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Nevada Fighter ([info]nevadafighter) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-03-19 22:57:00


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Entry tags:fandom: smallville, sexbox

Cock rings and lube . . . the gifts that keep on giving.
This one . . . I've no idea, honestly, but it's nice to see Smallville working so hard to get back up there in the wank tournament. I thought HP was going to shut everyone else out at this rate . . .

Anyway, from what I gather, Michael Rosenbaum appeared at some charity event or hockey game or summat and some "fans" (term used loosely) presented him with a gift.

The gift contained money for the charity, a jersey, a shirt, and . . . "a superman tin that we've [rightfully] dubbed the 'smut box' (because it contained a pocket pussy, wet lube, a whip, Panty Dropper Massage Oil, Everyone Loves a Happy Penis -- Penis Massage Creme, Tit Tarts, Aphrodisiac Chocolates, Kama Sutra Cards, and a purple cockring)."

*allows several seconds for that to sink in*

Which leads to the wank, namely that those who are rightly shocked and disgusted by such a tasteless and trashy "gift" (can you tell which side I'm on?) are seen as prudes by those who'd just like to sweep it under the rug or those who think it was just innocent merriment.

Over on LJ, SV grande dames [info]emrinalexander and [info]trislindsay weigh in on the subject, respectively.

A sockpuppet by the name of rosenwanker shows up in both threads, along with various anons, and good times are had by all.

Small at this juncture, but will probably grow. I also gather from comments that there's wank over on TWOP, but I'm not entirely sure what or where that is, so I leave it to other wankas to search it out . . .

Edit: Thanks to [info]serafina20, here's the link to the TWOP stuff (at the end of the page), and more wank can be found in perclexed's journal here.




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[info]serafina20
2006-03-20 06:18 am UTC (link)
here's the link to the stuff over at TWOP. The box's first metnion (I think) is the second to last comment. The rest follow.

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(no subject) - [info]average_girl, 2006-03-25 02:14 am UTC

[info]emrinalexander
2006-03-20 06:26 am UTC (link)
I ... I don't know what to say...I've been dubbed a "grande dame" AND made Fandom Wank at last, both in the same post!

I just want to thank the Academy, for this honor, my agent, Seymour for insisting I read the material over at TWoP, and Trislindsay for making me waffles this morning for breakfast.

...does this mean I get Minions? I've always wanted minions.

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(no subject) - [info]serafina20, 2006-03-20 06:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emrinalexander, 2006-03-20 06:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]serafina20, 2006-03-20 07:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emrinalexander, 2006-03-20 08:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]telesilla, 2006-03-20 06:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emrinalexander, 2006-03-20 06:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]telesilla, 2006-03-20 07:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emrinalexander, 2006-03-20 08:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2006-03-20 06:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]emrinalexander, 2006-03-21 04:35 am UTC

[info]hallidae
2006-03-20 06:27 am UTC (link)
::blink:: . . . ::blinkblink::

Why the hell would you give that to someone you don't know, and do it in all seriousness? I mean, if you're at a party exchanging gag gifts, that's one thing, but... Oy.

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(no subject) - [info]visp, 2006-03-20 11:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shutthef_up, 2006-03-21 05:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wickedlester, 2006-03-22 01:20 am UTC

[info]cleolinda
2006-03-20 06:28 am UTC (link)
"Those who gave him the gift feel a bit of a connection with him based on the persona that he's selling...yes, he is selling the sexualized MR self. If he doesn't want people buying it, he's not going to put it up for display."

Yup, just like a man who goes up to a woman in a skimpy dress and tries to cop a feel is not to blame because she's clearly asking for it.


Okay, I know that breaks *some* kind of jurisimprudence law; I just can't think which one.

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(no subject) - [info]oxydosic, 2006-03-21 02:21 pm UTC

[info]skewed_tartan
2006-03-20 06:30 am UTC (link)
You know as much as I love sex toys, I would not give them to an idol, even one I am attracted too. You do not come up to a complete starnger (even if you *think* you know them because you watch their show) and basically say, "You're just a sex object to me!".

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(no subject) - [info]wankprophet, 2006-03-20 06:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]skewed_tartan, 2006-03-20 08:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]devadevin, 2006-03-20 08:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]favyan, 2006-03-20 11:10 am UTC

[info]theladyfeylene
2006-03-20 06:36 am UTC (link)
I like to think that these things never happen, but having seen batshit crazy fans give sexually explicit gifts to actors at cons with my own two eyes, I just have to hang my head and wonder what the hell goes through their minds.

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(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2006-03-20 06:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theladyfeylene, 2006-03-20 07:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]perclexed, 2006-03-20 07:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2006-03-20 08:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mrbimble, 2006-03-20 03:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2006-03-20 06:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mrbimble, 2006-03-23 06:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]princessdot, 2006-03-20 09:03 pm UTC
Eeeek! - [info]culsu, 2006-03-22 09:20 am UTC
Re: Eeeek! - [info]mrbimble, 2006-03-23 06:18 am UTC
Re: Eeeek! - [info]culsu, 2006-03-23 08:51 pm UTC

[info]wankprophet
2006-03-20 06:38 am UTC (link)
Wow, that's an awful lot of words to say, "Don't give actors pocket pussy unless it's strictly metaphorical."

On the other hand, maybe they're doing the poor actors a favor. Schmoes like you and me, we can spend days hours seconds in a porn store and never get so much as interested glance unless we're in the Pregnant Anal Bestiality Torture Rape section, and even then, the sort of people who would be there won't likely be interested in us. Famous people, on the other hand, have to be circumspect. I can't count the number of times I've seen Woody Allen wearing a trenchcoat with the collar popped while furtively browsing the Gary Glitter/Paul Ruebens collections, or Tom Cruise wearing a fake beard as he checks out mindfuck porn and Area 51 commemorative dildoes. Not a week passes when I don't bump into Paris Hilton trying to defy the laws of physics by watching herself doing a peepshow while pleasuring herself through a gloryhole. So we need to respect the privacy of celebrities by keeping them provided with anonymous sex-toy gift baskets.

...come to think of it, I probably need to get a new hobby.

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(no subject) - [info]drworm, 2006-03-20 06:44 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]wankprophet, 2006-03-20 08:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]suzycat, 2006-03-20 08:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankprophet, 2006-03-20 06:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2006-03-20 08:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankprophet, 2006-03-20 08:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emrinalexander, 2006-03-20 08:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankprophet, 2006-03-20 06:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlebitca, 2006-03-20 08:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankprophet, 2006-03-20 06:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]token_girl, 2006-03-21 12:22 am UTC
Now, now - [info]serai, 2006-03-21 07:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oxydosic, 2006-03-21 02:24 pm UTC

[info]aerobot
2006-03-20 06:39 am UTC (link)
....... EW.

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[info]rekall
2006-03-20 06:43 am UTC (link)
At least he has a good story now if during an interview he gets asked "Now what's the most insane thing a fan has done?"

As much as I love sex toys you shouldn't gift them to celebrities who you only *think* you know.

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(no subject) - [info]pariforma, 2006-03-20 04:36 pm UTC

[info]melandry
2006-03-20 06:44 am UTC (link)
OMG what is wrong with people? I hate to sound old and crazy, but whatever happened to being able to discern the boundary between fantasy and reality???

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[info]ella_w
2006-03-20 07:02 am UTC (link)
ha ha. When I get famous, I just want people to buy me porn. The really good kind though, with really pretty gay boys, or else I won't sign anything for them.

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[info]dru
2006-03-20 07:08 am UTC (link)
heh. There's some pretty freaky posts over at naughty-seduction.net from the smut box chicks, boasting about how cool and brave they were for giving the smut box to MR and how the people who are complaining about the smut box are just jealous because they aren't brave enough to do such a supposedly cool thing. Oh, and apparently liking slash is much more "dirty" than giving a complete stranger porn material. Yeah...whatever.

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(no subject) - [info]perclexed, 2006-03-20 07:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]suzycat, 2006-03-20 07:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]perclexed, 2006-03-20 07:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]suzycat, 2006-03-20 07:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]perclexed, 2006-03-20 08:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fairy_tale_echo, 2006-03-20 07:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]perclexed, 2006-03-20 08:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emrinalexander, 2006-03-20 08:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dkellergrl, 2006-03-21 09:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]emrinalexander, 2006-03-21 11:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dkellergrl, 2006-03-22 12:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emrinalexander, 2006-03-22 02:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mydemand, 2006-03-22 04:13 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]suzycat, 2006-03-20 08:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]delcj, 2006-03-20 09:40 am UTC

[info]sunhawk
2006-03-20 07:11 am UTC (link)
yet another fine example of how fandom seperates your brain into little compartments that shall never confer with each other again @_@

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(no subject) - [info]devadevin, 2006-03-20 08:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sunhawk, 2006-03-20 09:28 am UTC

[info]linzee
2006-03-20 07:14 am UTC (link)
Is it wrong that for as creepy and wholly inappropriate as the whole thing is, I find it almost refreshing that the SV fandom brings crazy like this? Because really, after months of Harmonians and BNF asshattery and fanficrants...everything...you gotta admit, wank involving lube and purple cock rings is a lively change of pace.

Shine on, crazy fuckmooks, shine on.

Linzee

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(no subject) - [info]eilisliana, 2006-03-20 11:31 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]misswindy, 2006-03-20 06:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2006-03-20 06:19 pm UTC

[info]nlb_muffin
2006-03-20 07:14 am UTC (link)
...

Well. That's... uh... Yeah.

Dude, Mr. Fantasy and Mr. Reality are just NOT supposed to meet. I thought this was common sense as hot as perception-slash would be.

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[info]breecita
2006-03-20 07:17 am UTC (link)
Yeaaaaah. Ladies, I think he's got all the play he needs. Perhaps you should have kept the goodies for yourselves...

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[info]suzycat
2006-03-20 07:25 am UTC (link)
*clutches tummy*

Wanked too much. Must stop.

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(no subject) - [info]perclexed, 2006-03-20 07:30 am UTC

[info]sabinelagrande
2006-03-20 07:32 am UTC (link)
Ok, WTF.

I may entertain completely nonsensical and totally hot fantasies about him and Paul Oakenfold, FTW find him to be a very attractive man, but seriously, that's just a little creepy.

However, on the other hand, bitches seriously need to chill the fuck out.

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[info]dawnswalker
2006-03-20 07:42 am UTC (link)
The sad thing is, I don't even think this is the creepiest fan-gift ever given at a convention.

Where the are the severed digits? Where are the used tampons? Where the hell are the freshly-shredded restraining orders?

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[info]funwithrage
2006-03-20 07:43 am UTC (link)
Holy God.


These chicks are why I'm wary about being publicly part of fandom. Bitches crazy fo' real.

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[info]sorchar
2006-03-20 07:55 am UTC (link)
Nobody ever gets *me* Tit Tarts.

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[info]serafina20
2006-03-20 07:59 am UTC (link)
Man, remember when we (as in, SV fandom, of course) used to wank about the appropriatness of giving rink time to MR and his use thereof? And now we've moved onto smut-boxes. What's next? Smut-boxes on ice?

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(no subject) - [info]linzee, 2006-03-20 08:04 am UTC
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tintin
2006-03-20 08:21 am UTC (link)
Why are people so embarrassing?

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(no subject) - [info]devadevin, 2006-03-20 08:32 am UTC

[info]ladybirdsleeps
2006-03-20 08:39 am UTC (link)
Pfff, he'll get used to it. After the fifth or sixth time a stranger gives you a box of sex toys and lube, it just becomes routine.

Trust me, I know.

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(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2006-03-20 10:39 am UTC



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