My HP brings all the wank to the comm, damn right, it's worse than yours.
We all owe the joy of this wank to one very dedicated little mouse over on wank_report, so let's give them some thanks for that.

It all starts with gits_r_us' application over on sorting_elite, a comm we've all since become well familiarized with. For the most part, she is doing quite well in the running, mostly picking up Gryffindor votes. But, of course, nothing good lasts forever.

The wank begins when gits_r_us invites a friend, gryffin_claw, into the mess. The Clawed one posts her application, and due to its length, she gets squibbed. Fairly unwanky at first glance. But gits_r_us gets sensitive. She starts asking reasons for her squib votes. Which is all find and dandy until...

sir_kate enters the mix by providing an overwrought look at why the girl is being squibbed. For. Four. Freakin. Posts.

gits_r_us flips her shit.

Some members support Kate. Others, however, call her out about her treament of gits_r_us, particularly lafeemechante in this thread.

Meanwhile, gits_r_us runs off to wank in her own journal. As a bonus, lafeemechante pulls an OMG I AM SO LEAVING *EMO TEAR.*

Other highlights include:

lafeemechante declaring sir_kate an insult to Ravenclaws everywhere by her support of a boy band RPS in this post.

Remember, the word "cunt" is a tool of the patriarchy!


Edit: Extra fun, new wank-anticipated application! Watch as many members self-congratulate themselevs on group-thinking and superiority!