BPAL Death Wank
In alchemylab, the LJ general BPAL community, orodemniades posts about what to wear to a funeral. Her other half's nephew of sorts has died, and oro seems genuinely confused and flustered and tries to find a perfume that is not inappropriate - especially important as she seems to be someone with a very strong scent memory. A few members offer condolences and ideas.

filleconcrete, however, seems to think that one couldn't possibly think about anything other than grief when someone close to them dies - after all, her mother died, and she didn't think about perfume at all, so most people probably wouldn't either. However, she doesn't really care about any of this, just thought it necessary to comment on it repeatedly. Also, flowers can't be comforting, since she was apparently raped in a flowerfield. Or something.

ETA: I found more semi-wank featuring filleconcrete. This one isn't about death, really, just about how OMG musk can kill you! BPAL shouldn't use musk! But it's okay because they don't use real musk, but they also don't use a synthetic! What? Exactly! Here!