank participation*

I like fart jokes and toilet humor. I found it amusing.

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(no subject) - [info]secondarygain, 2006-02-24 09:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]saintedsin, 2006-02-24 09:30 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-24 09:45 am UTC

[info]xel_ko
2006-02-24 09:07 am UTC (link)
The bad doodle porn stuff made me laugh so fecking hard. I know I have such an immature sense of humor sometimes, but that was just so stupid that I couldn't help but laugh my ass off. Especially Schrodinger x Alhambra.

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(no subject) - [info]secondarygain, 2006-02-24 09:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-02-24 04:58 pm UTC

[info]nlb_muffin
2006-02-24 09:54 am UTC (link)
XDDDDD Be nice everyone! ^^ Please, no fur-bashing! >>

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(no subject) - [info]xero_sky, 2006-02-24 10:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2006-02-24 11:17 pm UTC

[info]mousy_345e4
2006-02-24 10:31 am UTC (link)
I don't care who you are or what planet you're on: that many "^^"'s should be illegal and all who use such more than twice in one posting (of anything) should be strung up a tree for the raccoons.

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(no subject) - [info]chikane, 2006-02-24 06:02 pm UTC

[info]sunhawk
2006-02-24 11:01 am UTC (link)
http://community.livejournal.com/hellsing_humor/2110.html?thread=21566#t21566

oh, ah ha ha 9_9

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(no subject) - pink_lightning, 2006-02-24 01:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shylu, 2006-02-24 04:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-25 06:23 am UTC
_sirius_denial - [info]morbid_angel, 2006-02-27 08:21 pm UTC

[info]banban
2006-02-24 01:30 pm UTC (link)
http://community.livejournal.com/hellsing_humor/2915.html

Aww....fluffy love and hugs!

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(no subject) - [info]miss_sophia, 2006-02-24 02:19 pm UTC

pink_lightning
2006-02-24 01:55 pm UTC (link)
I belive they are muslims.. ^^

I'm willing to laugh at all the rest, but that just deserves a kick up the arse, foot wedged up rectum, shock blow affects brain.

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(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2006-02-24 07:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - pink_lightning, 2006-02-25 01:21 am UTC

[info]mister_terrific
2006-02-24 03:05 pm UTC (link)
My only surprise is that Mitts wasn't the first one to get booted from that community. Having known him for awhile, that community's setup was the equivilent of raising a red flag in front of a rabid bull.

Which was, I suspect, their intent.

Mister Terrific
Defender of Fair Play

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-24 11:30 pm UTC
|\/|4j0|2 7175 |=7\/\/ !
[info]i_mx
2006-02-24 03:35 pm UTC (link)
Wow, that comm's manifesto reads like the Gimp potty training for constipated humour. Where's the baptism of brimstone and OMGWTFBURNZINHELLS catcalls against the supposed cult of Mean? Appears to have gotten lost in the Amazon jr. Jungle of ^^_^^_^^

And why do people always assume posting up something like that must take up a lot of time? Multi-tasking is sadly overlooked ie. reading porn, while baking a cake with your toes and typing with boobies simultaneously.

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Re: |\/|4j0|2 7175 |=7\/\/ ! - flightstothesea, 2006-02-24 07:07 pm UTC

[info]shylu
2006-02-24 04:25 pm UTC (link)
The joke sucks, but it's also quite... ironic that a Hellsing fan has a fluffy lj-name "odangoatama" and uses so many cutesy emoticons.

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(no subject) - [info]naienko, 2006-02-24 06:29 pm UTC

thefirebottle
2006-02-24 04:28 pm UTC (link)
Dammit, why do people expect others to be respectful and civil on the fuckin' internet? Half the fun of it is flaming the shit out of people you think are cocks!


I'm all for civility and reasoned discussion when the occasion merits, but people who have this fluffy-bunny notion of an internet where stupidity can be quietly ignored until it goes away, well, they should lurk more.

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(no subject) - [info]shun_mcdaddy, 2006-02-24 09:18 pm UTC

[info]smo
2006-02-24 05:01 pm UTC (link)
There's something beautifully ironic about someone who uses the word "faggotry" in a post telling people not to be assholes.

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(no subject) - [info]arymabeth, 2006-02-24 05:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-02-24 05:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]redjackcash, 2006-02-24 06:41 pm UTC
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[info]white_serpent
2006-02-24 05:54 pm UTC (link)
Wait, didn't we see owl_in_shower in a fairly recent wank?

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(no subject) - [info]sabinelagrande, 2006-02-24 07:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]white_serpent, 2006-02-24 08:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-02-24 10:46 pm UTC

flightstothesea
2006-02-24 07:03 pm UTC (link)
I'm wondering if they could use a few more asinine chibi faces (or whatever those things are) in their rules.

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