Knorgwank
I was going to post this in clairvoyantwank, but the second page changed my mind.

One of Knorg's pornfics is posted in New Releases by an anonymous poster: Knorg is the GAFFer who goatse’d the entire board and who ceaselessly attacks anyone who gets the better of him (keeping him busy). This is going to be posted anonymously for that reason.

All is going well while Cleric and Sennet and a couple of other people have a conversation about the mechanics of the whole thing.

Then Knorg appears!

Yay! Knorg falls into it! I know this is designed to rile, so just two points

1) It is not misogynistic. If anything, It's closer to being whatever the opposite of that is.

2) RavenCommander - What the fuck? You didn't read it, but you're sure it's godawful and you're scared by the people who did read it and liked it? I realise the Site Guru asks folks to be nice and all, but fuck you, you fucking pussy! Without reading something you can't form any reasonable opinion on quality and I shit from a great height on any suggestion otherwise.

DON'T CLICK THIS! [Ed. note: In the original post, that is a link that apparently downloads a malicious program onto your computer.]

Everything stays pretty calm, until an anon says:

Thanks for the trojan asshole. Hopefully you get banned.

My stupid little bother thought it was a joke and clicked it.

Instant wank!

Discussion of "Your little brother shouldn't be looking at this site, it's adult-only" and accusations of hermaphrodicy ensue! Read all about it!