Wiggles Wank!!
Ganked from a mousie on wank_report. Much of this is a C&P of their post with comments of my own near the end.

This is ... yeah. YEAH.

The LJ comm wigglesfic is a group of people who write fanfic about the children's band The Wiggles. Including -- oh, horrors! -- slash.

Anyway, someone posts a fic. It's very tame for slash, but it's NC-17. The first few replies are positive. Enter sportacusgirl.

I hate it. I didn't like the part where Anthony and Greg were kissing and doing all that other nasty stuff that you had them do. I find it disgusting and offended because I love Greg with all my heart. I said once I am gonna say it again. Gay sex scares the hell out of me so next time don't pair Greg with one of the other Wiggles and make them have sex or kiss it is just gross.

Says the OP: And your comment, by the way, only makes me want to write more and more gay Wiggle!sex, and make them do more. Maybe anal. Wouldn't that be lovely?

sportacusgirl protests! It's disgusting! It's wrong! And the thread explodes from there.

Mind-numbing quotes from sportacusgirl:

"...you are not the boss of me."

"I have to say something in the past I have read some stories about these two guys having sex and it totally grossed me out but I had to read because of who was in it."

"Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

It's small, but it's worth the price of popcorn just to watch sportacusgirl completely flip out. My favorite bit:


Here is a list of my Angels that I would listen to and they are the only ones that I would listen to.
Here are the guys that are my Angels:
01.Magnus Scheving (Lazy Town's Sportacus)
02.Greg Page (The Wiggles)
03.JD Roth (Endurance)
04.John Tartaglia (Johnny and the Sprites)
05.Ty Pennington (Extreme Makeover: Home Edition)
06.Donovan Patton (Blue's Clues)
07.Steven Burns (Blue's Clues)
08.Jeff Corwin (The Jeff Corwin Experience, Jeff Corwin Unleashed and Corwin's Quest)
09.Barry Williams (The Brady Bunch and The Wiggles' Santa's Rockin')
10.Michael Jackson

Here are the girls that are my Angels:
01.Terri Irwin (The Crocodile Huntress)
02.Vivian B. McLaughlin (Out of the Box)
03.Christy Carlson Romano (Even Stevens)
04.Mary Lou Retton (Mary Lou's Flip Flop Shop)
05.Wendy Makkena (Sister Act's Sister Mary Robert)
06.Brenda Blue (Jay Jay the Jet Plane)
07.Marlee Matlin (Blue's Clues)
08.Julianna Rose Mauriello (Lazy Town's Stephanie)
09.Lisa J. Lennox (The Doodlebops' Deedee Doodle)
10.Summer Sanders (Figure It Out and NBA Inside Stuff)


Dear God, my children watch the same TV as this psycho.

EDIT: Erm, it appears from sportacusgirl's picture that she may be mentally disabled. *Goes to hide in cave*