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Japanese pop wank!
First time doing a wank report—hope I did it all right. Following a link left by two anonymice over atwank_report, I have stumbled upon a gem of a wanking fandom. Apparently, it’s known as Johnny’s Jimusho—JE for short. And let me introduce you to three apparently very prolific members of the fandom: capt_koki, noesunexito, and jankenpwned.
The two links speak for themselves, but I’ll put some excerpts behind the cut.
JE (Anon) Hate Meme
http://jankenpwned.livejournal.com/8206
and
JE Fandom Awards
http://noesunexito.livejournal.com/1131
i hate it when poeple make it hard for me to steal their files and pictures.
I hate everyone in the entire fucking fandom except my friends. Yeah, I said it. I want them all to go back to Gackt communities and leave me and my porn in peace. I don't want to explain things to people, I don't want to make friends, I don't want to listen to them say retarded things like HEY GUYS WHAT'S A TACKEY or come up with their gay-ass nicknames or pair Nino and Aiba together for anything other than a deathmatch. Isn't Inu-Yasha on Cartoon Network or something? DIE
I hate stupid fangirls who try to outdo each other by knowing the last detail about a certain idol like right down to what color underwear they prefer. The more pointless crap you know like that means you obviously have no life and are a stalker.
okay srsly. people need to calm down about everything. the internet is where you go when you come back from having a social life, ok. IT IS NOT YOUR LIFE. CALM DOWN AND HAVE SOME LULZ PLZ THX.
ps: fucking lol @ people who believe that kusano didn't drink because 'he said so'. WTF WHO CARES IF HE DID?
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And…capt_koki, who decides that you shouldn’t comment anon. (Soon to be followed by others.)
FUCK BEING ANONYMOUS, YOU KNOW I HAVE NO SHAME!! lol
arashi and KAT-TUN's fans hate each other
o rly? gtfo off my f-list then, GOD.
I hate dumb fans who post "rumors" without any evidence...at all.. save for an "online forum". no, fail lol
yes, this means people like you RYUKOI AND NICKEY. :D :D :D :D
and dumb bitches who are JOURNAL RACIST. yes, this means you "evie". I AM ASHAMED TO SHARE A NAME WIT U. DSLKFJOIHGEGHG do not be jealous of how much bigger my dick sucking lips are D: and OMG I AM FRENDZ WIT DA ENIMIES, PUNISH UUU!!! $()TUPW$(*GH
if you hate Ikuta Toma, you hate life and then you die.
STOP SAYING JIN IS AN ASSHOLE. OMG HE JUST THINKS MY PENIS IS JUST TOO HOT OK!?
I am Jun is shady, and I LIKE IT THAT WAY. ALL NIGHT LONG.
KUSANO IS A HIP PIMP, BE PROUD FAGGY H8RZ!
YAH STEAL GRAPHICS, YOU WHORES. GO UP MY BUTT!!
well this has been great...for me to POOP ON :D :D :D :D
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AND TO DISCRIMINATE ONLY GENERATES HATE AND WHEN YOU HATE THEN YOU'RE BOUND TO GET IRATE
i hate the people that hates NEWS, especially those people that made that stupid community of "i hate NEWS", blaming NEWS on thier screwed up lives is retarded, their stupid!
DEAR GOD, YOU CUNTING HEIFERS. I've actually spent the time reading all nine pages of comments only to find that that is more of a whine and spam meme rather than a good and proper hate meme.
Where's the naming of names? The hatred and general disgust you have toward people on your own f-list or someone else's?
I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT DESPITE HOW jankenpwned and noesunexito are "nice girls" in real life, they can be huge ball busters. I applaud them for this, but I KNOW IT RUBS SOME OF YOU IN THE WORST, NON-CLITORAL PLEASING KIND OF WAY. SO WHY NOT SAY SOMETHING?
More drama unfolds! Even more in the following threads. If you can get through it all.
And now: I present to you all the JE Fandom Awards.
Some of the categories?
Most Generous, Bitchiest, Ugliest Graphics, Scariest Stalker Fan, Runs The Best Community, Person Who Thinks They’re BNF But Aren’t, Most Likely To Have Their Brain Explode If Someone Shares ‘Their’ Stuff, Fan Who Trips The Most Balls Over Stupid Crap, Causes Most Drama, JE Fan In Most Desperate Need Of A Real Life, Ugliest JE Fan, and Pwnmaster of the JE Fandom.
Don’t feel like wading through all that? Neither do I—I had a friend pick out her favorite threads.
One.
Two
Three
Enjoy.
First time doing a wank report—hope I did it all right. Following a link left by two anonymice over at
wank_report, I have stumbled upon a gem of a wanking fandom. Apparently, it’s known as Johnny’s Jimusho—JE for short. And let me introduce you to three apparently very prolific members of the fandom: capt_koki, noesunexito, and jankenpwned.The two links speak for themselves, but I’ll put some excerpts behind the cut.
JE (Anon) Hate Meme
http://jankenpwned.livejournal.com/8206
and
JE Fandom Awards
http://noesunexito.livejournal.com/1131
i hate it when poeple make it hard for me to steal their files and pictures.
I hate everyone in the entire fucking fandom except my friends. Yeah, I said it. I want them all to go back to Gackt communities and leave me and my porn in peace. I don't want to explain things to people, I don't want to make friends, I don't want to listen to them say retarded things like HEY GUYS WHAT'S A TACKEY or come up with their gay-ass nicknames or pair Nino and Aiba together for anything other than a deathmatch. Isn't Inu-Yasha on Cartoon Network or something? DIE
I hate stupid fangirls who try to outdo each other by knowing the last detail about a certain idol like right down to what color underwear they prefer. The more pointless crap you know like that means you obviously have no life and are a stalker.
okay srsly. people need to calm down about everything. the internet is where you go when you come back from having a social life, ok. IT IS NOT YOUR LIFE. CALM DOWN AND HAVE SOME LULZ PLZ THX.
ps: fucking lol @ people who believe that kusano didn't drink because 'he said so'. WTF WHO CARES IF HE DID?
---
And…
capt_koki, who decides that you shouldn’t comment anon. (Soon to be followed by others.)FUCK BEING ANONYMOUS, YOU KNOW I HAVE NO SHAME!! lol
arashi and KAT-TUN's fans hate each other
o rly? gtfo off my f-list then, GOD.
I hate dumb fans who post "rumors" without any evidence...at all.. save for an "online forum". no, fail lol
yes, this means people like you RYUKOI AND NICKEY. :D :D :D :D
and dumb bitches who are JOURNAL RACIST. yes, this means you "evie". I AM ASHAMED TO SHARE A NAME WIT U. DSLKFJOIHGEGHG do not be jealous of how much bigger my dick sucking lips are D: and OMG I AM FRENDZ WIT DA ENIMIES, PUNISH UUU!!! $()TUPW$(*GH
if you hate Ikuta Toma, you hate life and then you die.
STOP SAYING JIN IS AN ASSHOLE. OMG HE JUST THINKS MY PENIS IS JUST TOO HOT OK!?
I am Jun is shady, and I LIKE IT THAT WAY. ALL NIGHT LONG.
KUSANO IS A HIP PIMP, BE PROUD FAGGY H8RZ!
YAH STEAL GRAPHICS, YOU WHORES. GO UP MY BUTT!!
well this has been great...for me to POOP ON :D :D :D :D
---
AND TO DISCRIMINATE ONLY GENERATES HATE AND WHEN YOU HATE THEN YOU'RE BOUND TO GET IRATE
i hate the people that hates NEWS, especially those people that made that stupid community of "i hate NEWS", blaming NEWS on thier screwed up lives is retarded, their stupid!
DEAR GOD, YOU CUNTING HEIFERS. I've actually spent the time reading all nine pages of comments only to find that that is more of a whine and spam meme rather than a good and proper hate meme.
Where's the naming of names? The hatred and general disgust you have toward people on your own f-list or someone else's?
I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT DESPITE HOW jankenpwned and noesunexito are "nice girls" in real life, they can be huge ball busters. I applaud them for this, but I KNOW IT RUBS SOME OF YOU IN THE WORST, NON-CLITORAL PLEASING KIND OF WAY. SO WHY NOT SAY SOMETHING?
More drama unfolds! Even more in the following threads. If you can get through it all.
And now: I present to you all the JE Fandom Awards.
Some of the categories?
Most Generous, Bitchiest, Ugliest Graphics, Scariest Stalker Fan, Runs The Best Community, Person Who Thinks They’re BNF But Aren’t, Most Likely To Have Their Brain Explode If Someone Shares ‘Their’ Stuff, Fan Who Trips The Most Balls Over Stupid Crap, Causes Most Drama, JE Fan In Most Desperate Need Of A Real Life, Ugliest JE Fan, and Pwnmaster of the JE Fandom.
Don’t feel like wading through all that? Neither do I—I had a friend pick out her favorite threads.
One.
Two
Three
Enjoy.
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