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Cleolinda Jones ([info]cleolinda) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-04-16 10:35:00


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Entry tags:actors, community: oh no they didn't, imdb, not sure how to tag

Phantom butterfly vampire wank

Gerard Butler (probably best known at this point from The Phantom of the Opera) has extremely devoted fans who call themselves "Tarts." They hold conventions, show up at movie sets, they swarm talk-show tapings, and have started ganging up at film festival screenings so heavily that they're actually getting mentioned in news articles. Frequently they get into contests of oneupmanship--I met him at the taping, well I got him to kiss me, well I met his mother, and so on--at the gerardbutler.net forums. I'll digress for a moment to tell you my favorite story is how they once said that he was a "precious butterfly" who brought them together to, I presume, stare at him while he flutters around in a Mason jar. This was before they printed out several hundred pages of forum threads, IIRC, bound them together, and presented them to him.

(Wait, I lied. My favorite story is about the article where a Tart actually told a journalist that she has life-size dolls of him.) (ETA: AIEEEEE.)

"Does Gerard Butler think his fans are ‘crazy’?"

Yes. Yes, he does.

As the OP at ONTD then notes, "What was their reaction? According to the person who e-mailed me, they were horrified and set up new rules for their community." The rules (see link for full text) were leaked by an anonymous tipper:

Somebody e-mailed all of this to me, afraid to speak out because she didn’t want to be banned from the community! [My note: The forums are already pretty well known for "disappearing" posts that don't toe the party line.] To quote her:

However, know in advance that, if you accept this mission a legion of porculent grandmas and twiggy tweens will plague your life. It's drama...but a) they were asking for it and b) I firmly believe that it is just the brand of petty-bitchery that makes ONTD such giddy fun.

Petty bitchery, you say? Here begins the naming of names. (Scroll down to "LadyKatheryne.")


ETA: It's IMDB wank, but you get to see the players in action.

"What kind of weirdo would go chasing off to Scotland?" "I DID!" And they're off. Hang in there as the conversation changes from "You're crazy" to "No, we're not" to "Oh God, it's the gb.net people!" and thence to "Also, you are OLD."

The Man is changing like a magnificent Butterfly! I told y'all.

Thanks to Witchery Bitchery for the extra links.




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(Anonymous)
2006-04-16 06:07 pm UTC (link)
The more fanatic ones seem to think they have a real relationship with the man. Following him all about the place and getting countless forced conversations, pictures taken, and autographs signed by and with him. It all just reinforces and perpetuates that fantasy. It will NEVER be enough for them. They will always push for MORE.

DE CLERAMBAULT'S SYNDROME - A delusion, more common among single women that another person (the object) often of higher status, loves the patient (the subject). The subject believes she did not initiate the situation but has been specially chosen by the object. They are convinced they cannot live happily without them but because of their status and other reasons they are not allowed to reveal their true love

Don Quixote

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[info]waterfront
2006-04-16 06:09 pm UTC (link)
Gerr-bear

"Gerr-bear"?

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[info]janegraddell
2006-04-16 06:16 pm UTC (link)
This was before they printed out several hundred pages of forum threads, IIRC, bound them together, and presented them to him.

Good god. Couldn't they just have given the poor man RPS porn like everyone else?

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dracothelizard
2006-04-16 06:20 pm UTC (link)
A convention that had his mum? *giggles* And tarts? WTF is that about?

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[info]thewashinator
2006-04-16 06:22 pm UTC (link)
(hey look, I finally have an appropriate icon!)

I am just so SO glad I bailed on that fandom early. They scare me, and I don't scare easily. Even the Fametracker Butler thread started getting oogy before the forums went down for good.

I like to look at pictures and discuss pretty men as much as the next girl but the fervent stalking and forced conversations leaves me with a dirty feeling.

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[info]wrongly_amused
2006-04-16 06:31 pm UTC (link)
Hee. He'll always be Dracula 2000 and the amazing-levitating-sex-scene to me.

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[info]hickorydickory
2006-04-16 07:03 pm UTC (link)
Okay, that masturbating cat icon is creeping me the fuck out.

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[info]breecita
2006-04-16 07:07 pm UTC (link)
I am obviously too lazy to be batshit insane, because I couldn't even get off my ass to stalk Ewan McGregor when he was 40 miles away. I lose at fangirling.

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[info]guilty_as_sin
2006-04-16 07:22 pm UTC (link)
I'll digress for a moment to tell you my favorite story is how they once said that he was a "precious butterfly" who brought them together to, I presume, stare at him while he flutters around in a Mason jar.

After laughing my ass off over this line, I mentally imagined some of these fanatics stabbing their fave actors with large pins, making their own twisted 'butterfly collection.'

For all the batshit that goes on in anime fandoms, I think they are more sane than real person fandoms. Of course, Harry Potter out-insanes them all.

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[info]ayezur
2006-04-16 07:28 pm UTC (link)
Now I feel compelled to send poor Gerry a card and some candy or something. And a taser. Even what he did to poor Erik doesn't warrant this level of crazy.

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[info]bubosquared
2006-04-16 07:44 pm UTC (link)
(Wait, I lied. My favorite story is about the article where a Tart actually told a journalist that she has life-size dolls of him.)

I ... What, like a RealDoll?

(If you don't know what I'm talking about, don't google it. DON'T!)

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[info]honorh
2006-04-16 08:16 pm UTC (link)
My best friend is a certified Tart who has just about everything Gerry ever did in her DVD/VCR collection (including a hilarious interview he did with Craig Ferguson) and used to run with a whole Tart group, and this surprises me not at all. BFF is the sane kind; she restricts herself to sighing from afar. However, some of the people in the Tart group . . . one is known as "Psycho Tart" for a good reason. Namely, some of the things Cleolinda mentioned in her post would not be beyond her, and she's probably seeking out a Gerry RealDoll as we speak. BFF got out while the getting was good, because this chick was just scary.

In short, Gerry, thank you for Dear Frankie, and START RUNNING NOW!

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[info]rotten_fish
2006-04-16 08:23 pm UTC (link)
I read that as Rhett Butler, and I wept with joy that there was Gone with the Wind wank. Damn. Damn damn damn.

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[info]elemcee
2006-04-16 08:24 pm UTC (link)
Why does Gerard Butler have these crazy fans? I mean, he's attractive and he's talented, but he's not really famous, as such. Or does that accessibility add to it.

It just doesn't seem fair that he has to hide from batshit insane fans like these, without getting those million-dollar roles, is all. Most attractive, semi-obscure British actors don't have that kind of, um, following.

Also, 'butterfly in a jar'? WTF? Can anybody give me an exact quote? I'd like to see how one would actually compare a six-foot plus manly man to a small, delicate insect.

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(Anonymous)
2006-04-16 08:39 pm UTC (link)
They swarm disscusions of him at other locations and take people to task over percived slights. The Datalounge flame spats are entertaining.
They bullied an online writter for not being praising enough about Gerry's role in Beowulf&Grendal.
They delete and retro edit everything to remove evidence.
They are very "evangelical" as missionaries of the Gerry gospel believing they are his offical voice of the fans and the chosen ones.
They do not get along with other Butler fan groups. And their IMBd activities give everyone else a bad name.
The only thing they have going for them is a huge photo gallery collection.

WitcheryBitchery


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[info]erototoxin
2006-04-16 09:02 pm UTC (link)
Now if only he'd date Elijah Wood, we'd be all set!

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[info]frequentmouse
2006-04-16 09:09 pm UTC (link)
The next step, of course, is that a subset of the tarts will become disenchanted with Butler, probably because he never actually screws any of them, no matter how blatant the come-on, and starts stalking him taking photos of whatever embarrasing nervous habit he's developed.

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[info]seraphtrevs
2006-04-16 09:29 pm UTC (link)
!!! I've got a context to use this icon - FINALLY. XD

I'm kind of surprised PotO fandom hasn't shown up here more - a lot of "phans" are painfully earnest, which can lead to some spectacular splooge at times.

Butler seems pretty good-humored about the whole thing. If I were him, I'd be hiring bodyguards and barricading myself in the fortress-like home I'd built for myself using the massive profits from Dracula 2000.

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(no subject) - [info]ayezur, 2006-04-16 11:40 pm UTC
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(Anonymous)
2006-04-16 09:42 pm UTC (link)
*prays her friend, Gerry's Biker Tart, will not end up in this*

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[info]xero_sky
2006-04-16 09:53 pm UTC (link)
i love him, but i'd never stalk him.

Ah, at last, the voice of True Love.

Unless, of course, she already has him chained up in her special Play Room down in the basement.

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[info]telesilla
2006-04-16 10:33 pm UTC (link)
Everyone here is acting like this is such a big deal, when it totally isn't.

I mean it's not like these women are writing RPS about him.

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(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2006-04-16 10:34 pm UTC
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... - [info]cleolinda, 2006-04-16 11:15 pm UTC
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(Anonymous)
2006-04-16 10:54 pm UTC (link)
My favorite story is about the article where a Tart actually told a journalist that she has life-size dolls of him...

But why? What does it all mean?

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[info]ladysorka
2006-04-16 11:11 pm UTC (link)
...the only films of this guy's I've seen are Tomb Raider 2, which I have successfully blocked from my memory, and Reign of Fire, where I'm pretty sure he played the dead boyfriend.

I am now confused as to why people like him.

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[info]narcissam
2006-04-16 11:30 pm UTC (link)
I'm so glad I decided to leave the family to their Easter gathering for an hour and check Fandom Wank.

*snorfles*

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[info]azarias
2006-04-16 11:34 pm UTC (link)
Can't we just oggle and exploit the pretty Scots from a civilized distance?

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