Mild, fat-free wank
What started out as a fairly innocuous thread on AMM (that last great bastion of the deranged) has now devolved into speculations about Davy Jones' drinking habits and whether or not he was seen "hung over" and definitions of typical alcoholic attributes and examples of why Mr. Jones meets and/or exceeds them. Then Jan, champion of all things Midget, chimes in with "no recovering alcoholic has the right to preach to, nag at, or go to a sleazy tabloid to expose a friend or acquaintence because they still drink and the alcoholic feels he cannot". Then it goes on to revelations about the Manchester Midget's alleged drunk driving.

(This is, for those of you outside the fandom, a very common thing on this particular newsgroup--whilst fans of individual Monkees get along pretty well elsewhere, on AMM the Davybabies do not consort with the proto-hippy-snobby Torkaholics, and the Torkaholics do not associate with the egotistical, height-challenged Davybabies. Nezheads like me sit back, have a cognac, and chuckle at the whole mess.)

37 posts long and still running. I predict triple digits before it peters out (bad pun intended).