A small Gorillaz wank.
Over on the journal gorillaz_news there is a post plainly stating- "Go to Gorillaz.com and ALL of Noodle's stuff is gone from her room along with all the boxes. Noodle is gone!"

Most people are sad, some are freaking out like it's the end of the world, and a few of them are wanking.

pixiegorillaz gets in a fight with a Mouse, to which the Mouse asks "You call yourself a gorillaz fan?".

There was also a small battle of the Mice, where one thankfully pointed out that they were arguing over cartoons. The Mice pick up wank again when arguing about submitting things... which leads to the classic comebacks such as "You're such a n00b! You're ALL NOOBS!!!".

candy2021 tells everyone to basically stfu, but is mocked for it.

Other than that, it's just a bunch of people going crazy because a cartoon member of a cartoon band went MIA. I mean, I like Gorillaz and all, but these people have taken it to another level.