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	mouseykins 2006-03-05 08:38 am UTC (link)
	Everytime I see an ONTD wank, I always worry that I'll end up in there. (Reply to this)

	jira 2006-03-05 08:39 am UTC (link)
	I love how they're bitching about her being pregnant when she's not even that noticeably big. rolls eyes (Reply to this)(Thread)

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poconell, 2006-03-05 07:50 pm UTC

Where to start?

life_on_mars
2006-03-05 08:49 am UTC (link)

Pregnancy is beautiful? No, it isn't. It's uncomfortable and hard work and anybody expecting it to be a blissful experience is likely to be disappointed.

Paltrow is ugly? Nope, can't go there either. She does nothing for me personally, but nor am I offended by the pictures. Besides, I have a belly as big as that and I'm not pregnant. And I would certainly expect people to be offended by it if I put it on display in a bikini.

Do I know how to spell 'pool'? Yes, I do, and 'pull', and I know the difference. Lack of sleep is no excuse for getting that one wrong.

You know, I think instead I'm just going to take issue with all the people who think babies are grown in women's stomachs; they seem to have the same grasp of basic anatomy as most MPREG writers. The stomach is the organ of digestion; the baby grows in the uterus (womb) or if you're really unlucky in the Fallopian tube. The uterus and the stomach are both housed in the abdominal cavity, and that's all they have in common. It's not Paltrow's stomach that's taking up all the space, guys. (Mine, now, is a different matter.)

Mind you, since in most MPREG stories birth seems to occur through the anus, maybe the babies *do* grow in the guys' stomachs. This leads to the intriguing question of how these pregnant men process food and what they do about the evacuation of waste.

What the hell, it's too early in the morning to apply logic to batshit. I'm just intrigued by the extreme ignorance of some of the participants.

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zaliesiren
2006-03-05 08:51 am UTC (link)

Ala

thediva: I had a really rough pregnancy with both of mine. In the end, you really do forget about the bad stuff.

Ahem.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *breathes* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Tell me another one!

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	katienichol 2006-03-05 08:56 am UTC (link)
	I would be so happy to never see the word "crotchmaggot" again. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	aerobot 2006-03-05 09:06 am UTC (link)
	If they're allowed to demand that all pregnant women cover their bellies, am I allowed to demand that all 'ugly' people cover their faces? I mean, fair's fair, right? What are they thinking, FLAUNTING their faces around and not caring that it might disgust people? The nerve. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	truly 2006-03-05 09:07 am UTC (link)
	Yet more proof that mothers find their own babies beautiful no matter what the little moppets look like. (Reply to this)

	Icon khym_chanur 2006-03-05 09:16 am UTC (link)
	Princess Tutu, hee! (Reply to this)(Thread)

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mael
2006-03-05 09:23 am UTC (link)

It's when I see a woman nine months pregnant wearing tight clothing in the middle of the street that I'm disturbed, since there's NO real reason for it other than "OH, LOOK AT ME, I'M PREGNANT!"

Oh! Oh! Pick me! I can think of another reason!

Say, maybe she *wants* to wear the damn tight clothing? Could it possibly be that she's not uncomfortable with being pregnant and doesn't fucking care if you flip the fuck out?

Oh, I get it! We should brick the doors of all pregnant womens' houses so they won't show theire ugly ugly ugly shameful horrible belly in public. In fact, I say we unbrick the doors after the kids have turned 18.

And what's this crap about not being able to have a career with babies? Sure, it's *harder*, but don't assume that all moms stay at home nursing and playing pattycake.

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	smut_queen 2006-03-05 09:34 am UTC (link)
	God, is there a recent wank that prime_radiant has not been involved in? (Reply to this)

	sabinelagrande 2006-03-05 09:42 am UTC (link)
	Hey... I think I've been to that pool. ::is avoiding the actual wank:: (Reply to this)

cyndra_falin
2006-03-05 09:43 am UTC (link)

Ok so I was a parasite in my moms uterus? Good to know and heh when I saw the parasitic/host analogy, I immiditately thought of the Goa'uld. *snicker*

I didnt find the picture at all offensive and even though I never want kids of my own and never get pregnant (I hate pain) I dont demand that pregnant women cover themselves just because a few idiots think its "gross" *rolls eyes*

But the part about it being beautiful...*laughs* I said that once and my sister snorted at me and told me when I get pregnant to get back to her and see just how beautiful it really is. Shes got two kids. XD

Really though a lot of people in that thread have poles up thier asses. Damn calm down!

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	nlb_muffin 2006-03-05 09:45 am UTC (link)
	Dude, babies should be the ones throwing heaving tantrums, not causing them. (Well, unless you've been up all night taking care of one and need a little stress relief.) (Reply to this)

	miss_padfoot 2006-03-05 09:48 am UTC (link)
	what is so fucking shameful about a pregnant woman's belly? she's not showing any more skin than she would show if she WASN'T pregnant. I so want to make a comment about how the surface area of her pregnant belly is more than that of her un-pregnant belly, just to be pedantic. But I won't, because I'm not supposed to by FW rules. :( (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	annabelle_lee 2006-03-05 10:21 am UTC (link)
	AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I doubt that any of these people whining about Gwyneth have ever had kids. Hell, I'm not even sure that those whiners aren't still kids. (Reply to this)

	sunhawk 2006-03-05 10:26 am UTC (link)
	holy cripes, between the c_fhardcore, the pregnancy zealots telling people to sterilize themselves and the really shoddy biology debates, my brain she a'splode @_@ (Reply to this)

	cho_malfoy 2006-03-05 11:18 am UTC (link)
	At least this is a change from the various penis size wanks on ONTD. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	lanjelin 2006-03-05 02:16 pm UTC (link)
	It's a woman being pregnant. I fail to find either great ugliness nor beauty in it. It just... is. totally doesn't get it (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	dracothelizard 2006-03-05 03:09 pm UTC (link)
	I just hope she'll actually give this child a more normal name >. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	ashenmote 2006-03-05 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	Oh Ontd, you and your mutant power to make all sides look stupid. But I give a special shoutout to the people who tell Cf'ers that they themselves have started out as [hold your breath and build up tension] babies! After straining something in their brains for that retort they really deserve some limelight. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	belafarinrod 2006-03-05 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	But those are obviously paparazzi photos - it's not like she's "flaunting" her belly at the Oscars or anything, she's at a bloody pool. Who gives a damn (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	I'd love it if childfree picked this up so they could piggyback on the wank. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	elemcee 2006-03-05 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	Is there anything they won't wank about? Why does it seem like everyone in that community is sitting on a spikey pinecone? She's a pregnant woman, you can see her belly. That's it. When she's walking down the red carpet, she'll probably be wearing some tasteful empire-line affair, rather than a bikini. (Reply to this)

	wanktastic 2006-03-05 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	Am I the only one whose first thought on seeing those pictures was "I hope she's wearing some good sunscreen"? The woman is almost translucent. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	oxydosic 2006-03-05 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	boggle Ok, the pregnant Gwyneth thing aside, the amount of venom and catty comments regarding her in general is just staggering. Where the hell does that much hate come from? They jealous she used to bang Brad Pitt or something? I mean dude. How could you have so much hate for someone you don't even know? (Reply to this)(Thread)