Your HP Theory Is Rediculous. O RLY?
A mouse on wank_report wanted this reported. unemployedlemon posts a theory on harry_potter that Lily's and Harry's eyes are green from surviving the Avada Kedavra posts. Lots of people go, "Interesting!" until midnight_d replies:

"I'm sorry, but that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Sometimes I feel like people are just thinking of the most rediculous things possible in order to think of "new" theory."

And off it goes. My other favourite lines include:

jilicious: "ROFL Thank you. I read this and then the "Interesting!" or "Creative!" and all I could think was "Is everyone drunk? Is this a theory where I need to be drunk in order to appreciate it?"

and

midnight_d: "I mean, come on!! It's like saying that Harry doesn't have black hair because of genetics, it's because Voldemort's EVIL got inside his head and the black of Harry's hair is the EVIL growing out of his scalp."