Call me... Ms Normally-I-Hate-RPS
From a mousie in wank_report:

Once upon a time there was a wacky LJ chick called brooklinegirl. She loved Garret Maggart (Blair from The Sentinel), and who can blame her? Being a wacky chick she thought up the Garretverse, the most off the wall and obviously fake Real Person World since the National Enquirer published that story about Elvis and the alien ass babies. The world turned, the number of laptops filled with Sprite increased slightly, there was much tongue-in-cheek hilarity and Funyun-bashing.

http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=brooklinegirl&keyword=GarettVerse&filter=all

And then patk noticed:
http://patk.livejournal.com/17459.html
http://patk.livejournal.com/17812.html

I love how it's like the whole RPS is WRONG!!!/RPS is HOT!!! debates of the last couple of years have never happened, and this is all new. And how surprised she is, considering the fact that one episode of The Sentinel contains as much slash as the entire first season of Smallville.

ETA:

This all started when Starry Constellation Magazine interviewed Garett, BLG proceeded to lovingly mock, the interviewer did a trackback and was amused, but the RPS-wanker was not.

And alas, one of patk's friends, _suziq_ is so aghast at WOE GARETTVERSE that she won't play in the ficathon [ETA3: retrolocked!] that brooklinegirl is running with estrella30 that incidentally has Garretverse prompts...

ETA2: patk loses, under Godwin's Law. Thanks for playing!

ETA3 OMG MEAN High school girls SUCK! sez alyburns.

ETA4: And the crazy continues.