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C ([info]pepperpot) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-07-06 19:10:00


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Current mood:*sporfle!*

More country wank!
Hello! First-time poster, long time wank-watcher.

The following beautiful wank comes from the LJ community [info]debate.

[info]las_on_ya makes this post about an article he read in the Toronto Sun claiming that the smog covering the city comes from the US. He makes some other general "The US sux0rz!!!11" remarks.

In come the indignant Americans!

"Fuck off, pansy!" retorts one.

"To hate a whole country is recokulous!" says another.

[info]americasucksass is mentioned!

Some try to present other points of view!

Some are just damn funny.

But the real fun occurs when [info]guntomyhead enters the scene with a fairly intelligent point and seems to be genuinely looking for debate (despite the CANADA SUX tagged onto the end). [info]mrflagg and [info]skaloop are the main players in this game. Actual debate on the topic continues roughly until about here, where [info]skaloop decides to get personal.

It's all downhill from there, and quite amusing.



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[info]sairalinde
2003-07-07 03:01 am UTC (link)
Bwah! The music thread(the only one I could follow without getting bored) seems so much like:
"My father is stronger than yours."
"No! My father is stronger and better than yours!"

They could argue forever on this because they will never agree.

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[info]kerikeri
2003-07-07 03:03 am UTC (link)
God, both of those people (guntomyhead and skaloop, that is) are worthless idiots.

"You're too young!" "No, you're too old!" "Well, you have no life!" "Well, your girlfriend's ugly!" "No, you're ugly!" Sounds like misplaced sexual tension to ME...

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[info]kookaburra
2003-07-07 07:08 am UTC (link)
At least guntomyhead has the excuse of being young. (But unfortunately, she types to coherently for that excuse to carry much water). I just hope I never meet either of them in RL. I don't think I could afford to lose any more braincells.

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[info]kerikeri
2003-07-07 07:14 am UTC (link)
At least guntomyhead has the excuse of being young.

Well, I'm about her age, and I'm pretty sure I don't spend my time having pointless pissing contests with older men about who's getting laid more and who has a better life, so it's not an excuse in my eyes. (Also why skaloop's condescending little "how was the prom?" comment didn't exactly endear me to him, though after reading further I realized that the little git deserved it. He's still an asshole, though.)

I just hope I never meet either of them in RL. I don't think I could afford to lose any more braincells.

Heh. I think I lost a bunch just reading that pathetic excuse for a flamewar. My brain just about exploded trying to figure out which side was less repugnant. I still haven't decided. (Then again, the best wanks come from both sides, right?)

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[info]kookaburra
2003-07-07 07:26 am UTC (link)
Hey, I'm about her age too- I'm thinking of several conversations I have overheard at my (ex)highschool. They were eerily (sp?) similar. Right down to the "man-boobs". I still vote for guntomyhead because (at least of what I read) she uses proper spelling and punctuation, and tried to hold out on the personal insults. Of course she loses much of my vote because she didn't just refuse to be baited.

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[info]kerikeri
2003-07-07 07:35 am UTC (link)
She lost me when she claimed she'd rather be bipolar than bisexual. He lost me when he started implying that "single" and "loser" are synonymous.

I still think they're a match made in heaven.

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[info]jfpbookworm
2003-07-07 03:27 am UTC (link)
I especially liked the "Canadian music sucks" thread, since a disproportionate number of my favorite musicians come from Canada.

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[info]rhi_silverflame
2003-07-07 08:02 am UTC (link)
WHEEEEEEEEEEE Great Big Sea Great Big Sea Great Big Sea!!!!!

*licks your icon happily*

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[info]madmouth
2003-07-09 05:21 am UTC (link)
rufus wainwright is enough to outweigh the combined forces of twain/dion/lavigne. he tips my fence-sitter's scale to the straight side!

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[info]kookaburra
2003-07-07 06:48 am UTC (link)
Wow. There's ONE community I'll stay away from. Though I did find the whole, "sucky nationals poker game" to be quite amusing. Someone should contact Milton Bradley so they can patent it.

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snowball
2003-07-07 10:30 am UTC (link)
There's really nothing like "My country's better than YOUR country" wank. Especially when it's the US and Canada, both of whom are capable of being very cool and very sucky.

People, they're lumps of turf. GET OVER IT.

[/meta]

Meanwhile, I've decided that Saskatchewan/North Dakota is my new OTP. Theirloveissoconflicted!

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[info]sorchar
2003-07-07 11:34 pm UTC (link)
No way. BC/Washington/Oregon 3-way, man!

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[info]beandelphiki
2003-07-07 11:31 am UTC (link)
now WHY would we want to conquer Canada? There's nothing there.

Ahahaha, oh, the irony.


But yeah...debate is ALWAYS like that. That's not why most people join, but it IS probably why most people stay.

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[info]chaobell
2003-07-07 09:16 pm UTC (link)
Recokulous!

I have a new favorite word!

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[info]madmouth
2003-07-09 05:19 am UTC (link)
I'm amazed this is the first [info]debate wank that's come up. the place is crawling with bored intellectuals ready for a petty fight.

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[info]kimera
2003-07-10 12:47 am UTC (link)
Dude, all these reasons why one country is better than the other, and they missed the most important pro-Canada one of all.

We use sugar in our carbonated drinks, not corn syrup! HAH!

*strikes a SUPERIOR pose*

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(Anonymous)
2003-09-04 09:51 pm UTC (link)
ahhhhh

good times


las_on_ya

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