Current mood:	Dramatic
Current music:	Re-Charge - Goodnite Kiss

"Wah, wah, they didn't give me as much free publicity as I wanted!"
Over on the Comicon message board, some guy named Keith Klein is apparently horribly offended that an article about his (independent) comic got bumped off the main page of The Pulse, a comic news site somehow affiliated with Comicon.

He starts off somewhat coherent, albeit whiny and overly dramatic ("The comic industry is going to fall...it would be dead right now if it weren't standing on legs made of debt!"), but after a few people, including a guy named Nat, start taking apart his posts and pointing out not only the flaws in his logic, but also that he's coming across as a real jerk, he quickly deteriorates into childish retorts ("I'm glad I'm not your parents..."), name-calling ("Gnat, move out of your parents basement. Start your life. Please."), and the inevitable Nazi comparisons ("You're a pro among Gnats! Listening to the spin and parroting what you read from the other Goosesteppers here. Congrats!"). Eventually, he devolves completely into a five-year-old:

He, he, he!!!

GNAT...GNAT...GNAT!

Bzzzzzzzzzzzz! Bzzzzzzzzzzzz! Bzzzzzzzzzzzz!

GNAT!

Finally, he leaves: "Bye all...it's been fun stirring up your little world for a few days!"

He's really the only wanky one in the entire thread--everyone else responds to him with logic, even if they do get a bit snarky after a while.

As a disclaimer, I've never heard of this guy before; a friend of mine linked me to the post to share the amazing whininess with me.