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Swatkat (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} ruaha56) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2006-04-18 01:57:00 |
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| Current mood: | Mildly Amused |
| Entry tags: | fandom: house, pairing wars, troll |
Minor House Shipwank
(contains some spoilers for the latest episode, so beware)
It all begins when jenuyne posts a quick question in house_md:I just have a quick question. I haven't watched the House episodes from the very beginning so that might be why I'm a little clueless, but who has Dr. House had a relationship with? I'm assuming it was just Cuddy?In the episode, All In, (the one where they're at a Casino Night fundraiser for the hospital), Chase, Foreman, and Cameron are called in during the Party, and House is writing something on the whiteboard and talking to them at the same time. Then he turns around to face them, and when he sees Cameron he's all..speechless. He doesn't like her does he?...Or is it just a simple thing, like he's just suprised by how pretty she looks all dressed up? (Yeah, that sounded kinda corny.) JUST CURIOUS. :)
People answer. Then i_heart_cameron (who happens to have the ugliest icon I've ever seen. No, really. I mean it. Fear the icon) comes along with info on 'a few basic things' about the show:
You know what, there's a few basic things about House that if you know, you've got it down.
Whatever House says about the people he knows is bullshit. What he says most of the time? Is bullshit, even though he's the smartest person there.
Wilson is a sad little kicked puppy.
Cuddy is a lesbian and has bigger balls then all of the males.
Cameron is bipolar as hell. One day, she's a sweet little shadow, following you with her meek voice, the next day she's telling you you're Quick Draw McGraw in the sack.
Foreman thinks anything House says is wrong on principle, and will argue without hesitation.
Chase is a little punk ass bitch. He only cares about two things in life: Himself, and his hair. He's a jackass to people, and he doesn't care about anyone that doesn't have a huge pair of tits.
sincerly_juicy doesn't agree. About Cuddy being a lesbian, that is. This follows a very bizarre conversation in a fangirl dialect I've never seen before (ETA: It's been pointed out the argument is in Pig Latin), which ultimately descends to House/Cuddy vs. House/Cameron wankery.
sincerly_juicy:
and you asebay ouryay umentargay on atwhay?
othingnay.
exactly.
i ontday avehay to say thinanyay to pwn you.
*pwns*
i_heart_cameron: and you asebay ouryay umentargay on atwhay as elway, owhay oesday uddycay ikelay oushay?
:: double pwns ::
sincerly_juicy: the crazy amounts of subtext.
your icon is seriously about to give me a seizure.
ihc:The same could be said for Cuddy's lesbian tendencies.
o rly?
s_j:the nonesitant tendencies.
ihc:The ones you don't see.
s_j:HENCE THEY ARENT THERE.
case and point.
ihc:I meant your interpretation of the show, which is obviously bullshit if you buy into that Huddy crap.
s_j:hahahahhahahahahahahahah
a housecam shipper is telling me THAT
ihc:Shiiit, there's more evidence to support House/Cameron then there is House/Cuddy. What the shit, baby you a hot mess, you need to think before posting.
A Huddy shipper insulting H/Cam, lolololololol.
ihc, in response to a now deleted reply to the previous comment:
hen stop talking.
Do you honestly think I give a shit if desperate little fangirls take me seriously? Fuck no. I have no interest in this conversation, period, I am just keeping it up so I can prove that I can be more annoying then you, which is obviously your goal. If not, I think you should switch careers.
And your ship does not kick ass. Those comments are House being House. He insults everyone, get over it. You aren't special. You expect people to respect you and take you seriously and listen to what you have to say, look at you! Not only is your grammar atrocious, you talk down to people like you're so high above everyone.
You are pathetic. Your ship? Lacks evidence. You can grasp at straws all you like, that just shows you're the number 1 winner of the desperation game. You also are obviously incapable of intelligent thought, so I'm going to close this right now. Get a life.
Case closed!
s_j:
I find your arguement incredibly fatuous and specious as you have not made one point. at all. not one. its sad. i feel bad *pats on head*
sorry about my grammar it honestly is hard to type when im laughing so hard.
complenting someones appearence is most certainly a form of affronting another person.
pssh yeah.
i have a life, and oh boy does it kick ass. and call me conceited if you wish, but not everyone else that i associate with.
you don't need to prove you are more annoying. thats been established from the start.
you cannot just claim someone is gay because... why are you saying Cuddy is gay? Because she has more balls than most men? Well thats true figuratively, of course. Yes, she kicks major amounts of ass. Problem? Thought not.
ihc:Because you've not made one valid point for me to disprove. Why waste my time typing up an intelligent argument against a childish four year old one, complete with "LOL U SUCK, NO U!!!". You say you feel so sorry for me and I'm so stupid, yet you reply every time.sincerly_juicy decides to share the link with her fellow-shippers over at house_cuddy.
Okay my fellow shippers, here is my situation which I am bringing to your attention purely for your enjoyment. Someone at a post in house_md said Cuddy was most definately gay with a large penis I believe. So as great as I am I snapped at that nieve and obviously brain dammaged child and it turned into a huddy vs. housecam. As you can imagine this poor, poor soul's arguements are not only basically noexistant in both quality and her presentation, yet specious and completely fatuous.
Reading this over just makes me laugh really hard at her stupidity
So for a good laugh ( and I highly recoment it) read this here fake cut
You can reply if you wish, what ever your heart fancies ♥
Oh and my lovely mods
feel free to delete this post but I felt compelled to share
Then i_heart_cameron shows up and starts trolling the comm by posting truly horrific animated pictures of Dr. Cuddy.
What would Cuddy say? *shakes head*
First wank. Please be gentle.
ETA: Deleted link to her LJ, userinfo says she's 16. Oh well. Many thanks to smut_queen for pointing it out. *g*
