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Nevada Fighter (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} nevadafighter) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2006-03-19 22:57:00 |
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Cock rings and lube . . . the gifts that keep on giving.
This one . . . I've no idea, honestly, but it's nice to see Smallville working so hard to get back up there in the wank tournament. I thought HP was going to shut everyone else out at this rate . . .
Anyway, from what I gather, Michael Rosenbaum appeared at some charity event or hockey game or summat and some "fans" (term used loosely) presented him with a gift.
The gift contained money for the charity, a jersey, a shirt, and . . . "a superman tin that we've [rightfully] dubbed the 'smut box' (because it contained a pocket pussy, wet lube, a whip, Panty Dropper Massage Oil, Everyone Loves a Happy Penis -- Penis Massage Creme, Tit Tarts, Aphrodisiac Chocolates, Kama Sutra Cards, and a purple cockring)."
*allows several seconds for that to sink in*
Which leads to the wank, namely that those who are rightly shocked and disgusted by such a tasteless and trashy "gift" (can you tell which side I'm on?) are seen as prudes by those who'd just like to sweep it under the rug or those who think it was just innocent merriment.
Over on LJ, SV grande damesemrinalexander and trislindsay weigh in on the subject, respectively.
A sockpuppet by the name of rosenwanker shows up in both threads, along with various anons, and good times are had by all.
Small at this juncture, but will probably grow. I also gather from comments that there's wank over on TWOP, but I'm not entirely sure what or where that is, so I leave it to other wankas to search it out . . .
Edit: Thanks toserafina20, here's the link to the TWOP stuff (at the end of the page), and more wank can be found in perclexed's journal here.
This one . . . I've no idea, honestly, but it's nice to see Smallville working so hard to get back up there in the wank tournament. I thought HP was going to shut everyone else out at this rate . . .
Anyway, from what I gather, Michael Rosenbaum appeared at some charity event or hockey game or summat and some "fans" (term used loosely) presented him with a gift.
The gift contained money for the charity, a jersey, a shirt, and . . . "a superman tin that we've [rightfully] dubbed the 'smut box' (because it contained a pocket pussy, wet lube, a whip, Panty Dropper Massage Oil, Everyone Loves a Happy Penis -- Penis Massage Creme, Tit Tarts, Aphrodisiac Chocolates, Kama Sutra Cards, and a purple cockring)."
*allows several seconds for that to sink in*
Which leads to the wank, namely that those who are rightly shocked and disgusted by such a tasteless and trashy "gift" (can you tell which side I'm on?) are seen as prudes by those who'd just like to sweep it under the rug or those who think it was just innocent merriment.
Over on LJ, SV grande dames
emrinalexander and trislindsay weigh in on the subject, respectively.A sockpuppet by the name of rosenwanker shows up in both threads, along with various anons, and good times are had by all.
Small at this juncture, but will probably grow. I also gather from comments that there's wank over on TWOP, but I'm not entirely sure what or where that is, so I leave it to other wankas to search it out . . .
Edit: Thanks to
serafina20, here's the link to the TWOP stuff (at the end of the page), and more wank can be found in perclexed's journal here.Post a comment in response:
