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ingrid ([info]ingrid) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-02-28 08:56:00
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Current mood:Dramatic
Entry tags:entitlement, fanfic, porn

Paging Mr. Crawford!
A new LJ community dedicated to one of the most prolific trolls I've ever met. He demands NC-17 fic through IM or email - usually, er, "odd" femslash pairings in Smallville or Buffy - and when he doesn't get them, look out!

Finally, his many victims get together to discuss the good times had.

Meet Mr. Jeremy Crawford ... the man who wants you to write p0rn for him. NOW!

(Full disclosure: This guy used to write to me regularly, years ago, demanding Lana/Martha, but I just banned him. Can't believe he's still around.)
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[info]ashenmote
2006-02-28 04:08 pm UTC (link)
Oh, Jeremy Crawford! I heard about this one a few weeks ago!

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(no subject) - [info]ingrid, 2006-02-28 04:10 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]bitca, 2006-02-28 11:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mael, 2006-02-28 09:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2006-03-01 12:28 am UTC

[info]smo
2006-02-28 04:43 pm UTC (link)
2d4 WiffleBallBat of Annoyance.

*snickersnort*

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[info]devadevin
2006-02-28 05:19 pm UTC (link)
I think the problem is, this guy knocked on the door of the wrong fandom. ::cough::HP::cough::

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[info]lady_january
2006-02-28 05:21 pm UTC (link)
So what happens when someone says, 'yes'?

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-02-28 07:03 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-02-28 07:38 pm UTC

[info]coffee_mug
2006-02-28 05:41 pm UTC (link)
The ban-button is your friend. :)

The Troll Vs. Troll convo was hilarious, though.

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(no subject) - [info]devadevin, 2006-02-28 05:44 pm UTC
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[info]mister_terrific
2006-02-28 05:47 pm UTC (link)
Huh.

A few years back...say, 2000-2001, I can't remember for sure...I got an email from someone who was going on about a Real Ghostbusters Janine/other female possibility, and why didn't I write it? I ignored it, of course. But a week or two later a brown-paper package arrived from PA, and inside were several badly-drawn pictures of Janine/Kylie (the gal from GB Extreme, which I never watched) getting it on.

I have to wonder now if this was the person in question.

Mister Terrific
Defender of Fair Play

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-02-28 07:04 pm UTC

[info]azawakh
2006-02-28 05:56 pm UTC (link)
Now that's some tenacity.

Dare I speculate on his real life?

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[info]oxydosic
2006-02-28 06:14 pm UTC (link)
Wow, a whole comm dedicated to the guy. Way to give the attention seeker just what they wanted.

That aside, this guy has got to be seriously bored to have carried on with all this for years.

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[info]mireille
2006-02-28 06:21 pm UTC (link)
Oh, him. He IMed me last summer wanting Spider-Man femslash (MJ/anyone female). I don't even write Spider-Man fic. (Okay, once, but that was, like, three years ago.)

*joins comm*

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(no subject) - [info]pipssister, 2006-03-01 02:20 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]pipssister, 2006-03-01 03:59 am UTC

[info]amandatwop
2006-02-28 07:00 pm UTC (link)
Oh yeah, I remember him...I think he asked me for Lana/Martha too.

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(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2006-02-28 07:29 pm UTC
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[info]jetwolf
2006-02-28 07:26 pm UTC (link)
Him, huh? They were talking about him on the BBF group not too long back. Made me glad I load GAIM once a week, max.

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[info]wickedlester
2006-02-28 07:54 pm UTC (link)
Someone just needs to teach him to use the "find" and "replace" on his word processing program.

Find "Harry"
Replace with "Lana"
Find "Ron"
Replace with "Martha"

Find "penis"
replace with "vagina"

Find "Manbreasts"
replace with "Boobies"

Do I have to go on?

Instant femslash!

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(no subject) - [info]digigirl132, 2006-03-01 11:25 pm UTC
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[info]elzezuk
2006-02-28 08:01 pm UTC (link)
I think someone should write him a story. An NC-17, XXX rated porntastic celebration of him, his right hand and an oversized carrot.

Post the story round so that all of the major comms have the template, then whenever anyone is contacted by this guy, just cut and paste. Story sent to him in five minutes, well within the given deadline, and block him from your IM so he moves onto the next person, who will also send him the exact same fic.

To keep it interesting for him ask him to choose a vegetable and then find and replace.

I think this would be a fantastic thing if it could be pulled off.

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(no subject) - [info]wickedlester, 2006-02-28 08:11 pm UTC
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[info]tunxeh
2006-02-28 08:30 pm UTC (link)
Countdown to the comm getting TOSed off LJ: ...3...2...1...

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[info]bittermint
2006-02-28 08:32 pm UTC (link)
Hmm. Never heard of the guy. I guess there's an upside to being an author nobody wants to read! :P

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[info]zorb
2006-02-28 08:59 pm UTC (link)
You kind of have to admire the guy's persistance.

Also, it's really fun to mess with him. *shifty eyes*

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[info]musouka
2006-02-28 09:23 pm UTC (link)
Troll VS Troll made me snort water out my nose...

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[info]manic
2006-02-28 10:33 pm UTC (link)
He is SUCH the douche.

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[info]issendai
2006-02-28 10:41 pm UTC (link)
Is this guy a deliberate troll, or just very... mentally special?

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[info]glossing2
2006-02-28 11:19 pm UTC (link)
He was recently, erm. "Discussed" on the Better Buffy Fics listserv, leading to *many* members spinning conspiracy theories about how'd he get our IM names?!

'cause you list them in your Yahoo profile?

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[info]theladyfeylene
2006-02-28 11:58 pm UTC (link)
This guy! Some folks on my Flist have been harrassed by him!

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[info]seiberwing
2006-03-01 01:27 am UTC (link)
I don't understand how anyone can find this amusing.

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[info]deadlettero
2006-03-01 03:07 am UTC (link)
I'm one of the people who've been emailed by this guy. (I don't use instant messenger.) It happened a couple years ago but it always stuck in my head because he contacted me three times within a few weeks asking for Lana/Martha, then Faith/Joyce. Now, it seems like he's contacted everyone, including a few people on my LJ flist. I feel so unspecial.

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[info]felinephoenix
2006-03-01 03:35 am UTC (link)
Huh. While I'm glad that this guy hasn't invaded my fandom yet, I'm curious to see what pairings he'd come up with. Besides, there needs to be more Animorphs femslash, period.

(Considering his older woman/young girl thing, he'd probably ask for some Eva/Rachel, or maybe Loren/Rachel...you know, those aren't so bad, especially the first.)

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[info]narcissam
2006-03-01 04:44 am UTC (link)
Back when I was writing HP fic, I got some weird IMs and emails, but nothing up to this standard.

My favourite was the person I corresponded with (out of amusement) for a couple weeks who wrote to complain I hadn't written a fic about Gryffindors.

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