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memii ([info]memii) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-02-28 19:17:00
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Entry tags:gaff, not good with criticism

Good Old Fashioned GAFF Wank- Just like Grandma use to make
Rageful Jewel sporks a fic called "Hermione's Choice" and the author shows up to defend herself.

SFPanther only posts two more times. Things calm down and true wank is not to be had...

At least not until SFPanther's sock puppet super nanny anonymous friend shows up to set the GAFFers straight.

Damn, Hermione Granger brings all the wank to the yard these days.


Note: This is in the New Releases forum, so people without GAFF accounts can see the links.

ETA: SFPanther shows up to apologize and tell off the anon-friend.
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[info]snacky
2006-03-01 03:29 am UTC (link)
Heh, I saw the "good old fashioned GAFF wank" headline and immediately thought, "Is that incest chick still blabbering on about her self-help program, "Sleep With Daddy and Turn Your Life Around in 10 Easy Steps?"

I'm so pleasantly surprised.

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(no subject) - [info]hickorydickory, 2006-03-01 07:12 am UTC

[info]wickedlester
2006-03-01 03:53 am UTC (link)
*Blinks*

I think what bothers me the most is this woman is a mother of a young girl and she can have Hermione's parents react so casually to their underage daughter having sex with one of her professors.

They're proud of her. Yes, I understand that it does no good to yell at her or tell her she's wrong, but I'm not even a parent and my first reaction would be, "Oh really? Let's see, you're not going back to school until that pervert is brought up on charges."

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(no subject) - [info]female_fanboy, 2006-03-01 04:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wickedlester, 2006-03-01 05:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-03-01 05:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wickedlester, 2006-03-01 06:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-03-01 07:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wickedlester, 2006-03-01 10:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-03-01 10:38 pm UTC

[info]nlb_muffin
2006-03-01 04:01 am UTC (link)
SFPanther: not every graduated high school or has a degree.. I don't and I am proud of it..

I have a friend who never graduated high school, and she can type just fine. So *buzzer* you lose.

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(no subject) - [info]wickedlester, 2006-03-01 04:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]omnicrom, 2006-03-01 11:21 pm UTC

[info]penguinfaery
2006-03-01 04:04 am UTC (link)
Bi-polar, raped, abused, AND she has a crack in her skull? I don't even want to look at the fic if it's so bad it needs all that to justify it.

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(no subject) - [info]sarahkjrsten, 2006-03-01 11:23 pm UTC

[info]livii
2006-03-01 04:06 am UTC (link)
And for the last time IT IS IN AU!!! THAT EXPLAINS IT ALL!

...actually, I don't have anything witty to say in reply. I just wanted to point out that line.

Imagine if all badficcers started using that argument! We'd be shit out of luck! Because, duh, you can do anything you like in an AU!

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(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2006-03-01 07:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elektra3, 2006-03-01 09:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2006-03-01 09:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_padfoot, 2006-03-01 10:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2006-03-01 02:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-03-01 05:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_padfoot, 2006-03-02 01:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2006-03-01 09:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_padfoot, 2006-03-02 01:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]glossing2, 2006-03-01 06:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]footsie, 2006-03-02 07:11 am UTC

[info]pyrrah
2006-03-01 04:06 am UTC (link)
I've had it with using the rape excuse (couldn't bother to read the growing list of other excuses that followed). At the risk of sounding insensitive, that should be made into a law, or something.

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(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2006-03-01 06:22 am UTC

[info]esclaramonde
2006-03-01 04:19 am UTC (link)
Post it right after I say you won't, why don't you. :(

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sharonapple
2006-03-01 04:35 am UTC (link)
Gnahfjgkls~ Pansy raped by Fudge? Hermione has sex with Snape and everyone approves? Ron/Millicent? WHAT? WHAT?

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(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2006-03-01 05:12 am UTC
(no subject) - sharonapple, 2006-03-01 05:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2006-03-01 06:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilisliana, 2006-03-01 06:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2006-03-01 06:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilisliana, 2006-03-01 06:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2006-03-01 06:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladygoddess, 2006-03-01 09:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilisliana, 2006-03-01 11:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2006-03-01 08:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2006-03-01 08:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elektra3, 2006-03-01 09:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2006-03-01 09:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2006-03-01 07:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2006-03-02 06:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]squib, 2006-03-01 06:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2006-03-01 09:36 pm UTC

[info]narcissam
2006-03-01 04:39 am UTC (link)
Miss E Bennet: I doubt it'll get posted. Much as F_W does like wank on GAFF, this isn't really wanky - it's pretty sane and sensible, really.

*rereads*

*summarizes*

"She's from Teneseee and she didn't finish high school and she's manic-depressive and has a kid and she was raped and betas run away from her and she has a whole in her skull from a car accident and HER DOCTORS TOLD HER TO WRITE FIC, SO THERE!"

Doesn't look sane and sensible to me.

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(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2006-03-01 05:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2006-03-01 05:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_padfoot, 2006-03-01 10:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wickedlester, 2006-03-01 05:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-03-01 06:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wickedlester, 2006-03-01 06:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2006-03-01 07:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wickedlester, 2006-03-01 10:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2006-03-02 11:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2006-03-04 03:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2006-03-01 08:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-03-01 01:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2006-03-01 03:44 pm UTC

[info]livii
2006-03-01 04:39 am UTC (link)
Oh god, I just got to the post from the anonymous friend.

...the writer has been raped, abused, lost custody of her children, been in a car "wreak", has manic depression, and lost two grandparents "8 days apart in the same month".

(By the way, that last part? So helpful! Because if it had been, say January 28 and then February 6th, it wouldn't have nearly the same impact.)

Ladies and gents, we have a winner regarding the most outrageous explanation for badfic EVER.

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(no subject) - [info]kittenmommy, 2006-03-01 04:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]suzycat, 2006-03-01 12:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kantayra, 2006-03-02 08:20 am UTC

rachelthedemon
2006-03-01 05:21 am UTC (link)
Dear SFPanther,

Your fake mental issues will not shield you from criticism. Learning not to post your drivel in a public forum, however, will.

Just a friendly bitchslap of common sense heads-up.

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waaaah, HTML - [info]polemic, 2006-03-01 05:46 am UTC
Re: waaaah, HTML - [info]ayezur, 2006-03-01 06:53 am UTC

flightstothesea
2006-03-01 06:26 am UTC (link)
OH MY GOD YOUR ICON!!!! *dies a thousand deaths*

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[info]badger
2006-03-01 07:19 am UTC (link)
Damn. Why do I always bail out of those stories before the wank starts? This's the second GAFF wank I had to find out about from F_W. I feel like I'm not doing my part for the board ::sniffle::

And my personal problems can trump her personal problems any day. But only if I'm using them as an excuse to write shitty fanfic.

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(no subject) - [info]female_fanboy, 2006-03-01 05:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nlb_muffin, 2006-03-01 09:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]footsie, 2006-03-02 07:16 am UTC
Oh, GAFFers
[info]devadevin
2006-03-01 07:37 am UTC (link)
...why must you always wank equally as hard as the wanka?

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[info]evanwaters
2006-03-01 08:28 am UTC (link)
Not enough sporking. A shame.

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[info]chibikaijuu
2006-03-01 08:52 am UTC (link)
...okay, so I looked at the sporking, had the requisite "oh god" reaction, and then thought "wait, how is it that Hermione manages to be underage for all this, seeing as how it's the "final battle" with Voldemort, making her 16 at the absolute youngest, and more likely around 18..."

...anyway.

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(no subject) - [info]azazello, 2006-03-01 08:51 pm UTC

[info]suzycat
2006-03-01 12:41 pm UTC (link)
[quote]Medications do not help right now because of the chemical issues with her brain.
[/quote]

THis is my favourite quote of all time.

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(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2006-03-01 07:46 pm UTC

[info]tao_tao
2006-03-01 03:11 pm UTC (link)
Ugh GAFF, always making the badficcer look intelligent normal as if they were just among their own.
How hard is to rant about 'the victim falls in love with the rapist' cliche in cases where a victim actually falls in love with a rapist and not because of random S/Hr fics? People without reading comprehension trying to make fun of badfic is not a pretty sight.
"It's statuary rape, so he will be sent to Azkaban." Huh? The Fudge in that fic clearly didn't assign that law!

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(no subject) - [info]memii, 2006-03-01 05:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]squib, 2006-03-01 06:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2006-03-01 08:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tao_tao, 2006-03-01 08:58 pm UTC

[info]karmyn75
2006-03-01 03:18 pm UTC (link)
Damnit, I go to bed and then wank happens. I always miss the good stuff.

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[info]wrongly_amused
2006-03-01 04:16 pm UTC (link)
Awww, you mean underage comfort sex is bad? :-(

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[info]mouseybrown
2006-03-01 05:15 pm UTC (link)
Is there anyone out there working on an "I'm not illiterate - I'm just from Tennessee" icon? Please? Anyone? Bonus points if you can get the Dukes of Hazard in there, too.

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[info]alexia75
2006-03-01 07:14 pm UTC (link)
I got to the bit where the "friend" spilt all her shit and I just thought, "Man, if that was me..."

If it's true (or even half of it's true) wtf would you post it up on a forum?

If it isn't true, why would you want to make your "friend" sound like a complete nutcase psycho?

The mind boggles...

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(no subject) - [info]kittenmommy, 2006-03-01 10:20 pm UTC

[info]azazello
2006-03-01 08:55 pm UTC (link)
It's all rather sad. Certainly not the first crappy SS/HG fic ever posted by a mentalist, nor will it be the last. I look stuff like that over, and think it's a bit of an easy sitter for GAFF - too damned easy. Jeez, there's far worse SS/HG out there if they really want to kick something that deserves it...

Sure, the writer is rubbish, but if half of what has been posted is true, her life is rather sad and dismal. I'm of the view that when someone like that comes and defends their stuff, the best thing GAFF should do if they want to display that they are better, is just let them rant and ignore.

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[info]cjk
2006-03-01 09:54 pm UTC (link)
Good heavens, didn't we have a wanksplosion about this thing over at WIKTT? Can't remember. Certainly a similar fic was sporked to death and beyond.

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[info]seiberwing
2006-03-02 12:45 am UTC (link)
At first I thought how kind it was that she'd apologized...then I saw that even that was fake and was sad.

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