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The Harmonian Custodian ([info]esclaramonde) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-03-20 15:11:00


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Current mood:On Top of the World
Entry tags:fandom: discworld, person: terry pratchett

Look! I can put wank in the right place, really I can!
Discworld wank, from [info]wank_report.

overlord_mordax posts in the Discworld community that the witch books make her "more angry than words".

The witch books, in my opinion, are anti-story. They take everything that is beautiful and enchanting and good about stories and says no, this is a lie. Not only does it insult stories, but it attempts to grind them up, and kill them.

My boyfriend calls me a Magrat, a wet hen (he’s read Pratchett too, obviously, and oddly the witch books are his favorite) maybe I am. I cried when she had to cut up the dress in Witches Abroad. Agnes’ story in Maskerade makes me angry. How dare it be Christine, how dare Agnes not get what was hers by right of narritive? I could barely read Carpe Jugulum for the mockery it made of the vampire mythos. And I just finished reading Wee Free Men.

There’s only one word I can use to describe the Witch books and their philosophy: bleak.

I was raised by stories, I love stories, and I believe in their power. So, when I read Pratchett, through Granny Weatherwax and now through Tiffany abusing stories in the way they do, flaying them and stripping them of all their value. It hurts me, it cuts me deeply, it wounds my very soul.

Because stories do have value; power, to inspire, ignite passion, give hope, to give color and form to a bleak and meaningless world. I see that power, and I use it, and it bears me up, every day of my life.

And it’s a power Granny Weatherwax will never have.


gumbuoy disagrees.
the point is, all these fairytales which hold you up? theyre not real. The good guys dont always win, the nice guy doesnt always get the girl, and so on. To believe that this is the case is naive.

Thats one of the things I love about terry's writing, it tears apart the things we accept as understood, and asks WHY? WHY do we believe these things?

Theres a difference between these stories and reality, and knowing that difference is a power, and thats the power Weatherwax has.

Also, by right of narritive? - if a story was to just follow standard narrative conventions, I wouldnt bother reading it. Been there done that.

And also, you say that these books have a negative outlook, but you're the one who calls it a bleak and meaningless world , maybe you should look to something else to bring you to joy rather than cliched narratives and fairy tales?


Mordax says that she likes stories that follow standard narrative conventions but have new window dressing, and the two argue for a bit.

conuly jumps in to say that that's naive.

scienceprincess uncovers the real point of the way Pterry takes apart fairy tales and stories, but, sadly, logic is too much for Mordax and she does not reply.

More logic that flies over Mordax's head. See also the other two pages of comments.


ETA: Mordax makes a new post about why she gets the point without actually getting the point in truth.




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[info]phosfate
2006-03-20 10:28 pm UTC (link)
I could barely read Carpe Jugulum for the mockery it made of the vampire mythos.

Whoah. Vampire fundie.

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[info]drworm
2006-03-20 10:33 pm UTC (link)
Yay! My thread is "more logic!"

Yeah! More logic! Wooooooooooo!

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[info]crysiana
2006-03-20 10:37 pm UTC (link)
So what Discworld books does she like? I mean, I can't imagine that she'd like Hogfather, and most of the other DEATH books would give one the same problem. It's the City Watch books, isn't it? But those have Carrot, who is !secretly the King of Ankh-Mopork, and so they're cheating the real king out of his rightful place in every book. Eh.

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[info]sabinelagrande
2006-03-20 10:38 pm UTC (link)
Will not wank.
Will not wank.
Will not wank.

MAY ESME LOOK AT HER FUNNY. TWICE.

-The future Nanny Ogg

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[info]wrongly_amused
2006-03-20 10:39 pm UTC (link)
Obviously, I'll be needing to read me some Pratchett. I'm missing out on alot of wank, apparently.

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[info]chaimonkey
2006-03-20 10:46 pm UTC (link)
Please tell me the OP was being facetious... Please?

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2006-03-20 10:47 pm UTC (link)
Why is she reading Pratchett if she doesn't like mocking, again?

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[info]rotten_fish
2006-03-20 10:50 pm UTC (link)
I bet Shrek made this girl cry in the theater.

My boyfriend calls me a Magrat, a wet hen

You might not be a wet hen, but you've definitely failed Reading Comprehension 101.

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[info]beccastareyes
2006-03-20 10:53 pm UTC (link)
I could barely read Carpe Jugulum for the mockery it made of the vampire mythos.

That's why I liked Carpe Jugulum. It was a thoughtful vampire book, plus it laid the grounds for characters like Lady Margolotta, Otto, Maladict, and Sally -- vampires who were still vampires, but who avoided blood.

Heck, that's why I like Pterry -- he can twist cliche on its ear while still creating interesting characters. A lot of his characters are fantasy tropes ('Look at the person defying social norms!') but they still come off as being a part of their society -- Cheri still acts like a dwarf, even if she thinks it's okay to wear a skirt and makeup and admit that, under the armor and leather, she's a female. Lady Margolotta could probably keep pace well with your vampire group of choice, even if everything she drinks comes from a plant.

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[info]justicepeckham
2006-03-20 10:54 pm UTC (link)
Whoa. This girl is strange. She has this banner on her userinfo that says "killing soulbonds is murder" - evidently, ignoring characters you make up is tantamount to killing.

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[info]smo
2006-03-20 11:00 pm UTC (link)
It hurts me, it cuts me deeply, it wounds my very soul.

*emo tear*

Also, since when did Conuly start making sense? This disturbs me.

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[info]visp
2006-03-20 11:02 pm UTC (link)
Cried when they cut up a pretty dress in a book? Jaysus fooking christ, woman! Get therapy.

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[info]waterfront
2006-03-20 11:34 pm UTC (link)
Couldn't she just, you know -- put the book down?

I mean, granted, I have my own Issues with starting a book means I have to finish the book, but if you dislike something that much, put it down. That's pretty much how I learned to deal with Christopher Paolini.

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[info]anatsuno
2006-03-20 11:35 pm UTC (link)
*speechless*

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[info]hangingfire
2006-03-20 11:44 pm UTC (link)
I ... have no words.

I'll just be over in the corner picking up the bits from the head-explody.

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soula
2006-03-20 11:51 pm UTC (link)
I could barely read Carpe Jugulum for the mockery it made of the vampire mythos.

She has Anne Rice listed as a user interest.

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[info]ashenmote
2006-03-20 11:58 pm UTC (link)
Discworld books have no happy ends? O_o I always thought Pratchett has a thing for happy endings.

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[info]okalintu
2006-03-20 11:58 pm UTC (link)
It hurts me, it cuts me deeply, it wounds my very soul.

Now where did I put my tiny, imaginary violin..? Oh there it is! On the bookshelf above my Pratchett books!

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[info]carlanime
2006-03-21 12:05 am UTC (link)
That's right, overlord: you get out there and fight for "narritive rights." We Pratchett fans will stay over here in our corner, cheering when Agnes and Magrat find other things to do than wear dresses or go on stage.

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[info]rachel_pi
2006-03-21 12:19 am UTC (link)
This girl has clearly missed the entire point of the entire Discworld series. Personally, I love how Pterry reworks fairy tales to be a bit more "real world" and still have happy endings.

I haven't read all the witch books, actually (just got through Maskerade and Lords and Ladies over the holidays), but I must've missed the bleak part. Something tells me, though, that overlord_mordax would be one of the ones welcoming the elves back because "OMG they're pretty and shiny and elves are always nice in stories!"

I mean, nothing will replace Jingo as my favorite book (after all, Jingo has Carrot of Arabia) but the witch books are coming in a close second. ^^

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[info]jenny_atrox
2006-03-21 12:20 am UTC (link)
Aww, honey. You're crazy. It's okay. The happy people in your head understand you.

Now get the goddamn fuck out of my Discworld fandom and stop infecting it with crazy. Jesus Christ.

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[info]so_long42
2006-03-21 01:06 am UTC (link)
It can, and often does. There is a reason the archetypla myth has been around so long. Its enduring, and it resonates in the hearts and minds of people everywhere. Its why Harry Potter is so popular, even though, if you'll excuse my opinion, Rowling's writing is pretty basic.
What's she going to do if Harry dies, I wonder?

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[info]pyrrah
2006-03-21 01:19 am UTC (link)
Funny... For all my love of fairytales, I can't really recall one that was 100% fluffy and happy.

The Little Mermaid: Sells her voice, exchanges tail for legs that are a pain to walk with, commits suicide, turns into sea foam (or float up with spirits depending on different versions).

The Wild Swans: Princess is tortured by evil stepmommie. Uglified. Loses voice (voluntarily). Tortured by evil mom-in-law. With trialed. Almost burn on the stake.

And so on and on and on.

The only story that I can think of as completely happy/fluffy/fuzzy is anything to do with Winnie the Pooh (not sure if his are considered fairytales, though), and even he gets his head stuck in a trea trunk at one point...

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[info]wolfsamurai
2006-03-21 01:48 am UTC (link)
Dear Morax,

Please stop making people who don't like the Witches books look stupid.

No love,
Me

I can't ~stand~ the Witches books. They bore me to tears, but damn. I just say I don't like them and move on, I don't need some bizarre justificiation for it.

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[info]ruuger
2006-03-21 02:45 am UTC (link)
You have no idea how much willpower it took me not to go and splooge all over that thread when I first saw it as I just spent over a year writing my thesis about the witch books and the relationship between Granny & co and traditional fairytale stereotypes. Anti-story, my ass.

And I need to make myself a Granny icon.

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