Chancery Wankery
It seems that Chancie's fallen hard for us! She's talking about us in her blog, again.

Apparently her online novella just wasn't doing it for her, so after churning out several installments of "Flora & Fauna", she decided (yesterday) to write up a nice long entry about how we're all very confused females who can't find our own vaginas. She's also still delusional:

I'm not entirely sure what the fuss was about this time. Although it does seem to be that it never really is about anything. They seem to exist solely as wannabe celebrity bashers.

Lady, if you're a celebrity, I have a rack like Mae West and closet full of Manolo Blahniks.



She goes on a bit, as usual. She denies that she has that thing... the screaming about being a gay man in a woman's body thing (is there a Jurisimprudence law about that?) and takes a potshot at Elton John. Then, she muses on how this phenomena is related to how women are alienated from their sexuality:

All this tells you about her/them is how alienated women are from their sexuality, how few points of reference they have for self-definition. [edited by administration to reduce direct quotes].

I don't know about you, but I like my het porn just as much as I like boy/boy smut. Plus, I've seen plenty of ladies who enjoy writing PWP het/gay fluff/kink/non-con/etcetera. Also, since when is there het porn not designed with the ladies in mind? Hello, bodice rippers/Harlequins/those books with Fabio lookalikes who have lost their shirts.

Then we get to fanfic on the net, where the gay bois are not GAY. They are Disney Princesses!

They are so gay, in fact, that many of the poor sods are written into scenarios where they literally cuddle up on sofas together, feeding each other popcorn and doing snuggly things that wouldn't put Disney Princesses to shame.

And then she demands we find her porn about straight guys having wild, wet sex with each other.

1. It has to be 'properly' published, not POD (and before the half-wits run screaming - no, DANNY isn't POD). Understand, I'd be the last person to knock POD books, but we're trying to show how accepted and mainstream our female sexuality is nowadays, so we can't wander into a grey zone.

[edited by administration to reduce direct quotes]

Now go and find four books out of just half (that's still 100,000 - 'our' half, right?) of those books printed in the UK, that fit those four simple rules, and I will not only be amazed, but I will buy all four novels, and read them all, and then tell you you're a liar.

Or I'll eat humble pie, and say I was wrong.


Of course, I'm just jealous, a victim of fan mentality (which is a horrible, chronic illness that I will never recover from, much like Chancie's verbal diarrhea), alienated from my feminine identity, and have no idea where my vagina is.

Also, I'M Spartacus Chancery Stone!

EDIT: Also, this was on wank_report, but I didn't think to check there before I posted. Originally, orangeymouse left us a tip about Chancery's temper tantrum. Carry on!

EDIT II: Also, thanks to blackhat, more batshit crazy; this time on fag hags, how lesbians and gay men loathe the opposite sex, and about how the internet women all defend gay guys being fluffy bunnies. Or something like that.

Also, after reading this over, I realized I made a couple of mistakes typing this up and made some corrections. This is what I get for typing this on no sleep and a desperate need to avoid my philosophy take-home. Sorry about that!