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Mala Prohibita ([info]mala_prohibita) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-03-27 21:28:00


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Japanese pop wank!
First time doing a wank report—hope I did it all right. Following a link left by two anonymice over at [info]wank_report, I have stumbled upon a gem of a wanking fandom. Apparently, it’s known as Johnny’s Jimusho—JE for short. And let me introduce you to three apparently very prolific members of the fandom: [info]capt_koki, [info]noesunexito, and [info]jankenpwned.

The two links speak for themselves, but I’ll put some excerpts behind the cut.

JE (Anon) Hate Meme
http://jankenpwned.livejournal.com/82065.html (currently at eleven pages)
and
JE Fandom Awards
http://noesunexito.livejournal.com/113117.html (currently at two pages)



i hate it when poeple make it hard for me to steal their files and pictures.

I hate everyone in the entire fucking fandom except my friends. Yeah, I said it. I want them all to go back to Gackt communities and leave me and my porn in peace. I don't want to explain things to people, I don't want to make friends, I don't want to listen to them say retarded things like HEY GUYS WHAT'S A TACKEY or come up with their gay-ass nicknames or pair Nino and Aiba together for anything other than a deathmatch. Isn't Inu-Yasha on Cartoon Network or something? DIE

I hate stupid fangirls who try to outdo each other by knowing the last detail about a certain idol like right down to what color underwear they prefer. The more pointless crap you know like that means you obviously have no life and are a stalker.

okay srsly. people need to calm down about everything. the internet is where you go when you come back from having a social life, ok. IT IS NOT YOUR LIFE. CALM DOWN AND HAVE SOME LULZ PLZ THX.

ps: fucking lol @ people who believe that kusano didn't drink because 'he said so'. WTF WHO CARES IF HE DID?


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And… [info]capt_koki, who decides that you shouldn’t comment anon. (Soon to be followed by others.)

FUCK BEING ANONYMOUS, YOU KNOW I HAVE NO SHAME!! lol

arashi and KAT-TUN's fans hate each other

o rly? gtfo off my f-list then, GOD.

I hate dumb fans who post "rumors" without any evidence...at all.. save for an "online forum". no, fail lol
yes, this means people like you RYUKOI AND NICKEY. :D :D :D :D

and dumb bitches who are JOURNAL RACIST. yes, this means you "evie". I AM ASHAMED TO SHARE A NAME WIT U. DSLKFJOIHGEGHG do not be jealous of how much bigger my dick sucking lips are D: and OMG I AM FRENDZ WIT DA ENIMIES, PUNISH UUU!!! $()TUPW$(*GH

if you hate Ikuta Toma, you hate life and then you die.


STOP SAYING JIN IS AN ASSHOLE. OMG HE JUST THINKS MY PENIS IS JUST TOO HOT OK!?

I am Jun is shady, and I LIKE IT THAT WAY. ALL NIGHT LONG.




KUSANO IS A HIP PIMP, BE PROUD FAGGY H8RZ!


YAH STEAL GRAPHICS, YOU WHORES. GO UP MY BUTT!!


well this has been great...for me to POOP ON :D :D :D :D


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AND TO DISCRIMINATE ONLY GENERATES HATE AND WHEN YOU HATE THEN YOU'RE BOUND TO GET IRATE

i hate the people that hates NEWS, especially those people that made that stupid community of "i hate NEWS", blaming NEWS on thier screwed up lives is retarded, their stupid!

DEAR GOD, YOU CUNTING HEIFERS. I've actually spent the time reading all nine pages of comments only to find that that is more of a whine and spam meme rather than a good and proper hate meme.

Where's the naming of names? The hatred and general disgust you have toward people on your own f-list or someone else's?

I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT DESPITE HOW jankenpwned and noesunexito are "nice girls" in real life, they can be huge ball busters. I applaud them for this, but I KNOW IT RUBS SOME OF YOU IN THE WORST, NON-CLITORAL PLEASING KIND OF WAY. SO WHY NOT SAY SOMETHING?


More drama unfolds! Even more in the following threads. If you can get through it all.




And now: I present to you all the JE Fandom Awards.

Some of the categories?

Most Generous, Bitchiest, Ugliest Graphics, Scariest Stalker Fan, Runs The Best Community, Person Who Thinks They’re BNF But Aren’t, Most Likely To Have Their Brain Explode If Someone Shares ‘Their’ Stuff, Fan Who Trips The Most Balls Over Stupid Crap, Causes Most Drama, JE Fan In Most Desperate Need Of A Real Life, Ugliest JE Fan, and Pwnmaster of the JE Fandom.

Don’t feel like wading through all that? Neither do I—I had a friend pick out her favorite threads.

One.
Two
Three

Enjoy.


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iwanttobeasleep
2006-03-28 07:52 am UTC (link)
Holy shite the anonymous posters on that thing.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2006-03-28 08:01 am UTC (link)
Oh god, this is hilarious. None of those people take the JE fandom seriously; they started the hate meme as a performance show mockery of all the HP hate memes that were going around at the time. It's not so much a wank as it is a /b/tard fest where you either get it or you don't.

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[info]kinneas
2006-03-28 10:31 pm UTC (link)
And I for one frickin love it.

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[info]crazedchipmunk
2006-03-28 08:12 am UTC (link)
DEAR GOD, YOU CUNTING HEIFERS

This is one of my favourite wank lines ever.

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[info]daylightsparks
2006-03-28 08:25 am UTC (link)
I know, it's beautiful, isn't it?

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-03-28 08:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jadedphyre, 2006-03-28 10:28 pm UTC

iwanttobeasleep
2006-03-28 08:44 am UTC (link)
Since when has cunt been a verb?

. . .What does it mean to cunt, anyway?

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[info]somnambulicious
2006-03-28 09:42 am UTC (link)
So iconed. The sublime [info]capt_koki never fails to deliver the memorable lines.

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(no subject) - [info]paintobscura, 2006-03-28 06:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crazedchipmunk, 2006-03-29 06:45 am UTC

[info]shylu
2006-03-29 04:03 am UTC (link)
iawtc

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[info]ladysorka
2006-03-28 08:47 am UTC (link)
...I totally read that as a "JF hate meme" and went "Whee! Hate meme on journalfen! Let's all hate each other!"

And then I was sad.

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[info]delcj
2006-03-28 08:59 am UTC (link)
"JF hate" was what i thought i saw at first too. except i thought it might be whining about some journalfen people.

for such an esoteric fandom, it's got an inordinate amount of hate going on. how does one get "JE" for short from "Johnny's Jimusho" anyway?

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(no subject) - [info]flowerstar, 2006-03-28 09:37 am UTC

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[info]chaimonkey
2006-03-29 11:24 am UTC (link)
Has there ever been one? I forgets.

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[info]nlb_muffin
2006-03-28 08:54 am UTC (link)
leave me and my porn in peace.

Because in the end, isn't that what we all really want?

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[info]cyndra_falin
2006-03-28 09:42 am UTC (link)
Yes. Oh and boobies. Dont forget the boobies.

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(no subject) - [info]moriath, 2006-03-29 02:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2006-03-29 07:42 am UTC

[info]jun_inohara
2006-03-28 10:18 am UTC (link)
My biggest guilty pleasure are the Johnnys groups (V6 in particular...I even went to their handshake event back in December, where I waited 4 hours in line to fly by them and shake all their hands...it's sad, I know >D). I LOVE them, but I am one of those people that while I'm happy to buy posters and calendars and whatnot I hesitate to learn too much about them (outside of what I know of them from their tv shows) because...well honestly because I'm just too lazy, but also because the more you know, for MOST people, the weirder you seem to become, since you really start thinking you "know" them....and the more likely for crap like this to happen. In the way HP fans (I'm one myself) want to shove Harmonians under a rock and sit on them, the same can be said of me for the rabid terrifying Johnnys fangirls. This is EXACTLY why I avoid wholesale anything relating to Johnnys online......

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[info]seiberwing
2006-03-29 01:07 am UTC (link)
Doggy!

Oh, wait, were you saying something?

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(no subject) - [info]flowerstar, 2006-03-29 10:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jun_inohara, 2006-03-29 10:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]flowerstar, 2006-03-29 11:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jun_inohara, 2006-03-29 02:32 pm UTC

[info]mochibuni
2006-03-29 10:09 am UTC (link)
OMG OLD OTAKU!

*loves*

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(no subject) - [info]jun_inohara, 2006-03-29 10:28 am UTC

[info]oneiropolos
2006-03-28 10:59 am UTC (link)
You know what? I'm gonna ignore the wank. I'm just going to stare at how pretty Matsumoto Jun is. He was just adorable in Kindaichi, then downright goodlooking in Kimi Wa Petto, and he even managed to make Doumyouji's clothes look good in Hana Yori Dango. That takes -talent-.

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(no subject) - [info]jun_inohara, 2006-03-28 11:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]delcj, 2006-03-28 12:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jun_inohara, 2006-03-28 01:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]batshitinsane, 2006-03-28 01:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]delcj, 2006-03-28 06:28 pm UTC
look! look! hua ze lei! - [info]ichigatsu, 2006-03-29 11:19 am UTC
OMG YOU HAVE A ZAIZAI ICON! - [info]delcj, 2006-03-29 06:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oneiropolos, 2006-03-28 09:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chartyhoax, 2006-03-28 10:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]azhidahaki, 2006-03-28 06:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oneiropolos, 2006-03-28 09:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]azhidahaki, 2006-03-29 07:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]linadarkstar, 2006-03-29 12:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2006-03-29 06:48 am UTC

[info]pauraque
2006-03-28 02:00 pm UTC (link)
Every time one of these Japanese pop thingies comes up, the only thought that crosses my mind is "what the fuck is this incoherent crap?" Does that mean I'm hopelessly out of touch?

Are these people all 12? Or mentally defective? They're not out roaming the streets, are they?

*afraid*

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[info]palabradot
2006-03-28 05:07 pm UTC (link)
OMG YAY Jimusho wank.

Just from what my friend tells me, this is often a goldmine.

*goes back to downloading the Jimusho New Years Special and goggling at the cute boys*

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[info]jedilora
2006-03-28 09:10 pm UTC (link)
Hey, I know that guy! That's a fourth year Gryffindor in my RP!

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[info]chartyhoax
2006-03-28 11:07 pm UTC (link)
I am far too amused by the name [info]jankenpwned.

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(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2006-03-29 10:20 am UTC

[info]shylu
2006-03-29 04:01 am UTC (link)
Hoshit. Harry Potter is even in this. Such a wank-magnet, that boy.

Firstly , i would like to appologise for unintentionally identifying some of you in the JE fandom as human , an inteligent being . I see now that you are clearly a female dog . A very "bold" and "elegant" one at that . Secondly , i would like to express my "admiration" on how you are able to repeatedly successfully stereotype a person based on single incidents. Thirdly , I am also bewildered with how some spoilt children "solve" their problems by banning those who voice out their opinions. Just because they're not open minded enough to accept the opinion of others.

Oooh... remnants from the TutixNagayan wank?

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[info]chaimonkey
2006-03-29 11:30 am UTC (link)
Is it bad that I'm fangirling the fangirls?

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[info]squeakthemouse
2006-03-29 01:11 pm UTC (link)
Oh man, this is one of the most glorious wanks ever. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

For some reason I find it incredibly fitting that Harry Potter found his way into this wank.

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