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get bent, stupid people ([info]tianxiaode) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-04-02 03:23:00


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Current mood:OMGWTF
Entry tags:creator wank, not sure how to tag

Poppy Z Brite: STILL Not OK.
From a beautiful and talented mouse on [info]wank_report and [info]moonjaguar:

You thought this was all, didn't you? Well, you, my dear, have no idea of the depths of the wank. Oh no.

As far as I can tell, It starts here, in the Joe Rogan forums. They find the Not OK post and rag on it. One clever troll, Dandello, aka [info]lynny posts on [info]prime_liquor, PZB's fan-club comm.

Then it gets... knotty.

PZB's fans troll in [info]lynny's journal (and I'm not sure where the virulent child-free-ness comes from, but it's spooging all over the damn place) and the orignal post, counter-troll, there are missing/stolen flickr accounts, and some other stuff that somehow got wound up together with this. PZB's LJ is full of ... anger & pretension, as is Prime_Liquor and now my head hurts and I need some good booze, good sex, or my mommy. I'm just not sure which.




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(Anonymous)
2006-04-02 09:51 am UTC (link)
. . . ::rubs head:: Okay, it's too fuckin' early (late?) to try and figure out everything I just read. Or maybe I'm not drunk enough.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-02 09:52 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-04-02 09:55 am UTC (link)
Ouch, this is PRIME. And unban me.

-kinneas, missing my luke icon

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(Anonymous)
2006-04-02 09:56 am UTC (link)
and now my head hurts and I need some good booze, good sex, or my mommy. I'm just not sure which.

Er, just so long as it's not all three at the same time.

- nlb_muffin

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-03 03:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]felinephoenix, 2006-04-03 05:12 am UTC

[info]wrongly_amused
2006-04-02 10:13 am UTC (link)
It's 4 a.m. in the morning, and I'm just too tired to wade through this mess of drama-whoring and self-entitlement to figure out what the hell is going on. I think the best route for all involved would be to hack off some arms in a violent, bloody manner and take away all keyboards permanently.

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(no subject) - [info]wrazn, 2006-04-02 10:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2006-04-03 05:18 am UTC

[info]annabelle_lee
2006-04-02 10:13 am UTC (link)
Whoaly shit. It's like a feces throwing three ring circus in there. If that was me, I'd just ban every single motherfucker who came to troll and disabled comments rather than sit there and take that kind of addled batshit.

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OT
(Anonymous)
2006-04-02 10:14 am UTC (link)
I need some good booze, good sex, or my mommy

There are waaaay too many fanfics out there that combine all three.

-ichigatsu (and why am I bannimated? I actually ship H/Hr, and it's been April 2 for 16 hours here already...)

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Re: OT - [info]nights_mistress, 2006-04-02 10:42 am UTC
Re: OT - [info]nights_mistress, 2006-04-02 10:42 am UTC
Re: OT - [info]coffee_mug, 2006-04-02 12:57 pm UTC
Re: OT - [info]pussycat, 2006-04-02 05:40 pm UTC
Re: OT - [info]kittenmommy, 2006-04-02 06:16 pm UTC
Re: OT - [info]kijikun, 2006-04-02 06:23 pm UTC
Re: OT - [info]kinneas, 2006-04-02 06:32 pm UTC
Re: OT - [info]majorburns, 2006-04-02 06:35 pm UTC
Re: OT - [info]theamazingrando, 2006-04-02 06:57 pm UTC
Re: OT - [info]issendai, 2006-04-03 10:15 pm UTC
Re: OT - [info]kittenmommy, 2006-04-03 12:59 am UTC
Re: OT - [info]kayla, 2006-04-03 06:41 pm UTC
Re: OT - [info]dru, 2006-04-05 06:30 am UTC
Re: OT - [info]felinephoenix, 2006-04-03 05:15 am UTC
Re: OT - [info]ruby_tuesday, 2006-04-03 05:24 am UTC

[info]fairy_tale_echo
2006-04-02 10:59 am UTC (link)
How does Poppy Z. Brite stay upright under the weight of her massive ego? Damn, it must be tiring to take yourself that seriously. Thank GOD we have her around to tell us how to feel/react/think about Hurricane Katrina. Jeez, I thought I was going to have to figure it out on my own, living here in Southern Mississippi.

Also, am I the only person amused, as a sidenote, that Joe Rogan hates Carols Mencia?

And, as another amusing wanky touch: from Poppy Z. Brite's FAQ:

it's the fact that when someone else writes without permission about characters that are still very much a part of my life, it feels a lot like having someone sleep with my husband, or rather more like having someone sneak up behind him and stick a finger up his butt. They may mean it in a flattering way (because he does have a cute butt), and I may not have to look at it, but that doesn't make me feel a whole lot better, and it's not something I am ever going to get used to. More than anything else, I simply wish I were not the kind of author who makes people want to write fan fiction about his characters.

The mind, she boggles.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-02 11:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2006-04-02 04:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smut_queen, 2006-04-02 05:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]exdee, 2006-04-02 05:30 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2006-04-02 10:23 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2006-04-03 01:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mrbimble, 2006-04-02 06:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2006-04-02 06:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]serai, 2006-04-03 12:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-04-03 02:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]agent_hyatt, 2006-04-03 06:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-04-03 12:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2006-04-03 10:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theamazingrando, 2006-04-02 06:58 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mmanurere, 2006-04-02 08:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-02 09:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2006-04-02 10:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deadlettero, 2006-04-02 10:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-04-03 03:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2006-04-03 05:28 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-03 09:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]drworm, 2006-04-02 11:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-05 03:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pet, 2006-04-02 11:25 pm UTC
*chokes laughing* - [info]serai, 2006-04-03 12:35 am UTC
Re: *chokes laughing* - [info]drworm, 2006-04-03 02:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lanjelin, 2006-04-03 12:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]v_digitalwytch, 2006-04-03 01:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lanjelin, 2006-04-03 10:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]diane_duane, 2006-04-04 02:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lanjelin, 2006-04-04 04:18 am UTC
Fanfic is brain-bleaching praise. - [info]windex_junkie, 2006-04-07 10:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2006-04-03 02:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-04-03 03:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]saintedsin, 2006-04-03 05:22 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-03 09:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]saintedsin, 2006-04-04 12:25 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-03 08:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drworm, 2006-04-03 10:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2006-04-03 05:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2006-04-03 04:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2006-04-04 06:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]feelingcold, 2006-04-16 07:17 pm UTC

[info]suzycat
2006-04-02 11:38 am UTC (link)
Ah, now I get it!

I missed this and caught the tail end of it.

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[info]goblin
2006-04-02 12:03 pm UTC (link)
Every time you wank PZB, she kills a gay vampire chef.
Please.
Won't you think of the gay vampire chefs?

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(no subject) - [info]kylenne, 2006-04-02 12:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eidolon_bird, 2006-04-02 03:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]serai, 2006-04-03 12:36 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-04-02 02:35 pm UTC (link)
Isn't it rather cheeky of the most virulent of those who are trolling her back to be insulting her that much just for trying to get a rise out of Poppy and for having a kid who likes making a mess when he himself has actually HURT people by drink driving and shamelessly admits it on his user info in order to drum up support for a couple of books he hasn't even written yet? Fucked up priorities.

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(no subject) - [info]influencethis, 2006-04-02 10:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-03 12:52 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2006-04-03 04:07 pm UTC

[info]eidolon_bird
2006-04-02 03:45 pm UTC (link)
Dear Poppy,

Perhaps you haven't heard, but two wrongs don't make a right.  I know you're a neurotic pill-popping bitch on the best of days and many people consider this to be part of your charm, but could you please tone down the WOE IS ME and martyr acts?  You're making my New Orleans friends (even the less than sane and sober ones) look bad.

Signed,
Bird

P.S. - Though I have been known to purchase your books in the past, I am saddened to say I am currently unable to make future contributions to your Internet Lawyer Fund.  Health concerns prevent me from buying anything covered in spooge and, until I am certain your books no longer pose a threat to my physical well-being, my doctor recommends I avoid all of your work.  Unfortunately, given your propensity for wank, I fear I will never again be able to purchase one of your fine pieces of literature.

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[info]bronzed
2006-04-02 03:47 pm UTC (link)
I love how shes throwing around ljabuse but still has an entry up blaming lynny for all her problems!

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(Anonymous)
2006-04-02 04:38 pm UTC (link)
Lynny deserves the trollage...Not for pissing off a New Orleans-based vampire smut author, that's just good fun. But Gage really is an extremely crappy name for a kid, especially with the inherent Pet Semetary reference. And also for being a Joe Rogan fan.

--The Clichemoth(still pissed at that douche for posting Mitch Hedberg's death all over the Web before his family even found out)



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(no subject) - [info]nlb_muffin, 2006-04-02 06:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cork118, 2006-04-04 03:29 am UTC
Dee dee dee!
[info]spicytacokisses
2006-04-02 04:53 pm UTC (link)
Poppy Z. Brite hasn't made me hate Carlos Mencia. All Poppy Z. Brite has made me do is realize that people who write lame vampire porn are also ridiculously pretentious and melodramatic.

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Re: Dee dee dee! - sharonapple, 2006-04-02 10:18 pm UTC
Re: Dee dee dee! - [info]serai, 2006-04-03 12:39 am UTC
Re: Dee dee dee! - [info]spicytacokisses, 2006-04-03 12:44 am UTC
Re: Dee dee dee! - [info]waltraute, 2006-04-03 03:32 am UTC
Re: Dee dee dee! - [info]beccastareyes, 2006-04-03 04:57 am UTC
Re: Dee dee dee! - [info]v_digitalwytch, 2006-04-03 05:44 am UTC
Re: Dee dee dee! - (Anonymous), 2006-04-03 08:30 am UTC
Re: Dee dee dee! - [info]cyndra_falin, 2006-04-03 05:58 am UTC
Re: Dee dee dee! - [info]spicytacokisses, 2006-04-03 06:00 am UTC
Carlos Mencia made me hate Carlos Mencia. - [info]windex_junkie, 2006-04-07 10:46 am UTC

[info]morganya
2006-04-02 05:03 pm UTC (link)
I stopped reading PZB's livejournal sometime after the 400th whine about how *dare* anyone still like Lost Souls and how generally oppressed she was by people who like her, and hoo boy. I missed a whole lot of crazy, and I can't say I'm sorry.

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(no subject) - [info]lanjelin, 2006-04-02 06:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2006-04-03 06:39 am UTC

[info]kate74
2006-04-02 05:04 pm UTC (link)
*smirk*

Taken from another "Everyone's agin' me" entry...

I consulted an Internet copyright lawyer, and Consumerist.com was ultimately forced to remove my images.

Whee! She has an Internet lawyer, like, for true. *gigglebounce*

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(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2006-04-02 06:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kayla, 2006-04-03 06:48 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-04-02 05:30 pm UTC (link)
Virulent childfreeing makes my ovaries revolt so I am on Lynnea's side. No matter how wrong she might be because I do not have ebnough booze to wade through that one.

- Arabwel@LJ

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OHNOES BAHHHHHHHHHLEETED
(Anonymous)
2006-04-02 06:25 pm UTC (link)
PZB has moved from gibbering, barbituate-fueled rage to full-on bahleetion ("If I take it all down, I never said it!") mode.

http://community.livejournal.com/prime_liquor/257704.html

Anyone got screencaps?

At least she's not calling for minor-troll lynny's beating heart on a plate lj deletion anymore. From now on, she will only refer to lynny as a "toxic maningless (sic) person".

Because, you know, no one will know who she really means.

*waves lighter* Wank on, Poppy. Wank on.





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Re: OHNOES BAHHHHHHHHHLEETED - [info]moonjaguar, 2006-04-02 06:54 pm UTC
Re: OHNOES BAHHHHHHHHHLEETED - (Anonymous), 2006-04-02 07:34 pm UTC
Re: OHNOES BAHHHHHHHHHLEETED - [info]michmatch, 2006-04-03 12:40 am UTC

[info]fuzzybluelogic
2006-04-02 07:00 pm UTC (link)
Ah, PZB and Joe Rogan...

(Also checks for ban-hammer)

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[info]herongale
2006-04-02 07:06 pm UTC (link)
Best part!

prime_liquor
[docbrite]

Thanks to everyone for your kind words. I'm afraid I don't have it in me to reply to all your posts, but I do appreciate them.

One thing: I'm not on a fucking cross. If I am nailed to anything, it is a broken, dead house that's never going to be repairable, that I'm never going to have the money to rebuild, that may not be eligible for rebuilding anyway because of the goddamn FEMA flood plain maps, and that kills my heart every time I have to look at it. Some nights I think of going over there and just burning the place to the ground with myself inside. Don't worry, I probably won't do it. Fire has never much appealed to me.


Got this from page 2 on the Joe Rogan forums, originally posted by Dandelo.

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(no subject) - [info]evanwaters, 2006-04-02 08:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]life_on_mars, 2006-04-02 09:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]evanwaters, 2006-04-02 09:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-02 09:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-03 08:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-03 09:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eidolon_bird, 2006-04-02 11:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]saintedsin, 2006-04-03 05:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2006-04-03 06:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]saintedsin, 2006-04-03 06:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]windex_junkie, 2006-04-07 11:07 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-03 07:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]life_on_mars, 2006-04-03 07:20 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-03 10:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-03 11:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]suzycat, 2006-04-03 11:32 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]windex_junkie, 2006-04-07 11:18 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-04-02 08:19 pm UTC (link)
For someone who's so worried about people being disrespectful about the Katrina disaster, her, "We're still alive" icon seems pretty damned wank-inducing. I mean, how many people died there? Wasn't it sort of the point that a lot of people were no longer in the living way?

-AscadulineMouse

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(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2006-04-03 06:12 am UTC

[info]avari
2006-04-02 08:32 pm UTC (link)
I watched Mencia's videos. I don't understand everything he says, so maybe that's why I don't find him very amusing (his Boy George clip, especially. Huh.)

Anyway, is PZB going mad because of what he said in this clip? Because it doesn't seem that offensive (or again, maybe I'm not fluent enough to understand).

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-02 10:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2006-04-03 06:14 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-04 07:22 am UTC

[info]frequentmouse
2006-04-02 09:07 pm UTC (link)
You know, the sheer number of talentless, egomaniac famous and semi famous people in this wank has to be setting some new record.

I'm waiting for Lee Goldberg to comment on it, although he's so 2005.

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(Anonymous)
2006-04-02 09:54 pm UTC (link)
The Joe Rogan posters are disturbing in their own way. I didn't know that Joe had fans, but I suppose now that I see them, it all makes sense.

I really love how in this wank, like so many, there's people claiming they're not hurt/upset/bitter, yet posting and posting and posting away! Like all of Dandelo's posts on that Joe board. And her lj posts.



And all of Brite's posts. And Bauhaus's posts.

Jeeeez, no one is upset at all, k?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-02 09:56 pm UTC
I think we've found the pseudo-celebrity wank-matrix
[info]tiki
2006-04-02 10:58 pm UTC (link)
This wank includes io_te_provoco, one of the "Famous Five" from Who the fuck is Chancery Stone? fame (she's one of the trolls on Lynny's LJ-- guess she'd try her luck with an actual published bad author for a change), Joe Rogan of Who the fuck is Joe Rogan? fame, and of course Poppy Z. Brite, from Who the fuck is Poppy Z. Brite fame (which was actually the same as this wank, but anyway).
Please note when I use the word "fame" in the above links I of course mean something else altogether.

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Re: I think we've found the pseudo-celebrity wank-matrix - (Anonymous), 2006-04-02 11:41 pm UTC


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