Nintendo Revolution wank.
Joystiq, a videogame blog, posts info about the first screens for a Revolution game, scanned from a magazine calles Game Informer. The game is called Red Steel, and it's made by Ubisoft. Boom goes the wankamite.

Highlights include some idiot talking out of his rear, his being called, somebody not understanding that consoles!=PCs, his being called(several times), somebody saying the game isn't innovative because it uses the controller in a predictable way, somebody saying that the editors of GI are lying to garner sales, and that's only the first 150 comments. Somehow, the commenters also wank over HDTV and gyroscopes. There are also comparisons between the XBox and the Rev, and the Rev controller and the Eyetoy. Plenty of fanboy BS on both sides. Oddly enough, not many 360 fanboys. Here's the most reasonable comment of the whole thing.

EDIT: Wank about the game being released bloodless.