Green is Satan's favorite color!
Or, the Satanic use of COLORS in the Harry Potter novels.

http://www.cuttingedge.org/NEWS/n1485.cfm

Although there's only person involved (i.e., the author of the article), I almost think that this qualifies as that most fundamental, primal version of wanking: the solo wank.

(Article writer's comments in bold.)

When I originally read J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter books, I was amazed at her intimate, arcane [old] knowledge of Satanism in general, and witchcraft in particular, which she exhibited in her books.  Contrary to her oft-repeated denials of active participation in Witchcraft, her books weave a remarkably accurate portrait of witchcraft in action.

The one issue on which I was puzzled was her use of vivid colors.  She uses such unique colors, and they gave such a unique flavor to her novels, I felt in my inner heart that she was using them with a specific purpose, or drawing them from a specific source.  Originally, I believed it possible that she might be using colors which were Mind Control triggers, so I asked Cisco Wheeler to review them in this light.  Cisco is a former practitioner in Black Magick Witchcraft, and has co-authored several books on Illuminati Mind Control.  Cisco reported back that these colors were not Mind Control triggers.

Um, maybe they're just... colors? What does this person expect, that everyone in the Harry Potter novels will be wearing shades of grey, or just black and white?

Seriously, people, I can't make this stuff up.

Green -- is Satan's favorite color, typified by copper, Satan's favorite metal because it is bright and shiny on the surface, while soft and corruptible inside. When subjected to the outside elements, it turns green; therefore, copper has been the favorite metal of occultists the world over, because it is the favorite color of their god, Lucifer.

And guess what? There's not a single verse in the Bible that in any way, shape, or form can be construed to support the above statement! I have no idea where they got that from! Did Satan tell them?

The author makes much of the fact that Harry has green eyes, that certain spells produce green/greenish light/smoke, that the icing on Harry's birthday cake is green (yes, even that), so on and so forth.

Gray -- Signifies cancellation and stalemate -- eyes of evil Voldemort.

*BZZT!* Wrong answer; the correct answer is red! BLOOD-RED! But thanks for playing!

The moral of this story is, if you don't like HP, that's cool. Heck, I'm not even that much of a fan of it anymore. But don't go inventing ridiculous reasons as to why it's supposedly Satanic... or why J.K. Rowling is REALLY A WITCH!!11! even when she has repeatedly stated in interview after interview that she doesn't believe in 'real' magic, i.e., neo-paganism and Wicca.

The most hilarious (or perhaps just sad) part of this article to me is that the Christian author seems to have forgotten that God created colors, not Satan. Everything in the novels therefore can be construed (or forced to, anyway) as a Satanic symbol... right down to the colors of the characters' eyes and clothes. When maybe, just maybe, a color is a color is a color is a color. . . .

Okay? So just stop it.

(Oh, and if someone can make icons from some of these quotes, I will love you for it.)