The Hills Have WANK
The Hills Have WANK
So, last night I went to go see The (terrible) Hills Have Eyes, and ended up walking out about halfway through. Curious about if I was the only one to have this reaction (and, yes, wanting a bit of entertainment), I wandered over to IMDB.

Holy shit.

Jaredk starts the thread saying that the film is "just nasty." However, this post dates back to the end of February, while the movie was just released this weekend, so lemasteraustin says that if jaredk really *has* seen an advanced screening of the movie, then he can tell her/him how brutal the rape scene is. Jaredk says there is no "real rape scene."

And the can of wank is opened.

People argue about whether the scene was merely molestation or rape. Trolls jump in to say the rape scene was awesome. Lemasteraustin argues/wanks with multiple partners about which is worse: rape or murder, and whether rape has any place in horror movies.

Some choice lines:

You know what? If it were a choice between "just rape" (as in JUST forced non-consensual sexual intercourse with NO torture or extra brutality beyond that) and PHYSICAL TORTURE or DEATH, I would 100% of the time choose rape. It's not a decision I come to lightly, nor is it one that I wish to ever, EVER have to make, but in the end, it is a simple choice.

I'm a guy and I've never been raped. If I could chose between getting raped and dying (painlessly) I would have to choose rape, even if it was by one of the demons from 'Legend of the Overfiend'. I find the thought of nothingness after death sh!t scary. I understand that the mental anguish would be long lasting and most probably forever with rape but at the same time so can other bad experiences, either physical or mental.

hokay anyone ever noticed that Hillbillies are annoyingly creepy and extremely dangerous? (Texas) i think the government should have them marked as extremely dangerous and kept in their own high security places, becuase they freaking scare me more than anything else.

ok why is NOBODY noticing the fact that they're HILLBILLIES!?

i've noticed that a lot of the movies in which the people get killed in the middle of nowhere is because they're HILLBILLIES

hillbillies = end of world. they're massing for an attack. they're like sheep, they're going to take over.

yeah i know it was sick man just sick there is no rape scean that weired guys tries but the other monster get's him off her and then the other chick come's in and get's her tit suck lol

Your run of the mill IMDB wank. Enjoy.

Edit: (Because IMDB likes to mess with people) The title of the thread is "BRUTAL" started by jaredk.