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Wham bam, we're in a jam! ([info]sarajayechan) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-03-14 16:18:00


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Current mood:Snoopy-Dancing

Fanficrants + incest = *boom*
It's official. We have wank.

Some gems:

Sorry, what was that? I was just going to check out some Malfoycest and then go eat out my mother, since I lack the capacity to separate fantasy from reality.
-[info]naomi_noelle


By the way, all humans are distantly related (pick out two random people from anywhere in the world, and they'll be something like 43rd cousins upteen times removed). Squicky, isn't it? And step-siblings? No more blood relation than average. Picky, aren't you? Besides, incest happens, especially in isolated places. Sooner or later, everyone's either a close cousin, an ancestor, a descendant, or various combinations of the three (now, parent-child relationships, those squick me to no end).
-[info]m_a_foxfire

Why can't we all just get along?

(Incest likes you. Naked.)

-[info]konitsu




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[info]blackhat
2006-03-14 11:23 pm UTC (link)
I love how there were *six* posts saying "Whoo, here comes wank!" -- with replies -- before *any* wank appeared.

And does Fanficrants talk about anything *but* incest nowadays?

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[info]ladyofviolets
2006-03-14 11:26 pm UTC (link)
... AGAIN?!

* head desk*

I've given up preaching against incest. Not only because I have some incest pairings that I like, even when they lean more towards canon (MikixKozue, SaraxSetsuna, RavenxPriscilla, HatsuharuxRin, the main couple of Koi Kaze), but becausew of something VERY simple.

Your taboo could potentially be my kink, people.

So, unless it's fluffy incest that doesn't meet the screw ups that an incestuous relationship *will* bring to the ones in it, I say "What the Hell ever" and go bacvk to my corner. Easy solution. :/

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[info]marumae
2006-03-14 11:29 pm UTC (link)
By the way, all humans are distantly related (pick out two random people from anywhere in the world, and they'll be something like 43rd cousins upteen times removed). Squicky, isn't it?

Wow...if that's true then can I have Jason Issacs attend *my* next family reunion? Incest is best after all.

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(no subject) - [info]lycoris, 2006-03-16 04:51 am UTC
Fanficrants + anything = *boom*
[info]squeakytoy
2006-03-14 11:29 pm UTC (link)
If we could turn the essence of fanficrants into some form of fuel, the world would never ever suffer an energy crisis.

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Re: Fanficrants + anything = *boom* - (Anonymous), 2006-03-15 12:06 am UTC
Re: Fanficrants + anything = *boom* - [info]squeakytoy, 2006-03-15 12:55 am UTC
Re: Fanficrants + anything = *boom* - [info]emiweebee, 2006-03-15 12:48 am UTC
Re: Fanficrants + anything = *boom* - [info]mcity, 2006-03-15 04:36 pm UTC

[info]naienko
2006-03-14 11:29 pm UTC (link)
Hasn't seris done the incest wank before?

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(Anonymous)
2006-03-14 11:29 pm UTC (link)
Aww...that OP wasn't nice. She teased us by mentioning Magnus x Schala fics but didn't tell us where to find them. :(

[rekallthegreat@LJ]

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[info]saralina25
2006-03-14 11:30 pm UTC (link)
This thread made me snort coffee. HOT coffee.

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[info]heddychaa
2006-03-14 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Oh Seris. You must have amnesia because every time you log onto the internet you do the exact same thing and then you act so damned surprised when the whole internet tells you to fuck off.

Didn't he once take on the entirity of fandom_wank in the comments of a wank report on him? I think he did, was banned, and then came back again as a nasty little anonymous for more. Poor mods.

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[info]ashenmote
2006-03-14 11:32 pm UTC (link)
It has always been my personal belief that Seris is a particularly unfunny troll.

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(Anonymous)
2006-03-14 11:33 pm UTC (link)
By the way, all humans are distantly related

If you want to take that logic even farther, all humans are distantly related to pond scum. Some closer than others.

-iwanttobeasleep@LJ

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(Anonymous)
2006-03-14 11:35 pm UTC (link)
I think this is the first time somethign I have commented on has gotten to FW. I feel violated now.

- Arabwel of LJ

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[info]shakeandbake
2006-03-14 11:35 pm UTC (link)
Depends on who you're talking about. I've always wanted to be mentioned as one of the sane ones in a wank report, I must admit. XP -[info]amandaw

Man, that [info]amandaw chick sure is one psycho crazy ball of nutness.

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(Anonymous)
2006-03-14 11:40 pm UTC (link)
Honestly, the wank prediction comments take the fun out of watching something end up on fandom wank. Sure I thought, "Oh, here comes wank" but why comment that? If you're waiting to see the post on fandom wank, contribute people! Be productive members of Wankville.

agent_alpo

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(Anonymous)
2006-03-14 11:47 pm UTC (link)
Hey, it's true. We are all related to one another. Heck, one's sibling may be further from them genetically than some other random person of the same ethnic background.

And since the source of incest squickage is "OMG, what if the babies turn out retarded?", why is there anything squicky about slash/alt incest anyway? It's not like two sisters are going to pollute the gene pool by going down on each other, you know . . .

Not to mention that we're generally dealing with, you know, fictional characters here. Unless it's Shirley Jones/David Cassidy (am I showing my age here? That pairing resulted in a LOT of pre-Internet badfic), Olsen Twins, or some other RPF fandom with a much higher incidence of incestfic than average, anyway.

--The Clichemoth

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[info]azazello
2006-03-14 11:50 pm UTC (link)
From the creative genius of Cole Porter (Kiss Me Kate), a plea to fandom (I wonder if Cole was in some fandom?):

Why can't you behave?
Oh, why can't you behave?After all the things you told me
And the promises that you gave,
Oh, why can't you behave?
Why can't you be good?
And do just as you should?
Won't you turn that new leaf over
So your baby can be your slave?
Oh, why can't you behave?

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[info]pyratejenni
2006-03-15 12:08 am UTC (link)
This post makes me wonder if anyone's ever written Vazkor/Karrakaz.

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[info]sabinelagrande
2006-03-15 12:35 am UTC (link)
Somebody needs to get [info]naomi_noelle a free copy of the internets, immediately.

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(Anonymous)
2006-03-15 12:38 am UTC (link)
As usual, I am one of the only people on the Internet who doesn't like incest.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-03-15 03:42 pm UTC
Here, for you. - [info]wickedlester, 2006-03-17 02:23 am UTC

[info]dawnswalker
2006-03-15 12:41 am UTC (link)
I wish the fanficrants trolls would get a new gimmick.

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(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2006-03-15 01:54 am UTC

[info]vyazka
2006-03-15 12:42 am UTC (link)
I was about to say, "This was posted already, like two days ago" when I realized that no, wait, FFR really is that redundant.

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(Anonymous)
2006-03-15 12:43 am UTC (link)
A question I have is would it still be considered incest if the two people in question were both part of a drunken orgy?

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[info]marlo
2006-03-15 12:45 am UTC (link)
Man, fanficrants wank is old and boring and repetitive and boring. They're way too self-conscious.

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[info]lizzypaul
2006-03-15 12:49 am UTC (link)
Incest? AGAIN?

You know, for all of the comments about how sick those of us who read/write incestuous pairings are, the anti-incest folks seem to be spending far more time thinking and discussing it. Just a thought.

(Yes, Seris, I just accused you of sleeping with your sister.)

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[info]smut_queen
2006-03-15 12:50 am UTC (link)
I knew there was a reason I uploaded incest icons to this account.

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[info]slackerbitch
2006-03-15 01:14 am UTC (link)
Wow, this is great! OK, we had that troll a few days ago telling us that rape was wrong, and now they're saying incest is bad, too?

Thank fuck I logged on to Fandom Wank. I'll go untie Mom. I had no idea.

Thankfully, I can still fuck my dog. ... I can still fuck my dog, right?

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